prostitute's
Prostitute's
me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy
>tfw lost your virginity to one
Get off Sup Forums Justin
girls
massage parlors
>not using tinder for free sex
pic related.
My dad buys extra large condoms but I buy regular.
I fucking hate genetics so much.
>Also, no fat guys.
what the fuck bitch
>tfw get a hooker
>she's disgusted with you
Who gives a fuck not like you're going to see her again.
You only exist because an insecure man buys condoms that don't fit.
Let that sink in.
with a hooker that feeling is mutual of course
>Local prostitutes all know you
what if he buys them for his boyfriend?
>No woman will ever love you
why the fuck do you know what type of condoms your dad buys
Your mother, user
...
This
>he doesn't steal condoms from his father
I've never bought a condom in my life desu.
Would be decent if she fixed that massive overbite.
never made contact with a girl except when fucking hookers
>his mom doesn't love him
>tfw made brief eye contact with the qt cashier at local supermarket
It's gonna be alright bros
>go to a prostitute
>she compliments your big penis
this is what's wrong with nu-Sup Forums, i get this is a epic meem xD but how the fuck have any of you never been with a girl before??? I don't remember this place being so deprived of sex or being so deprived they tell the site every fucking day
not a good feel
Get off my board normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I know it didn't make most of the /r/Sup Forums screencaps you were weaned on, but the "everyone here is a virgin" joke is as old as the site.