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>tfw
She exists to make Thandie look better as an actress
>manface
>no ass
>fridge body
Why do people find Delores attractive?
Why is she so derpy?
for you
Friendly reminder that every guest that visits the park is killed there.
Ford replaces them with hosts that he sends back into the real world.
>post yfw Bernard was just pretending
>he's actually human
>it was a joke planned with Ford
Oh nice
thx dude
Her acting is so awful, it's embarrassing
>Hannibal diagnoses Sup Forums
why do people find any of the women on this show attractive?
Pretty much all of the women we've seen have had many of the following
>shitty tits
>flabby asses
>no curves
>weird faces
>some other physical characteristic that makes them unattractive (huge jaw, huge gums, etc.)
First for hating these characters, hating these scenes, hating the writing related to these scenes and hating the amout of time devoted to these scenes.
I bet she's going to let Joss Whedon snake her up
I fuckin love Clementine
Perfect dumb whore face. Perfect casting.
Easily the worst part of the show.
You could do a supercut and remove all of Maeve's scenes and it would be a better show
blink and you missed /bestgirl/
maeve is perfect
Yeah, that's fuckin' retarded. Quotas, dude.
If she's dead this show is DROPPED
>Angela Bassett exists
>cast this too young loser instead
>yfw at the end of the season it is revealed that Sylvester and Felix we're the ACTUAL ford and Arnold all along
Would my little human cock be enough to satisfy her?
>maeve is perfect
>saggy banana tits
>huge nipples
>ass like an old shopping bag left out in the rain
>pudgy stomach
It's okay to have shit taste but don't parade around stating your lunacy as fact
>"may I take your glass"
>"no, but you can take my load to your face."
10/10 milf
Will we ever see him again?
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
This.
MORE ED HARRIS, DAMMIT
My complaint so far is that a show about a fantasyland where guests can do anything barely has guests in it at all, most of whom are complete knobs.
> OH THE GUESTS DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE HOSTS
We've seen a few shootings, a strangling… and that's about it. Where's this seamy undercurrent of guests doing depraved things they keep alluding to?
what if she's actually 50 years old and uses expensive future anti aging medicine?
>Will we ever see him again?
Yes
Did anyone else dislike how they revealed Bernard being a host? Secifically, bringing up the fact that hosts have limited perception righ before the reveal.
Felt like unnecessary hand-holding
I kinda agree.
now that's a twist I could get behind. You really don't see enough humor in the twist department
What was this expression meant to convey?
>bringing up the fact that hosts have limited perception righ before the reveal
We knew that long before this episode.
Remember Abernathy and the photo?
So was she a host or not?
> that scene where William gets to choose his clothing
> alien-fu tells him he can do whatever he want already
> imagine a scene where William awkwardly attempts to tell her about his scat-fetish
> a whole minute of him fumbling with his belt, apologizing, while the host just lays one of the tables with her mouth open
> several minutes of him clumsily adjusting the position of his butt over her mouth
> the shit misses her mouth and ends up on her forehead
> William, flustered and sweating, shambles away with his pants around his legs and falls through the door leading to the train
>"That shit wasn't even a 6 where we're going"
>I am a little upset
...
I know, that's why it was superfluous to bring it up again 30s before payoff. It cheapens the reveal and kills the tension
?
That was a stupid scene and all it did was make people question how Felix got away with walking a well known host around the facility for no reason.
>muh dreams
>muh past builds
>muh so smart host pls make me into a rouge AI
The writing feels so out of place I question if they tacked it on during the production delays
>I'm gonna make you peel off your own face
Because they're all hosts. Felix, Sylvester, all low-echelon workers are robots
of course she was a host
real life talulah would be very expensive
Yes I want to fuck her so bad
derp
Analysis. Why did you post this?
Why isn't there a Taylor Swift host?
Yes. She even looks the exact same in the advertisement Maeve saw.
