Portugal - Chile early game thread

starts in 12 hours

lineups:

Patricio; Cedric, Alves, Fonte, Eliseu; Bernardo Silva, William, Moutinho, Quaresma; Andre Silva, Ronaldo.

Bravo; Isla, Medel, Jara, Mena; Marcelo Diaz; Aranguiz, Hernandez; Vidal; Vargas, Alexis.

>Portugal are likely to be without Raphael Guerreiro for the rest of the tournament. The left-back has been playing with a fracture in his leg but it is apparently new, unrelated bruising that forced him to be substituted against Russia. Pepe is suspended for this match having picked up two yellow cards, but Cedric Soares and Bernardo Silva should be in contention despite minor problems.

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Anda a laar

youtube.com/watch?v=hUFlUYfvwUo

Telara
Hyped for best meme match so far. Its a win win for Sup Forums

>tfw Poooortugal embarraz South American champions

>Its a win win for Sup Forums

>$1.45 for a cup of coffee

What is this nazi germany

Chile will shit the bed and let Ronaldo score twice. Not counting extra goals from other players.
That, or they'll hold a tie and try their luck at penalties. It worked against Argentina, so why not?

He's already preparing his anus for Tsu

>Eliseu
>Bruno alves
>Fonte
>Moutinho
>André Gomes

Does anyone expect us to win this?
I understand why our defense looks like this (lesions) but I can't understand why Fernando Santos keeps picking Moutinho and André Gomes when you have great players benched

>is another episode of the sweden cuck cock riding other yurop countries

don't change

I wasn't aware they gave free internet to rapefugees in Swedistan.

With tsuu's height moortugal will get an easy goal or two early on, then Chile will chimp out with either medel or Vidal being red carded.

This

I don't really expect Chile to win desu. Portugal has a big height advantage and the best player in the world. Chile's attack isn't that good anyways, most of our goals against good defenses come through blunders.

Jara will finger Nani and he will get sent off
Screencap this

A snatch, go for it user

>Portugal has a big height advantage
What? How is that possible? We're a tiny people nation

>tfw based Romania supports Portugal

today is a good day

gypsies and shitskins stick together

both teams are trying too hard at this meme cup

What is this perro doing?

Fonte: 1.82m
Bruno Alves: 1.89m
Eliseu: 1.80m
William Carvalho: 1.87m
And Cristiano Ronaldo.

Meanwhile our taller players are Vidal and Beausejour at 1.80m, the rest are all manlets.

oh boy i love these two teams
can't wait to see what's in store for me!

I think its cute when manlets actually beat the lanklet teams desu. Remember how Messi scored past Rio and Vidic with a header? Imagine how they must feel

>Fonte
Not typically portuguese

>Bruno Alves
Brasilian family

>Eliseu
KANGZ N SHIET
Eliseu is THAT tall? Really?

>William
Angolan

>Cristiano
Freak of Nature

Well xaviniesta Barca was mostly a manlet team and one of the best (if not, the best) teams in history.
At least they had Pique and Busquets, I guess. Our CBs are 1.72 and 1.78m tall and our CDM is fuckin 1.66. That's dwarf tier.

how many portuguese are from the colonies anyway? are they very much nigger-y or are they civilised?

Why not critize your entire "portuguese" team

>Eder (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Nani (born Praia, Cape Verde)
>Pepe (born Maceió, Brazil)
>William Carvalho (born Luanda, Angola)
>Danilo (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Adrien Silva (born Angoulême, France)
>Cedric (born Singen, Germany)
>Raphaël Guerreiro (born Le Blanc-Mesnil, France)
>Anthony Lopes (born Givors, France)
>Armindo Tué Na Bangna. Bruma (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Edgar Miguel lé (born Bissau, Guinea-Bissau)
>Kévin Rodrigues (born Bayonne, France)
Also, beause of this, I am a Chilean fan for one day.

I have no idea. I live in the north, where almost everyone is white.
That's a Lisbon thing.

near the border to galicia?

I'll make sure to PM you when I need the opinion of a fucking leaf ;)

>Medel vs Ronaldo heading duels on crosses

is your body ready?

>Portugal's nigger team's whites are French

why are a lot of portuguese in france anyway?

