Emilia Clarke Joins ‘Star Wars’ Han Solo Spinoff
>variety.com
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Emilia Clarke Joins ‘Star Wars’ Han Solo Spinoff
>variety.com
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>Han Solo movie no one asked for
>No Harrison Ford
>Chubby actress that can't act
>Disney
JUST
Guess the banthas won't be CGI this time
>not doing the sham wedding heist arc where he was 'married' to some black chick
Why does this need another thread?
Look at this dude
>Donald Glover to play Lando
Pfffttt ahaha
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We already had 3 movies with young Han Solo, why the fuck are they making this. Literally no ones cares about this shit
>actress is skinny
spooky skeleton
>actress is chubby
gigantic whale
I'll never understand you Sup Forums
Who cares? The 2 spin off movies look like Original Trilogy circlejerk anyway.
Medium kek on that pic
We want all actresses to be MEW thicc is that so hard to ask??
And here I thought Disney was full of savvy business men.
fpbp
I wish her toes would join my mouth
Holy shit Disney keeps getting dumber and dumber.
Emelia is chubby without being thicc. Worst kind of woman. She's a skinny chick who gained weight, not a curvy chick who could lose a few pounds.
Why can't Star Wars just die? It only had one good movie and it wasn't Empire, there's fuck all interesting they can do with the universe, characters are boring and have no personality. Special effects were quite good but that's all I really care for in this franchise from the OT.
>He thinks that the original is better than Empire
How to be a special snowflake 101
Implying I wasn't talking about Phantom Menace
perfect thiccccc
I'm calling it now, Han will say she has the temper of a Krayt dragon and that she is acting like a spoilt princess.
>he thinks Empire is the best when it only works together with Return because of the massive cliffhanger at the end, and Return is objectively the weakest, so IV is objectively the best
quit using words you don't understand
>being 10 years old
ISHIGGYDIGGY
This, cant wait for all the inevitable not so subtle GoT reference that will make reddit cum
>we need to make sure people go to see the han solo movie
>what do kids like these days?
>game of thrones seems pretty popular
>alright, get the girl with the dragons
>i gotchu fampai
She's going to play Leia, screenshot this
If she wants to be taken seriously as an actress and not be remembered just for getting her tits out she's gonna have to learn to pick her movies better..
Fatleessy plaing badass Sana, fat ScarJo playing badass Kusanagi. Do you still think that SJWs are just a boodeyman?
i just read this and the pain is real
why did they do this
why didn't they just find an unknown actress that would act like 10 times better than muh khaleeshit?
Will she slim down or does she still think spanks and heels fool anyone?
Leias gonna be played by a 200 pound Chinese women
>JUST jared
THICCCCCCCCCCCCC
>Hey let's make a new Star Wars and kill off Han Solo!
>Now let's give him a spin-off!
Fuck off, Disney.
>implying you wouldn't caress those lovely pudding filled curves
Not bad.
Who are some fat Star Wars characters she can play?
I'd risk the stds for a shot at that if i'm quite honest family.
>Donald Glover
>Emelia Clarke
So they are just casting shitty actors/actresses that are popular with Reddit?
>3 movies with female leads
>not a Lando movie in sight
AIDS!
Mediocre-sounding movie casts another mediocre actor...
I feel nothing but ambivalence
did she jerk of some octogenerian producer with her eyebrows?
KEK!
those two are tumblr darlings actually
Why do they keep casting Emilia Clarke? She's not a good actress; never any better than the material she has to work with. She lacks the charisma an actor needs to make hammy stuff like Star Wars work.
>Fatleessy plaing badass Sana
do you have any idea the shitstorm this whitewashing would cause? no man, thiccleesy is playing somebody else.
>She's not a good actress
she's great with "quirky" girl roles like me before you and dom hemingsway. it's a mistake to cast her as the actiony badass chick though and she can't handle dramatic stuff that requires beliefable emoting.
the magic rubbed off on me when the newest plot was a third death star, that is exactly the fucking same, except bigger.
Its like shoving a dildo up your ass and getting an anal fissure. Instead of saying 'geez maybe I shouldn't do this, it seems to fuck my shit up' you instead go out and buy yet another larger one and do the same thing, surprised when it tears the flesh of your rectum
She has old fat lady arms.
Not true. The ending is perfectly satisfactory in Empire
Third star wars film in a row with an English female lead. Do Americans even act anymore?
why does this pudgy girl keep getting action roles?
>rhetorical question I know, she sucks a lot of cock
The han solo spin off is a terrible mistake
no one is gonna step in harrison's shoes
especially not a younger actor in this day and age
most modern actors dont have near the nuance or versatility that he had back then
if any of the new star wars films are going to fail? its gonna be that one
and i DO NOT mean financially
i believe it could very well succeed financially
when i see fail i mean have people leaving the film and looking back going THE FUCK ?
>Clarke confirmed for movie
>Flop confirmed.