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... moosey edition ...

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cuckio

need prince chaz out of buisiness

youtube.com/watch?v=fIsc7p_GrqE

>tfw you will never go trolley-rescuing with Woes

injecting a crystal spliff

racists btfo

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Anyone else extremely adaptable to slang?

My entire accent changes within 6 months of moving to a new environment, its crazy

Bear and Moose Alley

booking a package holiday with the gf lads

Most Beautiful Woman in Existence.

>looking at times for local 5k races with thousands of entrants
>literally nobody got under 20 minutes

hmm, reckon I could win one of these fun runs with a bit of structured training. that would fucking show mum that i'm not just sitting around the house all day

thoughts?

where do i know this name from? it seems familiar
graduateschool.uncc.edu/funding

soundcloud.com/spookybizzle/peckham-to-hackney

tune

greece or italy this summer
tough choice

i bet there are good runners that just take it easy like a sane person unless a tryhard like you shows up

sue

can't bloody stand you sexist pigs

reckon i'd fucking beat you in 6 months time if we both start structured training right now you mouthy little cunt

greece could use the money

bulgaria

>car share with this tart
>little tiff with her today
>tells me I'm a cunt, twat etc
>says I drive like a twat and can see it makes her uncomfortable and anxious
>sometimes do it on purpose to see her clench her bag
>tells me this
>tell her that she has her own car and use that
>still wants to ride with me
>mfw

Women are fucking stupid

Anyone remember Super Cuckio Land 2: Six Golden Coins?

be a fast runner without attention whoring

true and its cheapo

wanted to go to georgia because it sounds like a cool country. bulgaria though, i dont know

>still wants to ride with me
smash her

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Go to Disneyland you lucky frog

no but I remember playing cucklevania II: cuckio's quest

youtu.be/y23DP-IRXv8

Sargon of Akkad is how I imagine the rorkes on /brit/.

Honestly starting to think that this cuckio gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse

all modern cities should be designed using 1920s-30s art deco style imo

For God to have created her and not Mader my wife is proof we live in a cruel world.

I'll always love you, Amy.

Listening to this song right now and realised that I have told every girl that I have ever fucked that they're the only one for me and got bored of them after a few weeks and moved on. Even ones that were obsessed with me.

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Is this normal for other people?

anime

What about Cuckioman 2: The Great Escape?

She fancies you

it's a classic liam gimmick, along with "hello nigger" and posting his bum hole

youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E

Tried but she has a BF and he doesn't let her go out or anything. I know she fancies me but I just cba fucking about with her.

how much cocaine is too much

brown reggaeton shithole gf is a day late on the upload

Honestly starting to think that this "Honestly starting to think that this cuckio gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse" gimmick is nothing more than just a ruse

its very overrated tbH dont know why jfs love it so much
a bloke i know works there (his work consist of fixing the attractions and stuff in the mechanical and technic way) so i can get entrance tickets for very cheap but still shant bother
even when i was a wee lad it was a bit shit

ah yes, the two great intellectuals of our times

alison

fucking hate french canadian accents when they're speaking english

loved GSP as a fighter but absolutely couldn't stand listening to him talk

don't drive her around without at least making her pay gas money

mum better watch the fuck out

Take the piss

do you even know what care share means?

what makes you think they are posing as intellectuals? joe shits on himself all the time for not knowing things

It's worse than the other Disney parks but still miles ahead of most European theme parks.

Boiled an egg lads

Anyone else love to Calvin Harris ultimate team dab a fidget spinner?

not fan of theme parks
particularly disney land, the queue is longer than the attraction itself
lego land in denmark is OK but still subpar

fried

i was thinking carpool

Fuckin massive CHOON ere lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Nr2LGqO2Fb0

*Dabs you*

mum put cheese on my pasta even though she knows it gives me a headache. what a bitch.

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NEED a 16 year old gf

just made a webm but im not sure if its clean enough for jan

what

Feel so sorry for Louise Mensch, she's like a female Tim at this stage.

Every day for the past 6 months it's been "the day" that the Trump Russia collusion nonsense was going to be revealed.

She needs mental help

just poured boiling water into a cold glass and it shattered

on my way to the hospital lads

hello nigger

woah...inspiring...

got a stiffy

Hips on that

just imagine a big arab cock pumping white hot sperm into a tight little 14 year old and nine months latter the fruits of conquest come to life

the state of the UK

>nigger

edgy

> watch food documentaries
> documentary on spam comes up on feed
> Apparently it has a shelf life of forever and it's delicious according to the doc
> buy two cans of spam
> barely get halfway through the first can
Possibly the fattiest and most flavourless meat I've ever tasted. It's like 50% pure fat, 40% bad meat, 10% preservatives.

shan't
nonce

don't do this it will create mustard gas

MAGA

Still rage when i see that seen in Game Of Thrones where Sansa whinges because Jon didn't ask her advice, and then proceeds to whinge because she has no advice

Who wrote that shite?

i understood that reference

thats my image and my gimmick

cease

CHOOON

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how's it foing lads?

nonce

its poverty food the brits ate in WW2

pools closed because MAGA xD praise kek!

hare krishna hare krishna
krishna krishna hare hare
hare rama hare rama
rama rama hare hare

rate my video lads youtu.be/r_coIBlxjvU

That's the perfect description of women though?

are you that guy who used to post from italy?

Absolutely spiffing, old boy!
And you?

perro

sheed

ARRGRHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what the FUCK

tell me this is face app what the fucking shit is this

Sissy
Brit
Boys

no

i heard that the eu is demanding the uk give them their aircraft carriers? is this true? wtf?

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no thats me

hes gimmick-stealing in the most blatant way imaginable

piss of

Any Shia in?

im gonna do it
im gonna post the webm i made
hope jan's in a good mood

>rain and clouds for next few weeks

Ah yes, Irish weather

i'm saying nothing
lmao