>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
Ethan Carter
Christopher Bailey
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Samuel Jones
It was funny yesterday.
... And this stale copypasta has run its course.
Gabriel Garcia
This is the average norwayian woman
Hudson Cooper
And the vikings will come with many dragon boats ....
Caleb Miller
When did this pasta start circulating and for what? Actual Norwegian here and if anything we aspire to be like the US. From anything to expanding our cities, importing shit, jump on all the trademarks like Starbucks, Burger King etc and making ammo for guns. If anything we're a toddler following the US around in awe.
John Bailey
>norwayian
you're as much as stupid as she is ugly: a fucking lot
Jason Rogers
No more mini 14.
Julian Bailey
That's some piss poor quality bait you've got there user.
Brandon Sanchez
Christ, what a faggot. If you love that murica so much why do you live in Norway then fag?
Owen Hall
Amerikikes btfo
Nathaniel Powell
Top kek
Benjamin Howard
Google "X couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Y in a week" (including spelling errors) and you'll figure out where it came from..
Jace Lee
You couldn't even stop some Austrian painter.
Levi Watson
Be afraid
Our subs are targeting american pigs carriers as we speak
Luke Sullivan
This is what Norwegian families actually look like.
[spoiler]Her dad is Richard Garriott[/spoiler]
James Harris
Don't worry, 90% of the American navy is cold war death traps. More rust than ammo.
Isaiah Adams
Few policemen who are too afraid to hit Ahmed isn't an army
James White
You absolute idiot. At no point did I state my feelings toward that reality. I'm just informing how it is. Can't you even notice how every single of the things mentioned can be seen as something negative?
Evan Nguyen
This is gold
11/10 bait
Jackson Green
Thought i had the catalogue open from yesterday.
Apparently didn't , terrible repost.
Anthony Long
Norway has a lot of oil and a distinct lack of freedom, they oppress their neighbors and provoke the Danes. time to bring these nords some freedom.
Michael Murphy
Only way Scandinavia could stay relevant.
William King
Norwegian flag will be on the white house and pentagon in just 3 days
Thomas Howard
As a Norwegian I can promptly confirm that you are a fucking idiot.
Only leftist cucks think Norway would ever go to war with the U.S, because these ignorant shitforbrains think that Trump is the "big bad", and get played on by the regressive left in the U.S that cannot form an argument.. let alone being capable of answering as what they think those of the opposing views would answer.
Long before you utter words from your ignorant mind and mouth on anything regarding relations between the U.S and Norway or politics at all, go fucking read such as The Righteous Mind and A Conflict of Visions.
You're not even a successful troll, you're just ignorant and a fucking moron
Jaxson Kelly
the south will rise again
Caleb Fisher
John Green
kinda sad someone drew this unironically
Isaac Morris
Top kek
Mildly good autism b8
Autism/10
Noah Young
pathetic
Christopher Nelson
The army isn't the biggest branch, nor the only branch obviously. In norway, everyone that has served in any branch has compulsory service in the home guard until they're 44 years of age, yearly service.
Which means that every single person to ever be in the norwegian military is added to the ranks, making it by far the biggest branch of the military by miles.
That was put in after WW2 to make sure there were always enough forces to combat an invasion or attack. The other branches are offensive branches with specializations and equipment to do the job. Requirements to get into all those branches are much higher in Norway than other countries, and land closer in requirements to special forces requirements of other nations than normal service requirements of those nations. On a soldier-to-soldier basis, Norway has the most technologically advanced military in the entire world, and the best equipped individual soldiers, to compensate for lower numbers due to lower population.
To put it into video-game terms, a team of 50 Norwegian troops vs 50 U.S troops would be like almost a 1v2 fight for the U.S troops, simply through higher grade equipment and tools for the Norwegian troops. Apply the same standards to a nation the size of the U.S, Russia or China, and you'd have world-dominating forces.
Asher Myers
Women-jews, Norway-jews, Jew-jews, Dancer-jews... We need more jew-crossovers.
Julian Clark
Are those fishing boats?
Jackson Campbell
it needs a shorter nose, but otherwise it's spot on
top kek
Eli Reed
Well, to summarize everything.
I get that. However, let's be real.
Norway and the US are not going to fucking war anytime soon.
This is major bait, and I'm only contributing to the unadulterated cesspool of autism, that is this thread.
Respect, my Nordic friend.
May you and your Country remain safe, and out of the fuck-fest we shove our dicks into.
Matthew Price
You have 2 hours to surrender or else
Isaiah Gutierrez
Or what?
I get some hot blonde qt 3.14 Norwegian wife?
pls
Cooper Brooks
Looks like the attack is over, boys.
We still love you Norway.
Mason Smith
Go eat your surstroming and quit embarrassing yourself.
Cameron Murphy
Xavier Rodriguez
NORWAY does not possess nuclear weapons. As a state party to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty (NPT) since 1970, it is recognised as a Non-Nuclear Weapon State (NNWS). It has signed and ratified the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
Josiah Green
If the Vikings couldn't invade Canada without getting their asses kicked, what makes you think you can beat people ten times more belligerent and twenty times more pigheaded? We have fields of gleaming ARs that don't care if they mow down human children or Norwegians instead.
Anthony Anderson
Trips of truth
Cameron Smith
U.S. stated in its April 2017 New START declaration that 1,411 are deployed on 673 ICBMs, SLBMs, and strategic bombers.
Modern war is waged with atomic fire, not boats and guns.