Not near, but not far, 100km away, in Porto

EL FINGERITO DE LA MUERTE

Salazar

French women long for Barbosa seed

I like the north. The Portuguese part of my family actually comes from Santo Tirso (no idea if you know this town)

portugal are getting btfo kek

I do, it's near where I live actually

Does Bernardo Silva play or not???

Does Perro caca or not?

>how many Portuguese are from the colonies anyway?
Born in the Colonies? Very few, they no longer get citizenship
Descendants from the colonies? A lot.
Prime-minister is descendant from Goa, former Portuguese colony in India.

>are they very much nigger-y or are they civilised?
The born there ones with Portugueses citizenship are civilized. Because they were given choice to keep the citizenship or get citizenship in the new free countries. These guys sometimes are even very Nationalistic. Even if they aren't white.
The descendants, niggery, exactly like afro-americans, because they were born here but they live the african culture too much.
Never met a black dude that was disconnected from African culture. They just can't let go.
Indians from Goa are ok because they set themselves apart from the India indians for centuries so they have very little of real Indian culture.

Apparently in the 60s France was the European hotshot country.
Nowadays it's London and Germany. Yes, London specifically.

Why are they all wearing jackets and she has a tank top? Is it hot or cold?

She's hot, n they will be stone cold

Fonte, not typically portuguese

What did he mean by this?

maybe hes half french like Lucenzo

He was born in Portugal. And even the ones that were born in France are genetically portuguese.

are barbosa genes,dare I say it, the most powerful in the world?

>our taller players are Vidal and Beausejour at 1.80m

Actually Adrien is only half portuguese

And Griezmann is half portuguese. Give him back!

Eliseu is 1.75m
Fonte is 1.87m

Indeed they are

>Always outnumbered, never BTFO'd

Quality over quantity

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OH SHIT SON

whats that battle referencing

>Guinea-Bissau
>Brazil
>Angola
>Cabo Verde
All former colonies, we're just exerting our IMPERIAL RIGHTS

The ones born in France and Germany have Portuguese surnames.
What? You're not gonna tell me all of a sudden that Silva and Guerreiro are typical french names, are you?

Rugby

not sure, might be an exaggeration.

colonialvoyage.com/portuguese-persian-gulf-arabian-peninsula/#

Here it says 500 against 15/20k

Also are you the one that likes sopa? És emigrante ou isso é proxy?

got DAMN

no és emigrante, és singapurANO gosto de sopa

>he still thinks Poortugal ever gave up on slave trading
lmao

I was asking if you were an immigrant or using a proxy? Not sure at this point if you are a tuga trolling me or an actually singaporean

i just find the song catchy desu, whats a tuga btw and yes im a singaporeanon

Português -> Portuga -> Tuga

Its what we call portuguese people

do you have other nicknames for your spanish neighbours

only for huehues: zuca, short for brazuca

i dreamed that in a cross Medel pushes tsuman into the crossbar and for exaggerating he hits the back of his head with thr crossbar, breaking his skull and dying right there on the pitch

s-spooky post desu

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#RESPECT

ALEXIS SANCHEZ-WELCOME TO BAYERN-BEST GOALS/SKILLS 2017

they're cute, but my favorite broship is Díaz-Aranguiz

Google says otherwise.

sanchez should be a good friend and tell arturo to shave his fucking head

Do not trust Google, the botnet. Trust me!

For me is Medel-Bravo

A q hora es el partido?

2 pm

>Not liking a player brave enough to embrace the haircut of his childhood hero Kinnikuman

Jokes on you

a las 2

TSU also found his NT bro in Quaresma

alguna actualización acerca de la situación de medel a boca?

>lesions

los diarios chilenos no han dicho nada más, aparte de que existe interés. por mí que se quede en italia, la verdad, aunque boca no es malo.

big if true

el peruANO señores

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>Imagine having a NT so shit that your sport newspapers root for the rivals of your biggest football opponent for 4 (four) international tournaments in 4 (four) different years, hoping for their defeat
Pathetic desu

>3 players from the u21 squad

Der Peruaner

will bernardGOAT start lads?

what unemployment dialect is this

Yellow journalism: the newspaper

Anyway i'm only rooting for Portugal because Rolando-sama as always

No.

And that's actually good for >us.