I'll start:
The screen is completely dark.
Sup Forums writes a script ITT
Joseph Young
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Jacob Turner
Suddenly, monkeys!
Angel Bennett
And then, as we get a better view, we realize the chimps are actually afro-americans!
Christian Howard
BILLY, a man in his mid 20s dressed in a bathrobe, peeks out of the doorway of his motel room and sees the incoming barrage of apes.
BILLY:
Fuck no, brother. I've had too many monkeys in my ass already this weekend! Bobby-Joe, get the baseball bat! No not the little pink one, I mean the big one we used on the seals!
Jack Gomez
Fades to black and stays dark for an hour and 15 minutes
Jack Hill
>flashback scenes from Army Dog start playing
Levi Diaz
>mfw imagining this
Hudson Richardson
This guy shows up
Lincoln Harris
>calls the apes 'niggers'
Gabriel Ortiz
Big guy:
You know what we did to gook monkeys like those in nam you retarded faggot?
Raimi should really direct this movie.
Wyatt Powell
Sup Forums could never write a screen play. They're not at smart as /lit/ which wrote an entire 500 page dissection on modern humanity and memes.
Plus Sup Forums doesn't like film,this place is like Sup Forums in that regard
Carson Cooper
>hello there son
>how are you feeling this late afternoon?
>oh your favourite anime has been cancelled?
>did you break up with your waifus, son?
>im sorry
>maybe i can help you feel better over this most grievous loss
Samuel Mitchell
>500 page dissection on modern humanity and memes.
You're saying that like its some great, difficult, achievement.
Wyatt Scott
Was it 500 pages because there was a word on each page?
Henry Long
It was 500 pages because everyone just wrote random shit.
Angel Davis
I hope that someone snuck in their GOT fanfic in there.
Chase Rodriguez
Oh sure. All the /lit/ books are complete nonsense.
Jeremiah Richardson
Angel Richardson
There is a puff off smoke. When it clears, SHEEV is standing in the room.
SHEEV:
Jose Campbell
WHO WANTS NACHOS?
Daniel Ramirez
>The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra: Debut novel of the toxic post-ironic Internet culture of /lit/. An insight into the spook-concious.
DAT FUCKIN TITLE. HOSHIT I'M LAUGHING. It's like they named it using post a one word at a time.
I hope it was Jaime/Qyburn/Cersei.
Landon Turner
>Kindle Price: $200.00
What
Cooper Sanchez
There's another copy worth 99 cents
Liam Walker
Just google it you retard.