How will he be remembered?

How will he be remembered?

as leading the Age of Rooney

the goat English talent who didn't fulfill his potential but still won more than most

Won the position of Britain's leading striker by default, only because there were no better options around

He's hardly a Cristiano Ronaldo is he

He used to be alright back in the day, but then he just became a bit of a meme I guess

As the granny shagger

The fat brit who somehow was in a lot of ads.

...

I sense he's underrated because of his meme status.

is that alan shearer?

As the man who murdered JonBenet Rasmey and got away with it.

an alcohol

>so it's treason then
>I am the senate
What did he mean by these?

Is that the legendary Aberdeen manager Sir Alex Ferguson?

Extremely successful at a top club. Maybe it'll be acknowledged that he fell a bit short of his supposed potential, but he can't really be assessed negatively

>implying anyone here was even born when that happened

He's a complete failure.

Someone post it

granny shagger
fat cunt
alcoholic
didn't look after his body
got knocked out by phil bardsley
bald cunt
completely finished by 30
full hair transplant by 25
only ever scored more than 16 league goals a season 3 times
not in the same class as shearer or lineker
carried by ronaldo and tevez to a cl
avenue cyclists

Someone post the "Age of Rooney" pasta already ffs.

this is true.
go ahead, post more successful english players at a club level in the last 40 years.

...

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

A Man City legend.

>i was born after 1996 lmao

you don't belong here

Not at all.

>rooney is 31 years old now

holy shit what the fuck happened

Time slipped away.

>"too much ass" is 5 years old now

i need a drink

Take this cursed image and begone!

This is what I came for

more like holy fuck he's only 31?

looks and plays like he's nearing 40

2017 Treble Winner, Sir Wayne Mark Rooney

I was in the thread where the first "too much ass" was posted by the irishman. I remember this place before flags and before captcha. I've been here for 10 years. What the fuck am I doing

I really want to enjoy this copypasta but i dont understand it, mostly because of the references the kids make

It's pretty easy to understand

I dont know the goals theyre talking about m8

The point of the joke is they are recalling goals he scored against FC tractors

Are you fucking retarded? Liechenstien, dude... fucking Liechenstien.

Suicide yourself
And you too

kek

Gazza 2.0

>shows a lot of potential at a young age for both club and country
>wins a lot of trophies in a stacked United team
>achieves nothing with England except scoring a lot of penalties in qualifiers
>blames the fans after England play badly at a World Cup
>holds his club to ransom to get a new contract
>captains his club during its weakest era in 20 years
>captains England during the most embarrassing loss in English football history
>is constantly shoved in everyone's face in adverts
>nobody likes him except paki United fans
>is completely finished at the age of 31
>never reached his potential

The worst player of the "Golden Generation".

>implying

The greatest scorer in English history

Properly a top all times player, at his peak he wasn't worse than Messi

young, volatile rooney was an exciting player
09/10 rooney was less explosive but effective
rooney since then has been mostly an overweight gasbag with a few moments of brilliance

I think a few decades down the line he will be considered a very good player that didn't take care of himself and let his career tail off
I don't think he will be remembered as a great england player despite being top scorer because he only fired in 1 tournament

:^)

the who before Hurrikane