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Loved ones visit tonight. Will Adam fuck someone over?

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Never forget

>tfw I fapped and had a good nut to Jessica last week

Still mad at the gays on attacking David for his anxiety. I'm sure as homos they went through a shit ton of bullying. But nah, we're on top now. We'll be like them.

Ken is having a watch party tonight so he's pretty much confirmed for going home at this point

cute

Will is going home, you've heard here first

You should feel awful, Hannah

ZEKE
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>OH SHIT
>ZEKE EDIT SAYING HE IS SO SURE HE IS IN FINAL 5...AS SURE AS HE IS THAT DAVID IS GOING TO LOSE THIS GAME

is this the david winners edit?

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O U R G U Y

Ken says get that shit out of here

Holy shit David and Adam are fags

I never get this part. They've only been gone for like 20 days.

31 days user

>ywn marry Jays sister and be bros with Jay

okay but basically the same. I havent seen my sister in like 4 months but I'm not going to cry when I see her

Hannah mom confirmed better than Adams

There was a rhap one time where they explained how half of the contestants have to fake how emotional they get.

What a butterface.

what podcast

That fucking faggot. The 'steal a reward' advantage was made specifically for this.

Why the fake emotions?

Zeke is a stupid homo

How I would love to curbstomp him

Makes sense. I really don't see any of my family members more than once a month, and it's not like I don't have a good relationship with them. But i'd never get emotional like this

Goddamn Hannah is a fucking freak

What's the point? It's perfectly possible to go a month without seeing a family member. Why risk losing 1 million dollars because of jury votes being affected by the stealing instead of just making it a bit over a month? No fucking point.

>my mom has cancer

Jesus Christ man grow some fucking balls.

Remember when that dude lied about his grandma dying or some shit so someone would give him the visit?

He's the only one who has an actual reason to cry over not seeing his mother for a month.

How is it ill-guided to cry over almost certainly losing a mother soon? Did you hate yours or something?

>this edit

Adam's clearly going to win

It would be smarter not to play it, its the ultimate cunt move which when brought up at tribal would put you in lava temperature hot water

So that people think you're an awful enough person to goat to the end but in reality you've been making really strategic moves which actually matter during a FTC.

Jay's sister a cute

BASED Johnny Fairplay

>76799236
>Jonny Fairplay
>"that dude"

Ken reminding me how great that worm challenge was last week

>Making David's dad watch him perform

>adam literally just screaming

lmao

This has been a Survivor staple for several seasons now and niggas STILL don't know to dig a bigger hole before you crawl under.

This shit it trash
They now give them tarps and flint in the 2nd episode
They probably give them fish ffs
They let them stay indoors during that storm
Soft as fuck

Adam's brother looks like a stereotypical kike

Adam is such a cocksucker

>mfw Adam still uses his advantage

J A Y

People are almost always castigated for having been strategic in FTCs. Even in the previous season, they were vindictive pussies and handed the victory to some girl who did fuck-all strategically. They're emotional retards who don't understand deception within a game ought not to be personal.

Holy shit top kek

How the fuck is Jay so based?

HAHA ADAM BTFO

Need webm of Adam being stuck saying he's sorry

Went from a reward to a punishment real fuckin quick.

>ADAM STILL CRYING LIKE A BITCH

aww never mind

DAMN JAY

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Did Ken not comment on Hannah wanting him sneakily voted out at the last tribal council?

Strange.

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David and Zeke battle is a false flag

Ken receiving the legacy is the winner's edit

David's dad looks like the Bill Gates impersonator from Nathan For You.

>forgetting Fairplay's name

>It's an Adam elects to leave episode

who I want to win rankings

>Ken

>Jay
>Bret

>POWER GAP

>everyone else

>POWER GAP

>David
>Hannah
>Adam

God I hope so but the preview would've hinted towards it

Plz be true

>I'm giving you this piece of shit

>it's a your mom's dying but it's OK cause you could a million dollars and go on vacation episode

>As a thank you for your kindness, I'm giving you this sheet of paper that is guaranteed to make someone hate you

I literally wouldn't told him to keep it. There's no benefit to the thing.

That is why Probst said this was his favorite season. Ken is literally the person Jeff would make inside his VR simulation of the perfect Survivor with his sculpted body, nice guy with a pretty face, can alpha up when needed and win some challenges and also has some strategy but not obnoxiously so, master strategists are not nice people and come off cocky.

Ken's the ultimate Survivor!

Is Adam's mom still alive? This shit was recorded like a year ago.

>lose survivor
>mom dies as your torch is snuffed
>suicide before reunion show

tfw when Jay uses it to steal immunity from Adam

He's making it all up

She dead

I believe she passed between when they finished filming and now

>Next week's Reward challenge
>Loved Ones: 2.0
>Adam's Mom comes onto the island
>Adam does a miraculous come from behind and wins a delicious dinner for two with his cancer stricken mother
>The survivors cheer in unison when suddenly

>"HOLD UP PROBST"

>It's Jay holding Adam's "steal" reward

fuck that just made this shit even sadder...

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Will Wahl he's the people's champ

>DAMN JAY

God I hate Will. This nigga has turned on Jay too many times.

>BIG MOVES ERA

EVEN 18 YEAR OLDS ARE HERE TO MAKE BIG MOVES

>ZEKES GOING TO GO HOME TONIGHT

inb4 zeke wins immunity

>MUH BIG MOVES

COME ON KEN

#DAVIDEVICTIONPARTY

lmaoing@u

...fuck.

>Zeke loosing a challenge where you have to hold a rod

Will is such a faggot.

I don't understand how Adam is still there. Doesn't his general demeanor just grate on people?

Also Will is going home

fuck the edit got me yo

they are going fucking true detective on this shit with the edits this year

>inb4 my mom helped me win immunity

Isn't he/she trans?

Not the guy you answered, but has there been any real news on S3?

He's waiting to come out until the finale. He's going to do the weepy story about how bonding with Chris meant so much to him and he never thought he'd be accepted like this.

I feel the exact same about Zeke. I don't get why anyone would get along with him. Fucking annoying, abrasive faggot.

>it's a "Ken looks at somebody and they flip for him" episode

how is this man so fucking handsome and cool

>Ken

WTF WHY KEN

Ken nooooooooooo :'(