/nba/ General - Comfy Baller edition

NBA Awards 9pm

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Do you people actually enjoy general threads, or do you do it out of convenience?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WHEN HE RETIRES

I gives me a pool to shit all my posts in

I swear on my timbs the Knicks better be good next year or Phil Jackson needs to fuck off deadass B

>no news
fuck off

phil jackson needs to fuck off regardless

he has nothing to prove and could care less about this franchise

>carmelo anthony
>star player
>WANTS to play for a tanking team
>star player
>WANTS to play for a tanking team
>lets trade him

Celtics really have no core except two decent prospects in Brown and Tatum.

Its the off-season, and I'm on mobile. The only interesting thing going on is the 3v3 shit and the NBA awards. If you want rumors masquerading as news, you know where to go

>Couple attacks mom, daughter over cold chicken
>Niggers

LaVar and the Big Baller meme are all reddit, go back

dumb phoneposter

I live for pussy and I die for Orlando Magic.

proud to live in a state with as little multiculturalism as possible

fuck you california cucks, enjoy your spics and niggers running rampant

>hurr DURR some other website started saying something i said on the internet
>guise lets stop now
>its NOT COOL anymore

you sound like a stupid fucking child, kill yourself

p.s. im a bigger baller than you ever will be

>big baller
>gets butthurt and writes a long response to a shitpost

ok kid

>proud to live in a state with as little multiculturalism as possible

Which one?

>implying you don't die for "72 virgins"

>hates on cali
>thinks he can be a big baller

Personally I would prefer if the generals were dead and we had threads for each seperate piece of news. It would give the board a false sense of activity and make me feel like I'm not saying the same things to the same 10 people every day.

Generals also breed this weird familiarity that encourages ronery faggots to think of it as their home. Like they are in this place they can be themselves which leads to people likeThey aren't here for the sport, they are here for the false sense of camaraderie that they lack in their daily lives. They don't want to talk about the nba they want to post memes, gossip about tripfags and other faggotry that should be shunned. I can't answer for others but generals attract the worst type of people and no, I do not enjoy it.

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here you go

nice essay, nice dissertation

I am here to rep Orlando Magic.

Kill yourself

Come on Hinks, lighten up

This thread fucking sucks, and not because it's a general. If you want to talk basketball, you can explain how the Lakers manage to be flaming shit every year, and their best draft pick of the past 10 years is literally Julius Randle.

Delusional Laker fans btfo LMAO

Are you here 24/7 Celtics shitposter? Cut. It. Out.

Ainge is so bad at drafting he killed someone by doing it

Bully ball is dead
Deangela Russell is a bust
Ingram isn't even an Ingot
Ball can't ball

They just drafted some super kid didnt they?

I'm a sixers fan and if I could gas the entire fanbase of either Celtics or Lakers I would have to go Lakers. At least the Celtics play basketball. Based on fan posts alone I'm not sure the Lakers are a real team.

Everyone talks about Fab Melo but don't forget Ainge spent a first rounder on Lebron's mom's boyfriend, who is mentally ill and living on the street.

I don't come to Sup Forums besides for /heem/ or /nba/. Boards that don't have generals aren't much better anyways...

>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums

Also it makes basketball much more enjoyable knowing I have a group of anonymous 'friends' who hate the NBA as much as me watching the same games somewhere out there in this world

This guy gets it

Sad life.

>Everyone talks about Fab Melo
lol

youtu.be/aZUxHMh1bww


Is Lauri Markkanen going to be the best player from Europe ever?

yes

youtu.be/7QFFRkGhPg0


He is dirk's son

>Lakies giving the Celtics a top 5 pick

He's the new Yi

This thread is dog shit.

Lets predict next seasons regular season records

Within 5 games - or + for each probably

Hawks 40-42
Celtics 55-27
Nets 30-52
Hornets 40-42
Bulls 40-42
Cavs 60-22
Mavericks 30-52
Nuggets 40-42
Pistons 30-52
Warriors 65-27
Rockets 60-22
Pacers 35-47
Clippers 45-37
Lakers 40-42
Grizzlies 40-42
Heat 40-42
Bucks 47-35
Wolves 43-39
Pelicans 47-35
Knicks 30-42
Thunder 47-35
Magic 30-52
76ers(this is the only team that has potential to be a great team, but will likely tank) - 45-37(if healthy)
Suns 35-47
Blazers 40-42
Kings 40-42
Spurs 57-35
Raptors 43-39
Jazz 48-34

WE WUZ NBA AND SHIET

/lifelong/ Nets supporter since the last week here, is this, dare i say it, our year?!?

