I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
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it shrinks?
like a frightened turtle
MOOPS
poor George
do women honestly not know how inconsistent the size of a flaccid penis is?
Women can't even accurately estimate the size of an errect penis.
only six inches?
women dont know shit about dicks
they don't know dick about shit
Remember when pictures of Orlando Bloom completely naked paddleboarding on a lake came out? And women were all laughing at his small penis?
They literally have no idea what they're talking about
it looked pretty big for a flaccid dick too desu
I bet he's got a solid 7 inches
whitebois on suicide watch
No.
My 4 yr old has a bigger penis.
Is George the best character ever?
No, it only feels bigger cause you have a small mouth.
lel
Cosmo is the best.
D U H S T R O I D E
Why would they, especially before the Internet?
>only six inches?
delet
don't they ever look at their own penises?
Why is no one talking about his titties?
yeah they don't know anything. In fact, most women, before the internet, assume erect dicks to be smaller than the average
it's normal for men to have breasts up to a B cup
yes
>he's a tits guy
i thought they were at the beach
>Seinfeld bassline plays
lost
Nah George's better
Even funnier, because the black guy would never be in the pool.
this desu
The dynamics are unpredictable if you've never owned a penis.
Tbh the revenge concept was pretty dumb and far-fetched. Who the fugg takes pride in never eating lobster? And it's not even close to equal to her telling your gf you have a little dick. There's no recovery from that other than rape.
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.
>muh real life logic doesn't fit in tv comedy
Kramer establishes that it's a big deal. She'll get special favor from god according to the show logic.
>Who the fugg takes pride in never eating lobster?
kikes
jews don't eat shellfish
/belton
Which episode is this?
The absolute best thing about this episode was Kramer's reaction to seeing the baby.
Can we agree that George did nothing wrong in this episode?
>ooh I'm vegetarian and don't want to eat some lobster
shouldn't have blabbed about George's dick
>Can we agree that George did nothing wrong in the entire series?
Yes. Yes, we can.
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George was wrong in nearly ever episode.
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>>ooh I'm vegetarian and don't want to eat some lobster
pretty sure this is b8 but does no one remember that she's a jew
Bump
The Hamptons
What show?
Jews and Misunderstanding in the City
Home Improvement
My Tiny Penis and Me
Curb Your Judaism
Attack of the Shoah
reminder that women are right
kek
>i cant feel a 6 incher
no shit, roastie
>bitches knowing the size of a dick
she couldnt accurate estimate the size of a piece of paper if it was infront of her
be a lot of guys get triggered by this
it's fake
>george will never make you scrambled eggs
shoving a bunch of kids and an old lady over to escape a small fire was pretty wrong.
>muh morals
Why is it wrong to protect oneself?
Fuck you slut, roasties and children will be BTFO on the next titanic
He was just clearing the way for everyone to escape.
>once full body doing exercises with weighted balls
>moving around, sweating, all of the sudden
>dick pulls in and tightens drastically,
>i thought it was going to go all the way inside
>mfw
said no women ever
first inch of this hole is the sensitive part, if they mean by feeling, hitting the other end maybe
>when you're exercising so your body thinks it's in flight or fight mode and makes the dick and balls as small as possible so that you can run without genital obstruction or can fight without the enemy attacking your genitals
but then you have a hot shower and it seems to grow pretty big once it knows youre safe and manly
lel
>he should have raped her
Arrested Development
>said the increasingly nervous man for the nth time
>first inch of this hole is the sensitive part
No.
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.
What the fuck was his problem?
It's funny because only dudes will little dicks say shit like this.
>I-I'm a grower, not a shower!
it's true though
you can have a 1 inch dick flaccid and 8 inches erect
kek keep telling yourself that dicklet
Women cant into numbers. They are dumb as fuck
>he's never had an erection before
some guys dont really grow when they have an erection, so they think everyone is like that
tfw genuinely below average penis
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
>samebabydicking this hard
>I make up a ridiculous and unrealistic size like 1 inch flaccid and 8 inch erect to prove a point
women can't into numbers because guys lie about their tiny dicks all the time, yea bro, that 8 incher you said you have is really just 6 inches.
I have actually had my dick shrink so much that it looked like I had a foreskin (and I'm jewcumcized). I'm only about 6 and a half erect.
i remember, but only because I've had the show on reruns for the past year
fuck, I had an image before of a guy who had a 1 inch flaccid cock and it grew to like 8 inches when erect
i think i deleted it
itt: dicklets justifying their condition
tru dat
8.8" master race
How do you have 8/10 of a dick?
eh, the joke isn't making me laugh user
post proof
Try looking in the mirror
>it's a "6 inch dicklet who thinks anything longer than 7.5 inches doesn't exist" episode
just stop user
I use to watch shows like Moesha, Seinfeld, Frasier, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air without even noticing the actors races now I have to be conscious of how all four Seinfeld characters are white.
Thanks social justice.
Fucking destroyed.
Only one of them is White, the other three are Semites.
>that guy who's 5 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect
thanks for this
laughing nude women while still nude are incredibly rare pics to find.