Robot or AI character

>robot or AI character
>"there is a 98.7% chance that our plan will fail!"

When they did this with Bashir on Star Trek I wanted to shit myself with rage

>Robot character
>Doesn't sit in his room all day surrounded by piss bottles and eating chicken tendies

>you mean there's a chance?

>the OTHER left

>robot or AI character
>what do you humans mean by """"love?""""

>never tell me the odds!

>robot or AI character
>interprets every figure of speech literally

you forgot to add
"protagonist: WELL THOSE ODDS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! LET'S RIDE!"

>define luv

>ai or robot character
>they determine killing everyone is the solution

>alien character
>you humans are so strange

>robot or AI character
>quotes from a film/poem it likes

>mild fuck up
>what is this bullshit I'm fool proof
>mfw users find out

>It's a suicide mission!
>Protag survives unscathed

>advanced AI capable of independent cognition to the point it is considered a living being
>hasn't figured out how to use contractions

its not a movie im thinking of zenyatta from overwatch

>there is a 99.9999% chance of failure
>protagonist always succeeds anyway

>super AI is destroyed
>it winds down like a broken cassette player

kek, this

Yeah, cause we know the odds are always accurate.

>I must save humanity from itself!

Well...

kys

>On my planet, people call me [long complicated name]
>Yeaaah, let's go with [generic nickname]

>it's a superstition/chain letter episode
>"Ha! I don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo!"
>nonstop chain of bad luck things happen to protagonist
>"I-I'm sorry! I'll never doubt superstition again!"

KEK

>robot character
>no one knows they're a robot until they get injured

>robot character
>malfunctions and starts bleeding/coughing up semen

this thread is older so keep crying fag

>starts rambling philosophical nonsense

that is actually a funny a trope though

Don't work in comedic writing

thistbh

>watching Garfield, of all things
>Garfield gets an electronic talking scale that can "answer any question"
>"Oh yeah, so what's my name?"
>Judging by your weight, you are: Orson Welles."
>"How would you like if I had your battery removed?"
>"I wouldn't like that, Mr. Welles."
>"That's it, you're history."
>*stomps up and down on scale*
>"Rooooosebuuuuud....."
my sides into space

>Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

>we need a distraction
>don't worry I got this
>HEY UGLY

>villain has a short monologue before he kills the good guy
>good guy's love interest shoots villain from behind just in time and saves him

This actually hsppens. Easier to just say "your left" in thr first place though

But I love this trope.

Which figure did they use in this speech?

>character takes a dump
>doesnt sniff toilet paper

>Robot or AI character
>"What is my purpose?"

>Robot or AI character
>wants a heart and/or be human

Robot character makes robot related jokes or no feelings jokes all movie
Not seeing Star Wars cause of that shit excuse for a droid

>thing mentioned in the first act plays a big part in the third act

>character takes a dump
>only uses one sheet of tp, not half the roll

>character takes a dump
>they don't wipe at all because you can't show that on TV

>tfw this actually happens more times than you'd think in tv
>anytime someone takes a shit in an odd location for comedic purposes and there's no way they had anything to wipe with near at hand
>the joke is supposed to be the shit left in the strange place but it's diminished by the reality that the jokester in question is now walking around with unwiped shitty pants

>user can't into green texting

>redditor newshit tries to fit in

>stupid frogposting moron
>"want gf. need gf."