What went wrong?

>Clippers
>45-37

you're right, chris paul and griffin are probably leaving so maybe 35-47

>yfwdKgac7samittWCF

>Lakers 40-42
>Kings 40-42

I think that is what he was implying

Ok let's wake /nba/ up POST IT NOW YOUR TOP 3 TEAMS YOU ARE ROOTING FOR THIS SEASON IN ORDER

>Lakers
>Celtics (favorite rival)
>Westbrook beats Snakenigga in WCF this year

>Jokics
>Nuggets
>Denver

>warriors doing as bad as possible
>sixers sucking dick so we can troll their fans
>celtics sucking dick so we can troll their fans

>Nets
>Brooklyn
>New Jersey

Twolves
Jazz
Bucks

>Taylor Swift has more banners than the Clippers do

Anyone but the Memeiors
Lakers

Literally anyone but the Warriors.

Post some Bulls(chicago) memes.

t. lifelong bulls fan

>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls

Who cares? It doesn't mean a damn thing.

>Nets
>Nets
>Nets

>dallas
>okc
>twolves

r8

Lebron is my favorite player and these 3-5 jokes are making me angry. Stop bullying him you faggots

does this list have the same number of total wins as total losses?
came up with 'no', but I can't be bothered to do it again to be sure

warrior hater here, theyre going 82-0 next season face it bros the nba is over

I hope he does better for sure. If he can add that 3-point shot to his game, he can bounce back.

>season over for months now
>I KNOW LETS GIVE OUT SEASON AWARDS

>cuckhoop

lmao @ you retards watching this rigged shit product

Cavs
76ers
Lakers

Fuck Boston

Who is it rigged for?

team kaede
team minami
team kotori

coach team has a special place in my kokoro

Come to a Bulls game thread when the season starts, there a bunch of regular genuine lifelong Bulls fans there and they have good classic Bulls memes. They rarely post in this shit hole.

I didn't but I got too used to the new board culture and love shitposting in them now, they're essentially just another fucking social space so that's all they're good for.

All but 2 MVPs have made the Finals: Derrick Rose and Steve Nash

It's a shit trifecta

neither of them averaged a triple double

you think the semen slurpers didnt slurp that shit up and hand baboon boy his mvp trophy?

no one gives a fuck about houston, its a nigger infested shit hole and james harden is a classless piece of shit

>t. Ainge
be nice, Danny, and maybe one of those teams will hire you next year.

Real niggas root for the underdog unless it's Boston

>Curry
>isn't Indian
what gives

>Celtics
>Spurs
>Warriors

>underdog
More like tanking trash

Have to maintain some semblance of NBA year round, it's the jewish scheme to try and keep our attention now the league is so fucking boring. It'll be summer league before you know it cucks

be honest, when boston sucks you don't even watch basketball.

Cavs,76ers and Lakers aren't tanking. All 3 are going to the playoffs stupid

Why is this Boston chowdahead literally here 24/7?

>criticizes basketball and it's fans
>posts faggy Overwatch fan art
what are you doing here, kid?

OKC for russell
Wolves for jimmy
cavs for kyrie

why are you here stupid fucking leaf

good proud americans can discuss whatever they want

>1 for 3
>3-5
>advanced stats

>rapties
>nuggies
>kingies

Sixers
Blazers
Nugs

I like the "Sixers west" center(s) of the future.

really makes u think

thats a lotta wins for one league :^)

thunder
westbrook
Sixers

>really makes u think
Impressive because fans of (your team name) often struggle to do so.

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wolves
lakers
76ers

Can someone explain to me whats the point of the summer league? shouldn't they be resting and practicing?

What do you win at the end of the summer league?

3-5

Teams get a look at their draft picks and UDFAs in a game situation, ahead of the regular season roster crunch. A fringe player can play themselves onto the team.
If you don't like having NBA basketball in summer I doubt you really like the NBA.

>Pelicans
>Timberwolves
>Golden State