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Upa RA
Hey.
l'm a pozcuckold. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
would you?
...
there is nowhere like this in the uk
need a gf who will fart a lot
hate poms
hate yanks
hate kiwis
LOVE canadians
mad innit...
i live on a council estate and have an IQ of 194
reckon the tower block fire has been way too politicised
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE
FOR 50 PENCE
THE ONLY TUNE
THAT I COULD PLAY
WAS FUCK THE POPE
AND THE IRA
stalin and trotski are the pengest
>corbyn calling for bridges, not walls, to be built
guess he forgot that we now have to build walls on our bridges thanks to people like him.
howling at all you wageslave runts out there who have to get up at the crack of dawn to walk uphill in the snow for 6 miles to the bus station so mr goldberg can buy his next luxury yacht
could I have a pic of the gdp diving girl? x
How would lefties react if one of their Smash-the-Tories/Rapefugees Welcome/LGBTQIAZWX**+/Save our NHS rallies got a visit from an islamic peace truck?
What if an islamic peace truck smashed through a pride parade? Would lefties STILL refuse to denounce islam?
heres a pic from my childhood bedroom
do you like it?
how/what job do I get as a runtoid who has just left sixth form?
just want to gather a bit of cash to go travelling
nice twitter-tier material
yes? obviously?
engels was pretty /fa/
you live in a tree?
fuck capitalism
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More gays are turning to the right because the left has chosen Islam over LGBT
eid mubarak
leftism is a disease and concentration camps are the only medicine
>unprovoked politics spam laden with meme buzzwords and nonarguments
ah yes
very comfy
good job sticking to the thread topic, la
Hate Germans
Hate Communists
Hate Negroes
Tesco/Aldi/Waitrose all pay a decent wage and it's good experience to shill on the ol' CV where you can say you were multi-skilled, good time management and interacting face to face with customers
can you buy the sunday sport in a regular news agent or is it not that common
i swear to god you twats will bully me for everything. you all need to take a good hard look at yourselves
going to bed for real now
Fake news
all me
Olympic Lifting > Strongman > Powerlifting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Bodybuilding
its a balcony
not really
while its true lefties have slightly alienated them, the increasingly extreme bent to rightwing thought is far more alienating
eg: Mike Pence being VP
Nah
Homosexuality under the right
>can't marry
Homosexuality under the left
>thrown off a rooftop
9pm sleeps are pretty comfy tbf
>Private woodland bar
S-sounds awful, glad I'm not there!
this guy is qt af
love chink boys
yeah it's common
good
benders benders benders
out out out
still correct though
>british brains
it's 7pm on the west coast, runt.
>Being a tranny is legal in Pakistan
wew lads
nah something a bit less social lad
Saying leftists support sharia law is like saying righties support concentration camps for jews
Fuck off with you
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism therefore i will buy the least ethical products i can, it doesn't matter lol here's my new shoes made in bangladesh, they were only £119
fuck up with your phimosis you autist
internet is a human right, if you don't let a person access their twitter and instagram you're basically waterboarding them
How Is A United Ireland Real Like Nigga Ulster Is British Like Nigga Just Fuck Off To Dublin Hahahahahaha
They'll support Muslims right to install it
>this shite just started on ITV
FUCK OFF YANKS what's with your wild fantasies about killing the royal family
Why is itv showing this in the middle of the day
stalin wew x
this is her lad
Don't you mean they'll support nazis to install it?
bangladesh's economy would contract by about 50% if you got rid of clothes exports, therefore continuing to buy their products to prevent outsourcing to even more third world shitholes is the ethical decision
>Saying leftists support sharia law
pretty evident from the near constant muslim cock-sucking the left do that they are in favour of it.
two bits of advice
A. Stop being such an autistic gimp and leave your shell, I used to be like you but being forced to interact with people sorted me out. If you want to go travelling you'll need to stop being an autistic cunt and meet people
B. If you want to be a gay cunt and stay pathetic for the rest of your life try and get a job in the warehouse or on nights
It's a fairly common cultural phenomenon whereby they do a lot of stuff that 'normal' people wouldn't want to do because they're taboo - I can't remember exactly but like stuff with dead bodies etc they're called Hijarah or something
reee meant east
Thing is the only time I ever refer to coasts is the American West coast
Need your opinions on this
my gf
howling at that description
GREAT banter from the yanks
Thoughts?
Personally I think this would be okay. Bond only has to be WHITE, and a MAN. Making him a faggot would be an acceptable compromise against other progressive retarded alterations to Bond.
Nazism is not inherently right wing mate, it's something almost no one supports
>king of England
Fucks sake
you probably live in a quiet town reeee
these are all cuties
youtube.com
well you got cucked my man
The worst part of this is they couldn't even get his title right
>King of England
buying clothes made in so-called sweatshops is perfectly moral
eating strawberries and ripe cherries while getting less high
they taste amazing
...
bollocks have quite a light but rampant smell
exquisite
>King of England
>starting Peter O'Toole
mate you're literally so boring
you don't understand anything about "the left" and it's VERY tiring listening to you and other idiots like you go on and on and on and on and on every fucking day about what you imagine the left are like. Please talk about something else, you have nothing to add to this conversation
would plunge her clunge so deep I'd get decompression disease
could I get a reference number too
thread is moving too fast, slow down you hectic sons of bitches
He should be a dark haired man and a borderline-rapist
Extremely disrespectful to Bond's established character. Though McKellen would have more sense than this, he's been in the business for decades
you should watch Bitter Money by Wang Bing
genuinely should have long offed myself by now. like this shits not even funny anymore
oh shut up you spastic, I worked at a huge Tesco Extra, I was constantly busy
glad I grew out of being a pathetic spastic like you
but all leftists support sharia law...?
Bad financial decision, they'll lose the muslim box office money
rasheed
I genuinely don't see the problem with a black Bond.
WE HAD A FUCKING SOCTTISH BOND. To me that is the worst they could have ever done
no
bond being gay would be far more of a departure from his usual personality than being black would
in order of acceptable alternative bonds
black straight man > white gay man > white woman > black gay man
shan't
no. imagine going to the cinema and having to sit through him chatting up, snogging, shagging blokes. if hes as womanizing but with blokes it would be grim and no one would want to watch it
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do you get to choose the supermarket or is it assigned randomly?
what did you even do?
A significant amount of leftists defend and encourage Islam
not an argument but feel free to leave if you dont like it sweetie x
nah it's like a lottery
you might end up working in poole or skye mate
Who could play a female Bond?