>In 2009, Boucher and her then-boyfriend from Tennessee constructed a 20-foot houseboat named Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, with the intention to sail down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis to New Orleans. The cargo included food (chickens and 20 pounds of potatoes), a typewriter, and a gifted copy of Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Unfortunately for the pair, the chickens caught the eastern equine encephalitis virus and perished soon into the trip, so their diet consisted mainly of potatoes. The couple adopted the names Veruschka and Zelda Xox for the trip. Due to their disregard for local boating regulations and houseboat's engine trouble, the journey was cut short, as the houseboat was impounded along with the food.
This is the most pretentious shit i’ve ever heard.
Still more interesting than anything you've ever done
Caleb Wood
>muh feminism >watches man do work
Charles Gutierrez
Gifted?
Adam Bennett
probably stole it, the degenerates.
Noah Fisher
I got the president elected through internet propaganda during the great meme war
Matthew Adams
Holy shit you're probably right. Wtf I hate Claire now.
Christian Anderson
Don't forget the best part of the story...
>"They searched for a jar of wild rice so they could make dinner for the strangers who are letting the couple stay with them for a few nights"
Hay guise, thanks for letting us stay in your house, here's a bowl of rice as payment. Fucking white people.
William Richardson
glad their boat was seized
Austin Peterson
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo.
Jonathan Jenkins
>This is the most pretentious shit i’ve ever heard. That's because most of it was made up: >The Daily Swarm: When did you first get the idea to go the Mississippi in a houseboat? What did you learn from the experience? And what was your first clue that said boat wasn’t going to make it to New Orleans? >Grimes: Nothing you’ve read about that story online is true. There was no Huck Finn crap: I was trying to live on a boat because I was interested in alternative ways of living, and I didn’t like paying rent. It’s legal to live on a boat as long as you use an anchor and aren’t tied to shore. I had a full boating license, the boat was insured and licensed, my friend was a mechanic, and everything was in full working condition. The police attacked us at five in the morning, smashed the windows and told us they didn’t give a shit about our safety. They were just going to fuck us over because they “Didn’t like the way we looked.” So no, I was not planning to sail to New Orleans, because I’m not an idiot. I’ve been operating heavy machinery, including boats, since I was five years old. thedailyswarm.com/swarm/firsts-grimes/
Connor Kelly
>that damage control
Sebastian Anderson
You mean course control... cuz it's a boat
Aaron Gonzalez
>The police attacked us at five in the morning, smashed the windows and told us they didn’t give a shit about our safety. They were just going to fuck us over because they “Didn’t like the way we looked.”
Adrian Bennett
what a fraud
Kayden Jones
>my friend was a mechanic nigga looks like a character from game of thrones >the police attacked us at five in the morning dindu nuffin >operating heavy machinery, including boats, since I was five years old that boat though
Adam Myers
Isn't that what Feminism has always been about?
Isaac Campbell
D R O P P E D
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William James
>When Mooney returned a week later and saw Boucher and Gratz's chickens grazing and signs of camping, they were given citations for camping and alcohol consumption in the park and told to move along.
>the police attacked us at five in the morning
>"I personally allowed them for a couple weeks to try to solve the problem on their own," he said. "It was clear that they couldn't get it done."
>my friend was a mechanic
>Boucher and Gratz still have a few people rooting for them.
>"I would love for them to go," Mooney said. "I hope they do it."
>They were just going to fuck us over because they “Didn’t like the way we looked.”
Adrian Cook
easy on the sporkpills claire
Brandon Walker
>doing carpentry in an arctic steampunk costume
Alexander Parker
Imagine the smell.
Brayden Evans
>The police attacked us at five in the morning, smashed the windows and told us they didn’t give a shit about our safety. They were just going to fuck us over because they “Didn’t like the way we looked.” ...ok I might have to look into a career in law enforcement now. I legit haven't been this jealous of anybody since that video of pussy riot getting whipped at the russian olympics
Carter Thompson
did carles write this
Jack Rivera
Why do you want to abuse women?
Nolan Price
They do stupid things and then lie about it.
Angel King
embarrassing
James Morris
>Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
what are they fucking racists, wtf how is this allowed in going on the year 2018?
Evan White
And here I was thinking I couldn't dislike her more
Easton Thompson
Settle down soyboy
Gabriel Ross
They don't know how to dress themselves
I wish the fashion police was real so I could round women up into fashion reeducation camps where they'd be chained up to treadmills and squat racks and where I'd handpick their clothes for them.
And beat them up
Eli Torres
>They don't know how to dress themselves this pic related triggers me
