Britbong thread. Where u at? Where u work? What do for fun?

Britbong thread. Where u at? Where u work? What do for fun?
Whitby
fish boat
pubs

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York
Dominos
Sleep and wank

Leeds
Leeds Rhinos
shitpost

>imperialism

hey this isn't /brit/

Robin Hood's Bay
on the dole
spend the dole
srsly?

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liverpool/leeds
lawyer
thai boxing+extreme fapping

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Salford
Cruise ship
Drink, fap, game

too busy being raped by muslims.

The UK needs Sharia Law. I've been here 19 years from Turkey.

York
Homeless
laugh at drunks use the librarys wifi

Cambridge
Prostitute
Knitting and crochet

been watching British TV on Netflix here in the US. Your legal system is fucked, It's no wonder the Muslims are taking over.

Chesterfield
To rich to work
Make drugs meth/morphine/heroin/speed

>why yes, i am british

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I'll give you a for instance. Private property. In the UK a squatter has the right to appeal being evicted from something they don't own. In the US that's trespassing and they not only can be shot legally, but would instantly be arrested for being on someone else's property and thrown in jail.

>Implying I as a British citizen give a fuck
>Implying it effects me
>Implying I don't own my own place and don't own a gun
The fucks your actual point kid?

How can you English fags got to live in such a cold and boring land
the country is way too damn up now the north
all you have over there is fog, rocks and more fog
the sky is always gray and gloomy
how can you take it? It's depressive

Leeds
Call centre
Getting high all day everyday

I agree. The british empire used to spar over a third of the world. Slowly, we gave it all back and kept the shitty bit

I live on a nature reserve, it's as nice as any place I have been to in America.
I have money, two dogs, 4, 5 fuck buddies and I don't have to work, what more do I need?
I don't like anything over 15 degrees C

>Manchester
>Kia construction
>Huge music fan

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Do you hang out with dick heads?
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it's not /fag/ either, so why are you here?

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>be American
>study in Britain and get job there afterward
>meet GF there
>been together 13 years
>can no longer stand being here
>wages only 1/2 of what I'd earn in the US
>taxes twice as high
>everywhere is cramped and filthy
>trash strewn everywhere
>the weather is damp and dreary
>the people are miserable
>everything is inconvenient and expensive
>homes cost a fortune and are poverty-tier compared to US
>the government is constantly in your business

Fuck this shit country, tbqhl.

Edinburgh
Dealer
Wanking

Nice trips. Nanny state.

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Suffolk
on the dole
pick pocketing people on the bus

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>>the weather is damp and dreary

>762421888

see? It's boring as gloomy as fuck
and so much cold
cold, rocks and fog
cold sea and ugly beaches
so much clouds and gray sky

bump

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wales
greggs
skateboard

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Get fucked whino fan

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