/mlb/ - Milton Bradley Edition

CLE:Kluber fans 13, allows two unearned runs Sat.
WAS:Turner goes 5-for-5 with four runs, two RBI
WAS:Taylor goes 4-for-5 with two taters vs Reds
CIN:Bailey smashed for eight runs in 1 2/3 frames
LA:Corey Seager (hamstring) out vs. Rockies
COL:CaGo (shoulder) absent again Saturday
BAL:Mancini homers, plates two as O's beat Rays
OAK:Matt Olson explodes for two homers Saturday
OAK:Franklin Barreto homers in big league debut
HOU:McCullers activated for Saturday's start
BOS:E-Rod to begin rehab assignment Thursday
STL:Yadier Molina absent from Saturday's lineup

First for 1stros

Nats

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losedians

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Why post candy?

Ha ha, Red Sox

>recording the screen
end yourself

D O Y E R S
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go boston

>Jacob deGrom's last 3 outings: 25 IP, 0.72 ERA, 0.76 WHIP, 21 K

Can't wait to have him

pseudo >RAGS

>Hey guys, the mest have a new new new new new new new ace

I give him 2 weeks before he's on the DL

PHILLIES @ DBACKS

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MARINERS!

MARINERS!

>deGrom
>new
7th lowest ERA in baseball since 2014, my friend

wew

>Not even a top 5 pitcher
literal trash. Couldn't even crack the Phillies rotation

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New ace you illiterate NY nigger

>2015: Harvey
>ded
>2016: Syndeshit
>ded too
>2017: degrom new ace
>soon to be ded

Someone get the old/fat/bonspurs copypasta in here

MARINYAS!

Haha deGOD was the ace all those years

yeah deGrom wasn't the best pitcher on the 2014 Mets. you proud of being retarded?

where da M's gamethread at

wew lad
Can i get that jacket in Mariners blue?

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Yeah yeah yeah, we'll see how tonight goes

(ASTROS @ MARINERS)

ill make one senpai

nevermind
thanks woo

Calm down with all that enthusiasm there.

SDS MAKE HIM PLAYER OF THE MONTH IF YOU REFUSE TO MAKE HIM DIAMOND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

why, of all people, are we doing a Milton Bradley general?

>being this obsessed

should've used this desu

Because Why not? You want a Richie Sexon edition next time?

Just get ready. Next thread will feature Magglio Ordoñez

how about Jack Cust?

Braves gonna win the division

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We can help you out with that
How many games you need us to tank?

Shut the fuck up you cuck

Hatcher, SVS, Maeda and Toles for DeGrom plz

Dodger Rocks

>28-3

I'm a Mets fan you fuckhead

I have no idea why I made this thread actually. Dback fans don't exist

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers

>Kershaw can't even strike out Mark Reynolds
dude is finished

If a player gets near Pete Rose's hitting streak, or even past it and closer to DiMaggio's, how butthurt would people be if a team got the player out in his first at bat then just walked him the rest of the game?

does it make sense to walk him?
is he channeling 2001 Bonds and its a close game?

>John Kruk said that they should move the walls in 40 feet at Coors, and raise them 20 feet to get a Fenway situation where every line drive is just a single

In this case, yes. You can expect a broken bat moonshot as much as you can expect a seeing eye single

then fuck the record
teams gotta do what they gotta do to win
individual records on the opposing team are meaningless
although if its a game in May or something you could argue its a shitty move

The rockies don't even hit that many home runs

They should just standardize field dimensions. And no more meme walls

awful idea

t. Boston

And tear Fenway down

seriously, why would you want this and kill fun

Rockies baseball gives me special privileges I don't get to talk about often, like being close to forests in a liberal state. The forests here are great for meat racking buck naked and I go every weekend that I can.

Cops are very nice too since many are gay. They might even lend you a hand every now and then! One time a guy fucked my ass who looked just like Charlie Blackmon. Before he bent me over, he said "looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?" I never learned the guy's name, but I probably screamed "FUCK ME CHARLIE BLACKMON" over 100 times.

t. one of dg's false-flaggers

It's more to make it less cavernous

Nigga what

>ruining one of the aspects that makes baseball unique
mcfucking kill yourself my man

ITT: Players that will be known as memes from the "Flat Seam Era"

>2016 Trevor Story
>2017 Aaron Judge

i tried senpai
2 posts is about the limit of how much i care about a phils- dbacks thread

is there a way to make an RSS feed from an instagram hashtag

pic related

I propose they move the fences back 40 feet instead, make it cavernous as fuck, triples and inside the parkers all day. make the fences like two feet tall also, I want to see a kind of willie mays style catch with the center fielder at a full sprint and jumping over the fence and robbing a 460 foot home run

Cody Bellinger
Scott Schebler
Logan Morrison
Eric Thames

real power hitters are guys like bryce, jay bruce, goldy, and giancarlo stanton

If it's such a big deal, why aren't pitchers openly complaining about it?

Verlander just did recently

After like, 3 years? Also, source?

>Said Verlander, about the seam: “There’s not much of a seam on the ball anymore. That was always the case. When you got up to the big leagues, if you picked up a minor league ball to a big league ball, the seams were always wound tighter, just a little smaller. It was noticeable, but I’d say now, you get a foul ball and look at the ball and like try to look at it from the side, there isn’t one. There is no seam. I think it’s more aesthetics than anything at this point just to hold the ball together.

I was asking for a link, but I found it. Thanks

Osuna is probably going to come out as a woman, give up baseball and start HRT

>just read all this osuna news

literally what the fuck lads

Phillies Pitcher Ben Lively just hit a homerun off Robbie Ray

hes going to be traded to LA and find his form again, all the beaner bitches will make him feel at home.

This....

>the rockies and dbags collapse on the same day
that was a good little meme while it lasted

>just got 99 Griffey
>play 2 games v CPU
>0-8
>mfw

>Got 91 Steve Finley
>3-27
>3 Grand Slams
He saves his hits for those situations I swear

>this broken and regressing shitty of the cuckarado cockies

I can't believe no one in history has more than 19 career hits against the Rockies

>Have bases loaded
>2 outs
>Clayton Kershaw is pitching so free out
>4 straight balls and walk a runner in

WHY? I'm a Dodgers fan and this is painful to watch, wtf is wrong with the Cuckies?

No team in history has as many hits as the Dodgers at 19

I just completed the 97 Kinsler

People say he's the best hitter for them
Fucking .150 after like 20 games at leadoff

>the rockies are winning the west
>the dodgers are winning the playoffs
man you people never learn

92-0 when Kershaw gets a 4 run lead.

is this game, dare I say...over?

>Alex Faedo in the NCAA Tournament: 27.1 IP, 14 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 10 BB, 44 K, 0.33 ERA, 0.87 WHIP.

>Alex Faedo has the most strikeouts this season in college and has set a #Gators school record with 154.

>Alex Faedo: 5th pitcher in the last 30 seasons with two 10K games in the same College World Series.

try that again woo

>college numbers
>its literally fucking NOTHING
kek
KEK

is kershaw, dare I say it, a coors babby?

Thanks for giving the Dbacks life, jerk

t. highschool flameout

no player has more than 19 hits vs ANY team in history??

Is Kershaw GOAT or what??