Catfish edition

Catfish edition

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who /thriving community/ here?

these antidepressants arsed up me willie, lads

hey what is the point of talking to qts that are a thousand dollar+ plane ride away? i mean im doing it and it makes me slightly less lonely but it feels pointless

I do it for latina buttholes honestly

It's summer: The time for qts and abhorrent shitposts

they send you pics or what? god i wish i wasn't so lonely and just had a loving gf. can you send pics of your convos if so lol?

There isn't one other than boredom really. Although the only girl I ever met off here flew to me

think i had a mild OD yesterday
im back hi every one

>thousand dollar+
what

hellish adderal comedown here. What was your poison, lad?

hydromorphone IV but i even missed the vein

I mean I'm talking to an Argentinian girl rn and the plane ticket if she'd ever meet me is 1200 dollars.

you can get ticket from JFK to Europe for around $600 during the right season. If your not an East Coast fag, then go fuck yourself i guess. dunno whata tell ya

But the nudes are free

sorry lad I only use snapchat for that

I am an east coast fag, but why? If you're not too beta to meet with a girl, why not just use tinder?

Who gives a fuck about nudes? Just watch porn.
It's all good.

easy there, boyo. i was saying that if your not on the east coast you're not gonna get a flight to Europe for under 1000 (maybe i don't actually know)

yeah i get that. i'm just saying why go to the trouble of finding a girl to fuck who lives 1000 miles away.

He's just a brainlet who wants to travel for the girl, instead of the destination.

You go for the experience of being in another country, not for the girl. She would just be a bonus.

well i'll be going for a semester abroad next year so that's why I do it. Couldn't tell ya about the other Burgers in this thread

rude

see:

in line with this edition i made a catfish profile so i can observe how other guys get lewd

slut

how easy would it be to get a Mexican milf's nudes?

i am bored of this ex virgin czech girl i realised im full blown leftist canadian tier cuckold
now i want a non virgin,tolerant western girlfriend
where to find?
should i focus on canada and usa?

Sweden

ALL I WANT IS A QT JEWISH/ISRAEL PAL

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

FUCK MY LIFE

please fuck my girl, big strong turkGOD

i like big girls
+ i like first world countries

where to message
my gf now is 180 cm and 80 kg

/kdk67
she's a big girl
for you

>180 cm and 80 kg
what is this in real measurements?

5'11 180 lb

interpals.net/Deynasur rate my profile
i will fill it with leftist stuff because im lieftist

What are we supposed to rate?
You don't have anything on your profile besides photos.

wait im gonan fill it

>Berkay

why is every eastern bloc qt a mid-2000s edgy teen? they always write down Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, etc as their favorites bands and wear goth clothes

Seattle, Portland, Toronto

Pretty sure photos are what matter most unless you fill it with the most cringy autistic shit.

im the guy who posted autovisit bot here btw

when i die, fuck it, i wanna go to hell
imma piece a shit, it aint hard to fuckin tell

>you will never be a Russian qt and be able to message, "privet stalker!" to guys who visit you profile too much

interpals.net/Deynasur
oke my profile is done
i tried to be ultra normie
i will start messaging people and keep u updated
any addition/recommendation?

I wouldn't personally talk to you but it's good for attracting lefties. Good job.

when you grow up and realize you can't change the world and only way tobe happy is conformism and acceptance which is basically what left is then you will come talk to me

>when you grow up and realize you can't change the world and only way tobe happy is conformism and acceptance which is basically what left is then you will come talk to me

Drop the overwatch image desu
Makes you look like a creep to normos

Kek, quote of the thread

what's up, Berkay?

im playing lego marvel

Y'all dig my flag?

Hows everyone feeling tonight? Having fun and lewd talks with your qt's?

i'm larping as one so i can see how guys go after qt girls

...

I send this to qts
Is this wrong

Im taking to a qt Turkish girl, will she send me nudes if shes kind of secular but still a muslim?

Probably. Turkish muslims (as long as you see no hijab) are quite open.

yes beta bitch

Qt started to talk about porn with me today. She suggested that we watched some together soon. Is this a good thing or bad thing? What would be something good to watch?

She also asked what cuckold was because she saw it once on a website. I just hope she doesn't want to watch that.

Its good she wants some fuck, watch something vanilla maybe hentai if shes into anime. Youre in my guy

>stolen qt saying she misses me
Seems like the dead body is already coming down the river

Anyways how's /cp/?

I've been talking to her for a year so I hope I'm in by now.

She does watch anime so I'll see how she feels about hentai. I was thinking the cuckold thing was dropping hints at something.

My Euro qts are at work and my Canadian Concubine is asleep

No matter though I should be working myself desu

Time to get some Aussie sidepiece, friend

Not a bad idea tbqh lad

>put Straya as quick search cunt
>chink
>weeb
>clearly crazy
>another chink
>high odds of golddigger
Not sure what I was expecting

Interpals >>>>>>>>>> pornhub

/LilMissyTo

Which one of you is this?

Lately I can't get any qts. I guess it's because althouth I am getting old I'm still unkilled and jobless, basically a NEET lmao. That must put them off.

*unskilled (I mean without a uni degree)

From the last 3 messages I sent yesterday only 1 replied

1 viewed my profile but didn't read my message (Intimidated by my attractiveness) and the other one hasn't read or viewed my profile

When I send a message I expect the first thing they do when they log on is reply to me

Posta il profilo

This one is kinda insane but still great fun to talk to.

>I am getting old I'm still unkilled and jobless
>tfw I'm entering this territory
How old are you, Andrea ?

On a high note the qt I double messaged (just to test) sent back a long reply

Still just can't fathom why qts would ignore me, I'm the perfect guy; handsome, European, confident, funny, very social, educated, have a job. I'm a god sent considering all the betas that message them with shitty openers

Just b urself bro

...

>out partying last night
>qt asian keeps looking at me
>start talking to
>eventually take her back to mine
>today add her on Facebook
>from "Bangkok"

Guys I fell for a meme

a meme made for nutting inside

Did she fuck you?

I didn't see a penis but I can't be completely sure

>73 y/o grandpa double messages me

Poor guy is probably just bored because all his mates died

Ask about his grandchildren lad

preferisco di no
between 25 and 28 years old. Won't give the exact age so I don't get doxxed

/Roksii
>telekinesis
>energy healing
>automatic writing
What did she mean by this?

>calles me beautiful, model and dear
N-no thanks I'm not interested :(

Oh we have to Italians now

Nobody gives a shit about doxxing /pals/. Everybody posted their brofiles already, come on!

I'm still the cutest one :3

autism

Ask for nudes.

I say we have em fight to the death for the title of /cp/ Italian

I already had the opportunity to get male nudes but nah, remembered I'm (((straight))) eventually

After all I've done for this general :(

>get doxxed
On Sup Forums?
Relax, we used to have a lot of cancerous "faces of Sup Forums", and no one ever get doxed. Even that fat kit who ejaculated over israel ball...

>I'm (((straight)))
It's not gay, if the balls did not touch.

there can be only one

I'll remember to say no homo when it happens

Well, you've heard him
Fight me 1v1

interpals.net/FlamingoNuggeto
Get a load of this guy