>The following is a paid program for Girls Gone Wild
The following is a paid program for Girls Gone Wild
>Cue steel drums
>Cue the bongos...if you know what I mean
Really makes you think.........
>there are VIRGINS on this board RIGHT NOW who want to stop girls from flashing their TITS
>young boys used to be transfixed by whorish women
>now young girls are
Really gets the plumbing flowing.
>be a kid before internet porn
>fap to ggw ads
>have to start beating hard right before lesbian clip
>can now look at any ggw video for free
>fap to other stuff
>that pan to the crowd
kek
I always wondered how many of the girls who appeared in these videos committed suicide after they were released and posted on line for all the world to see?
reminds me of jacking off to the commercials in 6th grade
fucking hell sweden, what are you doing?
it's russia
russia loves twerking
they'll still beat blacks on the street at night, but they have dance studios full of it
butt cheeks are fun for all ages
same. that and the man show and scrambled porn when you can see a cock or a tit for a minute or 2. god those were epic faps. that and spice world and whatever random titty scenes i could find in my parents' movies.
cue steel drums
>those stations that would run GGW ads for hours late at night
>my childhood fapping experience
>tfw you were 10 years old and watching wrestling or South Park and this commercial comes on
>mom comes into room
>sweat bullets hoping she doesn't notice or quickly change channel
I used to really enjoy these commercials before I discovered porn.
I always wanted to experience spring break in a tropical party ridden place.
>Wild On!
>Volume on 1
>Thumb on "Prev", which would take me to ESPN if I heard footsteps
What y'all know about pressure faps
>Call 1-900-KL5-6789 only $3.99 min
>P-P-PICK UP THE PHONE
aww dude those man show credits. never had to rush a jerk so much in my life.
i'll settle for hanging out at a barbecue with a handful of cool people and not having to listen to a bunch of obnoxious drunk kids listening to house music and giving each other chlamydia and hpv
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>tfw 14 and calling sex phone hotlines and jacking off to the sexy intro where the woman entices you to pay for a call
i've never seen any uncensored footage from this show...
lmao
I know that Hanna Hilton got her start from their.
This is why I need feminism
I just remembered this existed. I watched it on VHS at a friends house once when I was like 10, it wasn't even erotic for me, just interesting and trashy.
>Staying up late too fap to a commercial
those were the days
>Russia
Somewhat related, remember the "Bikini Open" show?
dude
wtf i love communism now
I blew so many loads to these as a 12 year old who just watched Comedy Central til 3 and had no internet access.
Yup, I'd always make sure I was kinda close and then when I knew the credits were coming on, I'd have like 30 seconds or so to bust a nut. Love that shit. Also, that sexy ass woman during the show who dressed like a german biergarden girl with massive tits who brought dudes down on stage. God damnitttt I always tried to cum to her but she was only on for like 8 seconds at a time.
I feel like this should be in slow motion with music from koyaanisqatsi
do they really have parties like this in America? or was the whole thing fake?
I liked Manswers myself and I can still bust a nut to these commercials.
Basically just New Orleans during Mardi Gras and parts of Florida during spring break for colleges. Only times you'll see titties out on the streets outside of a feminist rally in Jew York.
this stuff needed to be kept late at night, not during the day or the morning . thats one of the big things of today. sex stuff around the clock. use to be kept locked up in the darkness away from anything else.
I heard both of them clear as day
they're nearly all paid "actresses"
incoming keke
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>Penis Pride
>The perfect 10 minute, no scalpel vasectomy.
Wat.
>estudio 2
Why does BANGBROS SUCK NOW? FUCK?
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It was clickbait before there was clickbait. There were even ads in the back that were clearly bullshit.
The ol' switch a roo?
still funny
rip in peace ellinor
did she get stoned to death or something?
I would have beaten the ever loving fuck out those boys if I were their dad.
What the fuck is going on? You would have gotten your ass kicked for this shit.
Holy fuck is this the true land of the free?
So empowering
Same here.
With my penis
fucking KEK. i only pray that this is an edgy but hilarious comedy skit
Sweden YES. Reminder that this is what excessive liberalism gets you.
Women's rights were a mistake
jojo reference?
>out on the couch hands in the pants
>hear footsteps coming out
>quickly flip back to music videos
>mom asks you to come help her do something
>have to get up slowly and bent over so boner isn't super visible
Those were the days
>the are people posting on Sup Forums right now who's moms showed their tits on girls gone wild
diverse population with little crime great health care and a high gdp?
who is pink panties? She can fucking get it
your average american party results in 13 pregnancies, and 7 cases of alcohol poisoning
I was referring more to rampant faggotry and Muslim hordes, but sure, that too.
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>tfw a playboy got delivered to your house on accident
>tfw you get your uncles package full of GGW vhs tapes
he got a replacement package so i didn't feel bad
Where did the time go? I used to j/o to this late at night. It's all we had. Like sand through the hourglass man, its just slipping away.
>uncut
kek
This ape mating dance is goddamn off-putting, I can't fap to that even if the bitches are 10/10
Elias needs to an Hero.
And so do the rest of them
>young tonio
Wait a second...
>Future submissive bottom
>Future college whore
>Future power bottom
...Good luck on the last one Sweden
kill yourself, low test fag.
Only like two of those have ass. It just doesn't come off without.
Sup Forums BTFO
>tfw discovering Cinemax and HBO late-night softcore porn in the early 2000's
Kinky Kong and the Witches of Breastwick were so godly back then
>tfw your grandpa's buddies signed him up for a joke and he gave you nudey magazines
it's censored because it's something you actually
WANT
to see!
There were ads for some pretty fucking sketchy shit for a loooong time. Like, those ads on motherless where you know you shouldn't click, but do anyway and suddenly you're down the rabbit hole and gone for hundreds of further clicks.
>tfw sneaking a nude magazine from my friend's house
I miss the little things
Now Playboy doesn't even have nudity anymore
didnt those lead to cp sometimes?
We'll see if those trends are the same in 20 years when Sweden adds the star and crescent to its flag to cater to its new majority.
I remember right before the ads stopped showing up on Comedy Central, it was coupled with Guys Gone Wild like every other ad
So you'd be fapping and then suddenly all the dudes would be there.
>tfw Erotic Confessions
>tfw Hot Line
Fuck, I'm old.
One time i did not stop in time and i nutted as soon as the guys came on. I have been sucking dick ever since.
>not fapping to both
Because they don't even try, and they decided no more unlimited previews
They used to, before the site got kinda party van'd. You never fucking knew where a click would take you. It was Russian Roulette, usually in more than one sense.
>Image.jpg
Alright, but who the real niggas here who were so strapped for fap material that they'd beat it to those Dr. Ruth ads just talking about sex if that's all that was on?
this is what a russian looks like now
JUST
>mom and dad have porn channels blocked
>internet has super parental protections
>go to aunts house
>they tell me i'll be sleeping downstairs
>small tv in the room
>has regular and premium cable
>watch porn all night on a variety of channels
>computer in the next room with no parental protections
was worth a 7 hour drive each time