Houston sports thread

What could possibly go wrong?

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>8 QBs in 3 years
Not even Cleveland can boast that status

Any cities in your shithole on the level of Houston?

No matter what happens this year, at least Houston isn't drowning in minorities like other cities around the US

who /Deshaun/ Watson here?

thats what happens when the majority is mexican

>chris paul breaks down
>they never sign a good qb

EVERYTHING.

SINCE 1960.

I can't believe we traded the heart of our team, and the second best Sixth man in the league for an old, washed up Kevin Hart impersonater
it's going to be Ty Lawson all over again

CP3 has more talent in one finger than Ty Lawson's ever had in his entire career.

You might as well compare Brandon Jennings to Westbrook.

There are a lot of Asians, Blacks and Whites in Houston.

We're not Cali

17 ppg and 9 apg isn't that far off from CP3s best season, and that's what Lawson was averaging when we got him

Have faith

Astros look like the best team in the AL and will dominate in the future
Rockets look like championship contenders
Texans are finally trying to get a good QB behind our good defense

>17 PPG, 43% shooting, and 9 APG is not far off from 23 PPG, 50% shooting, and 11 APG

CP3 has lead the entire league in assists 4 times, steals 6 times, and is a bonofide first ballot HoFer. Ty Lawson has lead the league in absolutely nothing ever and won't ever come close to the HoF.

Different Houstonfag user, here.
>Astros look like the best team in the AL and will dominate in the future
Key words being, "look like." But I do have more faith in the 'Stros to be good for a while at least. This season they need their pitching to come around (I think Dallas and someone else are on the DL, so maybe it'll improve when they come back).
>Rockets look like championship contenders
They've looked that way for a little while now. I don't think CP3 is going to change much except for memes.
>Texans are finally trying to get a good QB behind our good defense
Yeah, "trying." Of course whether Watson is a meme or not is yet to be determined. I like the cut of his jib but the kid has footwork issues. And while by some reports from the Texans website he's learning BOB's system well, he's still a rookie. BOB also says he still has a long way to go, but he says that about every rookie. Also, if Watson turns out to be a meme bust, the Texans are now without a first and second round pick in next year's draft (the former for Watson and the latter to get rid of Brock and his contract).

With Houston sports, it's best to hope for the best and expect to get anally reamed and be the butt of jokes by the end of the season.

CP3 averaged 18 ppg and 9 apg last season, so Ty was just as good as what we're getting now
whats your smug response to that

Is Houston above the Bay Area in sports now?

>Griffin
>McCown
>Kessler
>Hogan
>Shaw
>Manziel
>Davis
>Hoyer

Don't doubt Cleveland when it comes to sucking.

What part of Houston y'all from?

Katy checking in

West Oaks Mall area checking in.

Copperfield, abutting Cypress, here.

Sugarland reportin in

Pasadena reporting in with the shittiest town in Houston

WEre not San Antonio

Jersey Village, though I'll be transplanting to Cypress soon

Houston is pretty much on the level of Brazil, a rotting shithole full of crime and niggers. Daily reminder Houston is only 20% white.

Houston has one of the biggest medical branches in the world, and Nasa. What shithole city are you from?

Scottsdale AZ. Houston is a trash dump full of shitskins, pic very much related.

Hey, don't forget about the energy industry, particularly oil.

>AZ
>talking about minorities

Enjoy Mexicans taking over your shithole

>Scottsdale is literally 80% white
>Houston cannot even muster up 30% and is overall a poverty stricken murderhole full of gang warfare

we don't need a fucking table to know minorities run the place, dumbass

Tell that to the idiot who unironically implied that Houston doesn't have a mudblood majority.

well he's fucking stupid and probably just moved here and never leaves the house, I'm surprised he hasn't seen Juan or Jamal when he orders his tendies on delivery