/mlb/ general - Dodgers edition

SEA:Edwin Diaz surrenders two runs to blow save
MLW:Chase Anderson forced out with oblique injury
NYY:Yankees concerned Bird may not return in '17
LA:Corey Seager (hamstring) still out of lineup
STL:Cardinals option SS Aledmys Diaz to Triple-A
WAS:Glover (back) has inflammation in shoulder
ARZ:Diamondbacks call up shortstop Ketel Marte
MIA:Report: Yankees, Red Sox looking at Prado
CHC:Toronto interested in catcher Miguel Montero
NYM:Conforto (hand) held out again Wednesday
TOR:Blue Jays bring back Saunders on minors deal
NYY:Yankees place Matt Holliday (groin soreness lol) on DL

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If you have to deplete your farm system to win 3 World Series in 5 years, guess what. You fucking do it.

>inb4 someone posts "no we wouldn't" and we look at that team's World Series track record in recent years

>Tebow homers in first game since St Lucie call up

APOLOGIZE

Royals

>Judge is statistically better than Bellinger right now

>Kershaw has given up home runs in the postseason

>The rockies were once in first, now they are not

Now that those topics have been mentioned, we can have a normal thread.

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy

> they only play one baseball game and it has to be that night

nut up you fucking wimp

3 hits, 2 RBIs and 1 HR in his first 2 games of High-A

TEBOW TIME

Tebow will look good in red and white.

Royals

Tebow won't look good playing baseball in any color.

He honestly doesn't give a fuck. Fucker is gonna retire a Royal..

are there proofs of DG in curaco or is it a meme?

>whos

It's just that one guy (not DG) who's obsessed with trying to convince people DG doesn't post here anymore when in fact he does post as user.

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These were some tickets i could never afford myself i got as a gift. That is kinda why i am bummed out.

lol when i visited LA i got ticketmonster seats for seven fucking dollars

nice made-up story though

Astros vs. Athletics game thread. UT Norman, spaceman, wooston, get your booties in here.

Freshly updated and hot off the presses
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendinitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

That's what i thought, that he's still here but doesn't trip. thanks user

Right behind homeplate on a friday night are more than 7 dollars i think.

>kris bryant ded

ah, so you can't go to a ballgame without sitting right behind home plate.

no mystery why you're single, you pitiful little bitch

Time for Arenado to come home

What part of gift dont you get retard. I normally sit at third.

not him but the point is there are other cheap tickets you nimrod

bro, she had plans the night you had good tickets. sell them, make a nice profit, and take her to a different game

jesus christ on fire

>people think DG doesn't post here
He posted here as mo'Lester for months

Those players don't really guarantee shit though.

His point is that he thinks i can only sit behind homeplate. When i said that i would have really liked to go that one cause i have great tickets and its a bummer she cant go.

Nah ill end up taking someone else. Ill take her to another game. Good idea though.

so you're just a bitch, whining openly for no reason

Yaasssss! Snatched his fucking soul and now he's vulnerable. He's ours. Love Turner but Arenado is going to look so hot in white and blue.

crazy uncle joe maddon is crazy. He should had place Monty on the 10 day now the cubs wont make the playoffs again for the next 110 years

> haven't eaten ass in three months

>you will never have such a sever case of autism

Ayy, Astros and Athletics brehs. Get in here. I can't hold down this thread by myself.

Judge is overrated as shit, and the only people who think he's good are stupid yaks fans. Bellinger is better in literally every aspect, and it isn't even close. I have a feeling that this is going to be more of that stupid "muh Mad Bum is better than Kershaw" bullshit. I fucking hate casuals.

Fuck you falseflagger. It wasn't enough to get all of /mlb/ to hate Kershaw. Now you want everyone to hate on my boy Cody.

Judge is good but he won't havw a career in 2021. Ya'll remember Richie Sexton? No right? BellingGOD is superior.

>Have a massive money maker in Trout and Harper
>Decide to change the baseball, potentially jeopardizing their careers for no real reason

the balls aren't juiced, and anyone who claims they are are tinfoil wearing conspiracy theorists

2002: the players aren't juiced, and anyone who claims they are are tinfoil wearing conspiracy theorists

> homers per hit highest ever
> hits lower than ever
> pitching better and more efficient than ever
> homers per fly ball highest ever

uh...bro...

Go to bed, Manfred

And the balls weren't juiced in 2002, what's your point here?

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>Have a massive money maker in Trout and Harper
>juice the baseball so the GOAT debate brings more interest into the sport
you can make the exact opposite argument from that standpoint

>7 days ago the Rockies were in 1st place.
>Today: :thinking:

I hope you rot in hell motherfucker. Do you enjoy kicking us while we're down prick?

>pebbles

>Implying you would not do the same if the doyers or dbacks shit the bed for 8 games.

Just face it, your team had 0 stamina.

Damn, I was really looking forward to another Memetober

DG is mo'Lester is now Anonymous
The ones who impersonate him here are tripfags who can copy his way of posting. I think SOLER, Anze, and Tiki go anonymous and post like DG to keep up the ruse

I usually just ignore all those post desu

Sauce please

>soler going full user to try and blame DG for his pathetic m'Lester posting.
Very very sad.

>Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else. “If they take, like, a four- or five-run lead, I’ll finally be able to turn this thing off and get some fresh air,” said Neubauer, adding that he was reluctant to abandon the game before he was certain the outcome was locked up and that he would not miss anything.

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>tfw you will never meet MIKE C

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>Alex Gordon's 3 rbi game

For me, it's Matt 'Fat Albert' Albers

lmao cody allen is a fucking bum

Angels Dodgers

I have to apologize to my fellow M's bros. I said before the season started that they could make the playoffs if they stayed healthy. We may not see Smyly play in Safeco... I'm sorry guys :'(

THIS JUST IN:

>rags

windians!

JUDGED!

which one in this pic is most fuckable?
rank please

bryce's wife
kris
bryce
kris' wife

>can't lose a series

I'll have to take that.

Is Bryant's wife a lesbian or is she just okay with being married to a gay and having her male lovers on the side?

How does a literal 10/10 MVP and WS champion athlete have a 5/10 as a wife

it's actually the smart play. no drama, no bullshit

The whos are so shit. They can't do anything right.

Bryce likes girl-next-door type lovers, that's why

The balls aren't juiced, the players are. There's no way they aren't using a new designer PED that either isn't being tested for or is being ignored by Manfred.

Because they're singing more. Strikeouts are higher too.

It's the patrician choice.

Are you trivializing Judges skill?

you're the dumbest of dumbasses

You tell me. What is the ERA of the pitcher he hit off of?

>Dback are garbage last season
>feels good man
>Dbacks are predicted to be bottom dwellers this season
>Now the are currently contending for the wild card

How the fuck did this happen? Why is NL West div so shit to let this happen?

>predictions

Found your problem

What is Judge's batting average? Whats his OPS? How many home runs does he have?

> baseball
> predictions

Hi Xian. Will you continue to use F.A.N.G. in this current meta of Street Fighter?

>All of Judge's plate appearances this season are from White Sox pitching

Answer the question.

5.58 now answer mine

>RAGS

Jose Ramirez always looks like he has a piece of sour candy in his mouth.

Please tell me that was Lucroy, that would be absolute pottery

What the fuck

He spiked it like nigga scored a touchdown

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Not always!

I listened to Tom Hamilton explain it and I still have no idea wtf that was.

>Whocroy