The Accountant

>i have assburgers
what did he mean by this?

Goddamn that looks so much like James Rolfe

>he doesnt cook

he means he had really bad cellulite on his buttocks

DUDE AUTISM GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS LMAO

>he's gonna take you back to he past

>superpowers
What did he mean by this?

>whooo whooo
>whooo whooo

why did he not choose to bone this?

A geopolitical thriller about the accounts of terrorists and corrupt officials wasn't seen as very marketable
An action film about an autistic accountant who's basically Jason Bourne was

He wasn't into beastiality?

The end credit sequence really blew my mind once you realized it was a commercial. I mean when JK Simmons walked on screen and looked at the camera and sad "And we covered it! WE ARE FARMERS BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA".

I was floored.

stfu she is a qt

Except tall, in good physical condition, attractive, good skin...

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'd love to feed her cheese and scratch her belly
But you know, bestiality is just a bit weird. Nothing against her. If that's your thing, well, we're all entitled to our own opinions I guess

The trailer for this was so cringy that I actually thought it was a parody. Who the fuck gives greenlight to shitshows like this in hollywood.

>tfw to autistic too love

>tfw to autistic too try and fight crime

Just watched rain man last night.. Good stuff

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

>she will never chew on your bone
why even live?

and not balding