Army Dog (Vietnam War)
Army Dog 2: Son of Army Dog (Gulf War)
Army Dog 3: Back Into Hell (War on Terror)
Dog Patriot (Revolutionary War)
Trench Dog (WW1)
Army Dogs (WW2, features all-dog platoon)
Dog Marine (Korean War)
Which was your favorite of the series?
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>the 48 hour rape scene depicting life in a pow camp in army dog
Wtf raimi?
wtf I hate gooks now
The original, desu. Nothing can top the Mỹ Lai third act.
The scene when they fell in that trap pit of wooden spikes was very uneasy to watch
I know it is objectively the worst by every measure, but I just love Dog Patriot. The scene where Dog Patriot ties a British officer to the mouth of a cannon and then blows him in half was pretty brutal, though. That officer really shouldn't have killed Dog Patriot's wife, though.
Most people like the first Army Dog but Trench Dog will always have a part in my heart.
The part where Connors gives his last can of dog food to a dying army man had me in tears.
The way he looks in the camera with a tear thanking Connors and then taking one final breath and then drifting off into the afterlife hit me hard.
Yeah Trench Dog didn't have as much action as Army Dog but I don't think it was needed.
I was captivated by the relationships of the characters and how selfless Connors was.
SOME BONES ARE BAKED
I actually enjoy the spin-off series Army Cat more. It's a nice light-hearted relief from the morbit shitshow that is Army Dog
Remember the scene with the mustard gas rolling across no-man's land? Connors tried to drag his wounded buddy, but instead of letting Connors die in vain Pvt. Michaels took out his side-arm and shot himself in the face. The three-minute unbroken sequence of Connors weeping in his foxhole really got to me.
Don't forget the prequel.
The most violent and disturbing movie of the series.
Who /Max/ here?
I was kinda hesitant about this one because it was a different director but I ended loving the analysis of Army Dog's character and how he became the ruthless killer he is. As Freud also proved, when you really look at it all of our problem's have a sexual basis
That scene where Army Dog called in an airstrike too close and got half his kennel wiped out by friendly fire.
I bet Army Dog wished he died that day. With his band of puppers.
War is Hell
The part in Dog Marine where the gooks catch one of his squad mate dogs, I was crying as I knew they were gonna fry him alive as food
Good thing the massive shelling the US did on the 38th parallel north saved Private Bradley
>when the milkman comes to the door
>lord the house looks like a rummage sale yeah
>the one scene in Army Dogs
You know which one.
The one which the ukrainian peasant thanks SS Waffen Colonel Hund Wolfgang for executing his family instead of taking them to Auschwitz-Birkenau before being executed himself
>'it's a street dog doesn't obey by the rules' scene
>Dog Patriot (Revolutionary War)
why is this one so badly paced. ethnic genocide thing in the middle was great but the drama near the last arc was too short and unnecessary
>leaving out Army Dog 4: The War of Norfolk Aggression
The scene where Colonel Armius Q. Dogford locked all those black labs in a barn and set it in fire so the Norfolk Terriers couldn't conscript them was fucking brutal.
>that scene in Army Doggu where Doggu prepares for a banzai charge and then immediately gets torn in half by American machine gun fire
>watching this misery porn
Literally no substance to it. Just one bad thing after another in a contrived sequence of events.
I actually prefer the French original, Chien de l'Armée. Don't watch it with your parents though 'cause the sex scenes are pretty spicy.
Is anyone else here hyped for Dog Legionary in 2017? I loves me some Romekino.
Vietnam war and the WW2 ones are kino. Movies about those wars usually are.
Yeah that hurt too.
It's why I loved the movie so much.
Connors always tried saving his comrades even if it meant death but Connors himself always survived.
The ending scene where he lied there in his trench with all of his platoon dead was debating.
A fifteen minute scene of him sitting there with no music or words had serious impact.
