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Cant beat a shitty Germany C team

Apologise conmebolfags

chile doesn't give a shit about group stages

Who cares about other teams. Mexico will bring it home.

why we are so shit lads?

just jerked off to bailey jay lads

We still have anime. :3

The important question is, are Chileans white?

no

no, we're not white; at least we're not niggers like Argentina

Only ppl from the mid-high and high classes.

So like literally every country

Is Mexico your favorite son?

Communists aren't even people

t-thanks dad

We have poor whites and rich browns too.

>Herrera sucking Ter Stegen's dick
Sad!

>tie against a team of literal whos
This NT is doomed.

chile is fucking WEAK

Ter Stegen asked for it.

Post based South American players

Great thread

Germ/a/ny

No, we're mestizo

Also I bet only Chile gives a shit about this cup, like what even is the cofederations cup?

>A bunch of 30 years old trying to press high all game
This looks worse on the Germans that didn't beat you 4-0 tbqh

We love all our children, even that rebellious brat Netherlands

NOSOTROS

ÉRAMOS

some are, some aren't
what's so hard about it?

BLANCOS

my dick

Y

MIERDA

Y MIERDA

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>Chile vs Mexico semis
>Chile beats Mexico 7-0 again
>Chile then does what Messi couldn't and beats Ronaldo

Dubs and happens

We played like shit against Mexico B in 2015 and Bolivia in 2016 for group stages. We just need to beat the aussies and that either Cameroon or Germany win by only a low amount of goals and we win the group

When will Chile give back the sea?

Muerto

S-sory UEFA kouhai.

When Argentina gives back Tierra del Fuego to be honest (never)

Evo's tears will create their own sea

>el chileANO

that victory was too easy tßh

When Bolivia gives us all of her gas reserves

>ß = B
Are you sure you are german

>gas
Hook me up senpai.

When will he make Bolivia Venezuela 2.0?

Mestizos bro

get with the times grandpa. im here to represent the /bundes/ and we invented the use of ß in tßh to circumvent the word filter. baka

its a bundes mem

p sure its to evade the filter

The ones type you list as 25% are literally perfect women I would instantly marry.

Gotchu fám

so...
above 25%: brown
below 25%: white

Actually that's a very close representation of my clasroom back in my school years

Mixed. Genetics are some weird shit, Im chilean and im pale as fuck but my features are kinda indian (mainly the nose).

>they failed to win of Germany
Into the trash it goes.

condor nose is typical for spanish

20% seems to be just the right amount for women

nuevo culiao

>newfag
That'd be 'nuevo marica'

>he thinks I was saying "newfag"
nuevito imbécil

buen proxy

buen dolor de culo el tuyo

WENA NIDO

Paren de hablar en taco!

>hambrientino hablando de dolor de culo

no veo a tu equipucho en el torneo

>everything I don't like is nido

W E N A
E
N
A

>si me rompe el culo es argentino
tremenda pera perrín

punto demostrado

CALMAO CHOROY

Quítate el proxy nido

quitate el ardor anal

Puta nariz que nos dejaron los españoles del orto.

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Too son mano ;_;

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He was a gentleman in a team of cavemen

No homo

>184x184

Hopefully never

>Lose war 100 years ago
>Claim for reparations until today

>He decided to come back to Chile just to get fucked by colo colo

rip chupete

>Mexico
>South America

Who gives a single fuck?

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Mexicans, they hate when someone says that they aren't in North America

Truly a god amongst men.

patrician taste

They are south of America, therefore south American. Anyone claiming otherwise are just Mexicans wishing they were Canadian North Americans).

Suazo > Andre Pierre Cucknac t.b.h.

>Stereotypes are true

El mago

ese 40% deberia ser mas bajo

Chile has never taken group stages seriously
if you look at 2015 CA, they played a meme game aganstin shitxico D team and drew 3-3

if you look at 2016 CA, they lose to Argentina and then neede a 90+9 penalty to beat Bolivia, yes 9 minutes added to refball for them

now look at this group stage, they don't even play well against German D team. They will be fine and make it to the final without a problem

Le sick blooters man , good times

Depends. If Germany finnish second and face Portugal (who will win their group) then yes Chile should reach the final sine Mexico/Russia aren't ob their level).

But if Germany wins the group then Chile will play against Portugal in the semis and lose thus not reaching the finals.

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE.

>Losing to Moortugal
>Ever

kek

Also our team is getting old, we need young lads to stick with this high pressure gameplay. It was funny seeing these young Nazis getting out pressed by some 30 years old manlets.

Man, Merkel completely fucked up german education system, isnt?

I truly unironically believe Chile is better than Portugal