What's the worst Deus Ex Machina moment you've ever seen in a movie?

What's the worst Deus Ex Machina moment you've ever seen in a movie?

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End of Days, because God didn't do SHIT and Arnold had to beat the Devil himself.

should I watch End of Days I loved Commando and Total Recall

It's not his best, not his worst. Decent enough action thriller.

The end of 88 minutes or that shitty Liam Neeson movie where he's on a plane. Horrible stuff.

Why are pooh's lips so thicc?

Damn you take me back OP.
Yeah Pooh killed the whole eerie atmosphere the movie set up before.

I'd also choose the Phoenix in the second Harry Potter film

>I'd also choose the Phoenix in the second Harry Potter film

Shit was foreshadowed 10 minutes into the movie, come on..

thanks

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And dumbledore specifically sent the Phoenix and hat down there.

The real question is why the fuck didn't dumbledore just go himself

he was busy masturbating to gay magicanimated porn because JK Rowling said he likes penises

Haven't seen it in years as well, I only remembered it being a small bird in its cage and at the finale with all its might.

That film was a goddamn masterpiece.

>when they find Christopher Robin in a truck stop mens bathroom unconscious with a needle at his side and a belt stil around his arm

I am sick of grim dark

Ah yes, the infamous director's cut. I can see why test audiences didn't take kindly to that ending.

I also choose Harry Potter, but the convoluted shit they pulled about the wands

>"the wand chooses its wizard"
>the elder wand can only be used if you kill the owner
>lol no expelliarmus makes you own your opponent's wand
>expelliarmus is the most entry level spell and is the most used shit in the entire series, yet the ownership stuff was never brought up
>it fucking works on the elder wand too

It's almost as if the world building aspect of Harry Potter is sloppy.

>that scene when SKULL fucks everyone up in the chasm
fucking brutal man

rumour has it it was originally going imply he had been pozzed as well.

This is almost like a children's version of Fellowship of the Ring

Prove me wrong

It's like, is JK Rowling a writer or not?

It really depends on what you mean by writer. It's not like the movies helped much either. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

'The Hand of God' in The Stand.

>That scene when they SKULLfuck someone

Who could be behind this atrocity?

>gatsby
>god tier

fuck off

LOTR: "Ghost army"

Law Abiding Citizen

I was just watching The Mummy the other day and literally they are standing around talking about bullshit as a sarcophagus falls from the ceiling and leads them to the next area.

100% truth.