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more like ani-gay

or you could be not retarded and buy a used car

...

gonna make some coffee and eat a biscuit

no matter how simply the fourth dimension is explained to me i still can't understand it

it's cheap and has a good battery life
and I have access to the battery

repair costs and frequency go up exponentially with the mileage of the vehicle

never driving a car older than 3 years saves you a lot of hassle

in the fourth dimension, a 4D object will cast a 3D shadow.

politics is just like my favourite fantasy series

can't take you seriously if you aren't reading books constantly

i only engage my intellectual equals

making a telly advertisement, so far my idea is an animal running around a savannah while uplifting music plays

completely wrong. I have a civic from 1996 that I paid 3k for and I've had no problems in the last 3 years. if I get in an accident it costs nothing to repair because parts are everywhere

Plymouth

can't take you seriously if you aren't sucking dick constantly

i only engage my homosexual equals

Grotesque

reading books when the internet exists is like riding a horse when you have a car

>"Any last words?"

"chebs desu"

Nope. The internet is sainsburys basics cider, a Dostoevsky novel is a fine scotch

just had my first driving lesson. found it hard to get the hang of operating the pedals and gears but managed to sort of get the hang of it in the end.

i wish there was some way i could practice outside of a car

Literally nothing wrong with the colour of people if they act like me.
Not a civic nationalist but it really is that simple

Tits aside, love this shape of a woman. Perfect belly, hips, with just the right amount of baby fat. The chebs ruined her if anything.

what would you like to discuss, my intellectual friend?

you know, people with old ideas like yours usually don't amount to much in the ever-changing modern world

>a Dostoevsky novel is a fine scotch
babby's first trip to /lit/

Nice meaningless anecdote

is it bad to leave vodka on my tongue for extended periods of time

It's a piece of piss lad just get used to the fact that you will make an arse of yourself and stall in the middle of the road loads and hold up traffic and stuff like!e that x

Bellybuttons are absurd.

Yes and people who wank to anime are the real game changers am I right?

Not if you like having cancer

yeah if you're gonna shoot me can you do it in the chest instead of the head? would prefer an open casket if you don't mind

Alan a smelly child sex offender. And people engage with him.

FFS

>ah yes, today i think i will go take a ride in my money sink,
>put my life into the hands of thousands of strangers,
>possibly get into an accident that could be completely out of my control,
>possibly get injured and have to pay out large sums of money
>and then spend more money buying a new car or getting my current one fixed
>and then risking all this again

Cant fathom the logic of a car until we get perfect self-driving AI. And even then, theres always that tiny chance shit can go wrong.
Cars were a mistake, and shaping cities around them were a mistake.

You going to tune it up senpai, put some fully sick rims on it?

Why are Carl Jung books so expensive reeee

the clutch is the only 'difficult' thing to really get a handle on. when you learn the right amount of clutch to put on for different situations youre golden.

*takes out a piece of paper, folds it, then punches a hole in it with a pen*

autismoyank strikes again

>analytical anything
you deserved to be scammed

Are open caskets a thing in this country?

Do people take photos at funerals? Haven't been to a funeral since 2000.

have seen this done in interstellar and stranger things and i still dont get it

space isn't 2d, it can't just be folded like that

Might as well never leave the house then, it's too dangerous

Can't WAIT for the arsepain when Toilet Bog Fart gets impeached

yeah but these lads were not that fat, but fit and young, I'd say 15-20% bf which coupled with them having muscles and towering over 5'9 me made me take a 0.3 second look and then look at the floor

Hi All, where can I buy a high quality dressing gown for the shower for less than 30 pounds?