It was only when Connors took a look at at comrade Carmine's blown out brains and said it should have been him then swigging some whiskey I cried and then the credits rolled.
Honestly I felt embarrassed and didn't wanna walk out the theaters in tears.
I thought they cancelled it after Army Dog: Infinite Warfare flopped?
So foolish and yet so honorable.
There's literally nothing wrong with a fun made for video family movie. It's not winning any oscars but it wasn't made to. It knows what it is and is comfortable with that. I don't know why you have to make fun of it by sullying its g-rated content. Just frig off alright?
Don't know, maybe if they go down the Fall of Rome storyline I will watch it. Just imagine:
>Centuriae Canine slowly progresses the story as his legions are overwhelmed by the barbarian hordes. After being captured in Rome, before being executed he takes one last glance at a burning Rome, buildings being sacked and statues beheaded, he barks: Hail Caesar!
>cut to black
Nah, they ruined it after the Marxist "diversity" crap they pulled with Army Dog: The Red Frontier. I mean casting a black doberman as the main character? give me a break
>family movie
I don't know which version you watched, friendo
To break from the meme for a post, it's because the idea of "Dog + Sports" or "Dog + Not-Typically Dog Situation" is silly, but tolerable for straight-to-dvd release crap. But Army Dog, with the desert and Russian tank on the cover, implies a G-Rated Dog + Situation movie being made about a man and a dog deployed in an active warzone. The premise alone is absolutely fucking bonkers. It shouldn't exist, so it has no defense against our mocking.
Also I would LOVE to see the OP series of films get made as war action-dramas where everything is played straight except the main character is a golden retriever with voiced internal monologue. None of the humans treat him as any less of a soldier, although they are aware he is a dog. I would watch the shit out of this movie and I am practically halfway motivated to writing it myself at this point.
>the dog lover
D-does she fuck dogs in this movie?
see
>4rmy Dog
Really disney?
The one I watched on Disney last week with my wife's son.
>watching this with a kid
you sick fuck
>"I guess in the end... I am an Army Dog"
Seriously, Disney?
>not arf-schwitz bark-enau
Ya fucked up, mate
That scene in Trench Dog will always amuse me
>Army Dog runs over the top of the trench to save an injured soldier in no man's land
>two human soldiers watching him from the trench in amazement
>"look at him! He's just running out unto no man's land!"
>"well in HIS case...he shouldn't have a problem"
Dunno, prequels milking a brandname arent my thing.
But the fem lead in that movie is hot.
When will plebs realize that Cameron ruined the franchise by making Army Dogs a brainless action flick?
Perrocario where we see the conflict with the cartels from the dog's PoV.
At least he didn't reboot the series with a bitch as protagonist like Sony in that Paul Feig movie.
>That scene where the Army Dogs sneak into Berlin to poison Hitler's Dog.
Even though the mission was a failure it was a good mix of hijinks and legitimate tense moments. That Hitler's Dog died of poisoning anyway in 1946 added a layer of irony.
>the scene in Army dog 3 where he tries to shake paws, but realises at the last second he's using the leg he lost in that IED.
Fuck man, that hurt like a bitch
>that scene in Trench Dog when the young Schnauzer soldier Adog Barkler and doesn't kill him.
Evidence of Trench Dog's compassion or was the director actively displaying his admiration for the Nazis?
>WWI
>Nazis
You should really watch Army Dog goes to school.
You could learn quite a bit.
Hitler's life was allegedly spared by a British soldier during World War 1, you dipshit. That's the joke.
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I love these reddit threads!
Is army dog: the line a faithful part of the series?
>that scene where Army Dog's war buddy, leaps, leashed, off the side of the backdoor deck and just dangles there, dying in agony.
kino
looking forward for the german remake "Soldat Hund" . heard some pretty fucked up rumors about the scenes during army dogs visit in aushwitz-birkenau
Got some leaked promo pictures for you
Army Dog 1812: Burning White House