Westworld is so cheap and Nolan's such a hack that they've kept the exact same host, doing the exact same thing, in the exact same clothes, for 30+ years
Obviously. They made that clear when Nolan fucking spoiled Ep.8 to cover up the plotholes in Ep.6
It's okay to have shit taste user but Maeve sincerely has the worst written storyline out of anyone
>Bernard/Ford
Interesting
>MiB
Interesting
>Dolores/Will
Exciting
>Maeve
Ex Machina Fanfic
still not good enough.
There's no board. Miss Hale is a host too. Ford said it " the board has already tried to fire me several times ".
He's just tryin' to have fun with himself. But even that is not enough. The take-over operation was awful as fuck, Bernard said it. The host are not good enough to entertain Ford. He is disappointed.
Amazement and vengeance
Don't worry tho, autism is not as rare as they make it sound like
Delores is stunning. She has classical beauty that plebs wouldn't appreciate.
this. maeve is a mary sue
Because you perfectly know what would happen.
In Pariah. Probably some other towns too. Maybe they're holding back these other places for next season so they have fresh places to take the show. But I agree with you that they've held back on what the elites of the world would really be doing in a place like westworld.
Years of self-inflicted social isolation with only the internet as my outlet have warped my only social interaction to crude posts on a Filipino meme generation board
Arnold?
enjoy yr man chinned guntqueen
i know right? i think its one of the worst plotholes ive ever seen in a series. not having a taytay host makes the show completely unbelievable since we all know if it was real there would be several taytay hosts!
>In Pariah.
> hosts fucking other hosts, performing ORAL SEX in GOLD PAINT!!!
yeah, I'm not feeling it.
What if Arnold is Arnold Schwarzenegger ?
Agreed THIS. How much more "becoming self-aware" buildup do we need? Yeah zoom in on Maure's face again fucking do it again faggot that'll be dramatic as fuck she's all like MUAAHAHA muh plans Ermagherd
>Ford not gradually killing every employee and replacing them with hosts over 30+ years
>not killing tons of guests and replacing them with hosts constantly, having them sign over everything
>Arnold knew his plan tried to stop him
>producers had to add all this timeline faggotry to stretch the show out because really basic AF could've been a 30 minute Twilight Zone episode
>tswift will be remembered in 2050
lel
Make me kek.
>go to WW
>$40k/day
>no fucknugget fembots
shitty 2 b honest
This image made me gay
>Analysis. Why did you post this?
Good. I like it.
I'm adopting this meme as my own. Thanks.
'gunt' Marcus Brigstocke has a lot to answer for.
We need a Milana Vayntrub host first
Does anyone not really care about any plotline? I seriously don't give a shit. Nothing is thrilling, and none of the acting or writing is captivating, I'm not rooting for anyone. The pilot was good, but I'm just sitting it out. The reveal of Bernardbot and the evil Hopkins speech and Theresa killing just made me cringe.
Bernard, run niggermoment.exe please
LOL
If 2 timelines is true 40k a day is the 30 year previous price. Probably much less expensive now. Or much more.
if only
>mfw
for how long william has been on ww?how the fuck logan wasn't rescued yet?they certainly have some help code to shout when they need intervention
and does anybody else believes the danish cunt was arnold's version of bernard?
in the end we'll find out there's only 5 humans in the whole show
...
Based elsie
Is that octavia (kerry condon)?
or they could have given gina torres a decent role
Love her bitch face.
Dated a girl who looks like dat
She's dead, isn't she? ;_;
It's not just the face though is it, she's just a straight up bitch.
don't think so
she is kill by robutt
she comes back as a host
She's a borderline lesbian in the show
Well, an exciting kiss with Clementine
Soon to be replaced with identical host controlled by Ford, with no Delos 401(k) match required
Hnnng
Yes, they even showed her in a flashback.
nice trigger discipline you dumb bitch
>farm girl who first shot a gun two days ago
>trigger discipline
u wot m8
>why am I acting in this shitty show even after winning an Oscar?
I doubt they cared much about gun safety back in the old Wild West.
Rude.
How are her feet?
Man I miss Pa Abernathy
Maybe. She might be qt ai waifu now.