Hey /b Your public enemy No. 1 and the police is searching for you, what do?
Hey /b Your public enemy No. 1 and the police is searching for you, what do?
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I would try to see if my resumé hits the first page of the newspapers.
I'd kms. I wouldn't do well in prison.
I'm pretty sure they have my address already.
Why would they need to search for me?
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You are retarted.
I would kill myself or nuke everyone
I don't have a public enemy.
Kill myself then mail myself the the detective.
>the police is searching for you
>the police is
>the police
>is
The police is a single person? What kind of town am I living in?
bout tree fiddy
Make a post that breaks all of 4chans rules. If I’m going to be mob lynched I might as well have some fun first.
I would make a thread on Sup Forums asking people what they would do in my situation because I’m not clever enough
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Give FBI a resume so they can employ me...
I would hire private detectives to follow whoever follows me. I would then live in my bunker and declare the land my own country, declare myself a freeman only following common law.
I would then laugh since nothing incriminating would or could ever be found.
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assuming you're a dude bc no chicks on internet
go to good will.
get a shitty wig and dress.
become obvious, shitty tranny.
hit on a straight dude at a biker bar.
facial recognition software and surveillance camera network no longer a problem.
use newly assumed identity to work street corners and make money tuggin off married guys whose wives are bored with them.
build an empire one handy at a time.
start chain.
setup franchises.
Drive to the outback of australia.
this.
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You are a man with true vision user.
thank you, good sir.