What route would you have taken through Middle Earth to Mordor and Mt.Doom?
What route would you have taken through Middle Earth to Mordor and Mt.Doom?
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Get in a boat to Pelargir then ride to the Morgul Vale then follow Frodo's path to Mount Doom
now fuck off back to /lit/ dumb popnerd
We've had this thread a billion times and the answer is always pic related.
>In a sea full of corsairs
lol, no.
I just would have had the big eagles flied me all the way there while I ate pretzels.
Tolkien was such an autistic retarded.
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Not just that.
>Enemy is pretty good at tracking your general movements
>Get on a fucking ship where there's barely any if any geographical features to hide you from Sauron's vision, and you're the only thing that stands out in a literal sea of nothing
>This is a great fucking idea when Sauron has Nazgul with flying mounts
>Ocean is easier to hide in than you think
>Sit in the cabin the entire time
>Be a standard trade vessel that trades with the east
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>Ocean is easier to hide in than you thin
>From a godlike being who can see everywhere in the known world at will
>One who will not bat an eye at sinking every ship in the Ocean one by one with his Nazgul the moment he figures out you're on a ship
>One who has pirates fleets at his back
Really?
They act like mountains contain invisible barriers. Mountains are easy to traverse. They could have gone straight east, then southeast, looped around the back of Mordor and finished within like 3 months.
You're fags, he should have taken the eagles to Mt Doom.
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>Approach Mount Doom from the East
>Straight past Barad dúr, A.K.A. Sauron Central
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>along the shore
>pirates
Pray tell, where on this map do the Fellowship get separated?
>bane eh?
where the fuck do you think pirates are?
at open sea?
>On a very obvious path with a demi-god that can see everywhere and has pirates at his back and call
Yes, pirates.
Also It's not like Gondor does a lot of trading with the Elven afterlife. Where do you think their trading ships are?
The river somewhere east of Fangorn after fighting the uruk hai
along the Great River just south of Lorien
>Completely and utterly misses Mount Doom
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All I know is that Gandalf is a rank 1 asshole. He has all this magic and can't charm a fucking crow to just take the ring and drop it into the volcano.
why didnt they just fly on the eagles to mordor?
South Gondor is too predictable, they needed to travel hidden
Not his job
just before the place where meat returned to the daily specials board
i would have just taken the pass over caradhras myself.
i wonder what would have happened had the entire fellowship made it to rohan and/or gondor
Send the eagles to get some lava and bring it back
BANEBOSTING IS HILARSIUO
going through arnor that is like new york mordor
so they need 1 movie for half of the way and need 2 movies for the other half
stupid hobbits
he can only advise, he cannot directly interfere. Also, wizards have limited magic.
It's a lighthouse, as long as you can avoid the light your are fine
It's almost like more shit happened in the other half
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NO IT ISN'T. JACKSON JUST VISUALISED IT AS A LIGHTHOUSE. IN THE BOOK HE COULD PROJECT HIS VISION TO ANYWHERE HE WANTED, TAKE OVER ANY CREATURE TO SPY ON PEOPLE.
only real answer
>Uh uh you see they're going to shift their line all the way down here Michael
>you see these orcs are blocking down and you just got to get around that line
>uh uh and here they're going to cutback towards mordor
*squiggles some more random x's for no reason*
>and then boom, they take it all the way
It was a decision because he wanted the visual of Sauron being powerless without the ring instead of sitting in a tower for three movies watching people with his mind
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I invent a fighter plane and shoot those Nazgul fucks out of the air and just kamikaze into Mount Doom.
Wait, that's it? I thought they went through Moria because underground Sauron's light couldn't reach them
If Gandalf, or any other higher who can cast being starts throwing fireballs at people all bets will be off and whole middle-earth will be a battlefield.
It's like starting a nuclear war but with magic.
This. Why didn't Frodo just build a tank or a jet?
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>Middle earths civilization is thousands of years old
>still have dirt roads and no one working electricity
>everyone who suggested going along the coast/by sea
top jej
There are savage monsters in the sea that would be drawn to the Ring
Think Watcher in the Water on a grander scale
You go through the Brown Lands you get mugged by niggas then you have to deal with a real "dark" lord, by like
>One for the dark lord on his dark throne
>He's big an' he's black an' his name be Tyrone
This one
More interesting: if the Fellowship somehow had managed to keep itself united and without losing Gandalf nor Boromir, how would the journey through Mordod had gone like?
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TAKE THE TUNNEL WORMS TO MORDOR?????
I would just summon Bombadil, do some joking around, would ask for a trip to meet Fingolfin.
They would have failed because Rohan and Gondor fall without them.
Then they have the combined forces of Man and Mordor in their way.
Map posting is fucking hilarious
Feanor invented the light bulb
They fought a rather large war over them
God Fucking Damn Jackson
Please tell me these weren't actually in the movie.
They were.
They dig some holes for the Orcs to use and then are never seen again
Why does the map say "Rivendeli"?
I see the name "Hackson" was well earned.
They were
Where were the Worms in LOTR?????
They're in the 3rd Hobbit
Why was their original plan to go through the Black Gate? This seems impossible.
Why didn't the worms keep on going and come up behind or in the middle of the Dwarves to really screw them?
Yeah I never got how that was going to work