A T-1000 has just been sent back in time to kill you

a T-1000 has just been sent back in time to kill you

you have one hour to prepare before it arrives.

what do you do?

An hero immediately. Fuck that noise. I live in country Australia. I'd be FUCKED.

see how many times i can jack off in an hour

Make a series of Facebook posts with my real name and photo saying "You know what my worst fear is? That some kind of evil supercomputer reads this message in 20 years and sends a robotic dickgirl back in time to rape me to death"

magnet my hard drives

start digging

Get a flight to the arctic. It would just slow down and freeze trying to get me.

Jokes on you, I work at a foundry

If T-1000 was a dickgirl intent on raping me I'd die happy

i go get my suit

he can only form stabbing... weapons

Loan him a couple thou and let him rack up his gambling debt

Place a pot of molten iron or whatever above my door and leave it slightly open so it falls on him when he gets in.

>surround myself with liquid lava
>watch him melt the moment he tries any shit

I'd fire off some shitposts for like 50 minutes, then scramble to get my shoes on and find some clothes for another 9, and then spend the next 60 seconds thinking of someone else to blame for not getting the fuck out while I could.

I use that liquid that freeze him... far from a steel fundition

Seriously, the guy was done...

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>I use that liquid that freeze him... far from a steel fundition
>far from a steel fundition
>a steel fundition
>fundition
what

>liquid metal
>being able to travel back in time
I don't think so bro.

I would shoot myself in the head, killing myself. Therefore the T-1000 would have never been sent back to kill me because im already dead. And since he never got sent back in time, id have no reason to kill myself.

Make peace with God and say goodbye to my loved ones. Then watch Seinfeld until he arrives.

I put on a disguise

i cover myself with magnets
h-he's a machine :')

The acid barrels worked out pretty good in Genisys desu, I'd do that.

Fpbp

Take enough sleeping pills just to not wake up.