Prostitute's

prostitute's

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy

>tfw lost your virginity to one

Get off Sup Forums Justin

girls

massage parlors

>not using tinder for free sex
pic related.

My dad buys extra large condoms but I buy regular.

I fucking hate genetics so much.

>Also, no fat guys.

what the fuck bitch

>tfw get a hooker
>she's disgusted with you

Who gives a fuck not like you're going to see her again.

You only exist because an insecure man buys condoms that don't fit.

Let that sink in.

with a hooker that feeling is mutual of course

>Local prostitutes all know you

what if he buys them for his boyfriend?

>No woman will ever love you

why the fuck do you know what type of condoms your dad buys

Your mother, user

...

This

>he doesn't steal condoms from his father
I've never bought a condom in my life desu.

Would be decent if she fixed that massive overbite.

never made contact with a girl except when fucking hookers

>his mom doesn't love him

>tfw made brief eye contact with the qt cashier at local supermarket

It's gonna be alright bros

>go to a prostitute
>she compliments your big penis

this is what's wrong with nu-Sup Forums, i get this is a epic meem xD but how the fuck have any of you never been with a girl before??? I don't remember this place being so deprived of sex or being so deprived they tell the site every fucking day

not a good feel

Get off my board normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know it didn't make most of the /r/Sup Forums screencaps you were weaned on, but the "everyone here is a virgin" joke is as old as the site.