>le alzheimers face

Thanks for relaying the wisdom of your 10 second look at Wikipedia

and great looking/faces etc

Its an antiquated tradition no one really likes.
dont get the point of staring at a dead person in a casket to remember them.

dignitas and gravitas lads

people keep going on about impeaching trump but they haven't given a reason for doing so, it's not like he stuck his dick in a 22 year old intern's mouth like bill did

stop it

president toilet bog fart

Im aware of him and you're probably only reading him because meme peterson name drops him :^)

scottish genes

Dont get why foreigners care so much about trump desu

bit mad that people spend hundreds on a nice coffin only to burn it

lads just got an angels in america card from moonpig for the show in liverpool
how do they know i'm gay

that watch looks like a sticker

want to protect democracy 2bh

going to the gay pride today
shall i bring my jihad belt?

obstruction of justice you mong

... miaow ... 24 June 2017 ...

>want to protect democracy 2bh
then start with your own country and ((((((((merkel)))))))

no

what are you on about? lefties have been crying about impeaching trump since the second he was elected

You're wrong, fuck off retard child and don't bother trying to engage your intellectual superiors

I don't hun x

Unironically the best place to pick up girls and have public semi-sex in Paris. No, lad don't bring your belt. Have fun.

Our unwashed lefties would protest if Trump visited, but did nothing when the Chinky president was here

:3

Is there some kind of law that says every show that lasts over 3 seasons has to have an episode called Tabula Rasa?

It keeps happening and it's pissing me off now

im not going actually
not going outside to see benders and to talk to some random girls. have far better things to do

got back from the north eastern powerhouse and i stupidly made the mistake of leaving my headphones out (only because the seat i was sitting on was reserved a few stations later on and wanted to make sure i got up for the guy who booked it), so the guy opposite talked to me the whole way. feel a bit bad for saying i was italian instead of romanian, but i weren't to know he wasn't a rorke

helped him find an earlier and more direct train to liverpool

said i looked like his american-italian relative and showed me a picture, told him he can take one of me to show to the guy but i didnt look THAT much like him

thanks for reading my blogpost i haven't been out in a month

Passed my driving test 4 years a go and haven't driven since. How fucked am i??

Also what shall I eat? I had an peace of american fast food yesterday. I need something to glue my shit together now. How about thai food

me and the lads

Very to begin with.

and the reserved seat guy never showed up anyway so i was stuck there

>far better things to do
Ah yes like posting on a burmese handkerchief brodery forum

The UTTER state of this article
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40273193

>Music festivals fail to reflect the diversity of the UK music scene, with headline slots being dominated by a small band of male rock acts over the decades, a study suggests.

>Musician and writer Emma-Lee Moss said the music industry was "skewed towards a male demographic".

>"We have got such amazing musicians in the UK who are women. What about a festival that wasn't just women-led headliners, but also most of the bands?

Hmm maybe festival organisers need to SELL TICKETS to be able to afford to host the fucking festival in the first place, and perhaps women WILLINGLY BUY APPROX 50% OF THOSE TICKETS

>You're wrong, fuck off retard child and don't bother trying to engage your intellectual superiors

Did I hit a nerve :^)

There were protests when he visited.

But you knew that, didn't you?

fuck off gyppo cunt

youtu.be/TuF5czwk9p0

yeah while listening to music alone in my room

No you're just an idiot probably born in 97

>Dzer
>Thailand
What's going on here

Also yes I have good sex in Paris because I only have sex with muslim north african guys

>unironically reading and linking the (((bbc)))
fuck off lad

>>Music festivals fail to reflect the diversity of the UK music scene
*the london music scene
isn't the uk like >90% white?

98 here

So start a girl power festival and use it's success as proof of concept to make other festivals want to sign female acts. And if it doesn't work, then you know people don't want to go see an all women festival line-up.

Don't just try and force existing festivals to sign women because of some perceived slight.

>sheeds versus gyppos

who wins?

need to go check my barber for a trim bruv

Protests by about 50 chinese people yeah

Trump will trigger 10,000+ disgusting student leeches and jobless vegans to march

nigger

is 5.5 inches a thick willy

8x6 desu
still feel like i have a tiny willy

same