Meme Shit getting hitched edition
/cric/
They're going to have some strange looking kids
going to be fucking good at cricket though
/cric/ newfag here, let me get this straight, when a team wins "by runs" means that the team batting first won, right? and if a tams wins "by wickets" means that the team batting second won by how many wickets "left" they had? ie. Australia won by 6 wickets, meaning they overcame the run difference having lost 4 wickets when they did, right?
yep
It does change up a bit with follow-ons in test cricket, but that's very rare
when's the test series on
two pig snouts
>It does change up a bit with follow-ons in test cricket, but that's very rare
No it doesn't you tard
proud of meme shit
Why the fuck would a famous Australian go to NYC to propose in literally the most meme spot in existence
Cricket is baseball for brainlets
No it's not you bastard bitch
Cricket is 9999x more complex than baseball
only t20 though
sup freund
what's your prediction on the football match later on?
my prediction is that i won't be watching it
fag
really looking forward to the tests
is Glen "test superstar" Maxwell going to dominate the ashes lads?
lost opportunity
Highly recommend Blood Bowl 2
stop watching ODIs
>After seven episodes of waning quality and waning interest, Twin Peaks has unleashed possibly the most pretentious thing I have ever seen with episode 8. A Nine Inch Nails guest appearance and about 35 minutes of straight no-dialogue Lynchian pretentious art garbage. I love it. No one does filler scenes better.
why is Daniel such a pleb
Daniel has just exposed himself as a philistine who likes Lynch because DUDE IT'S ART LMAO and cannot grasp with the greater themes behind Twin Peaks
sad
kill me
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the absolute fucking worst
I can take rain and I can take heat, but humidity kills me
started raining now. apparently we're gonna get up to 80 l/m2 during the rest of today
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*dabs*
Try walking 2km outside in 30c heat and 90% humidity in work clothes.
What the fuck happened to her face?
is george garton elite?
Jake Ball has been ruled out of Notts Outlaws' Royal London One-Day Cup final at Lord's with a knee strain, head coach Peter Moores has confirmed.
The seamer felt pain in his knee when bowling during the second innings of Nottinghamshire's Specsavers County Championship game against Kent on Tuesday. He went for a scan on Wednesday to assess the damage and was unable to take to the field when the third day of the day-night match resumed after a rain delay.
Ball is set to miss the next two weeks of action, which will also rule him out of contention for the start of the Investec Test series against South Africa, which begins on 6 July at Lord's.
>Left-arm medium-fast
lol, bout time england produced one tho
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wait for Smith the dumb fuck
Reminder Mike Hussey was literally the perfect middle order pie chucker
dont understand what this post means
Mike Hussey was literally the perfect middle order pie chucker
pie-chucker is a bowling description tho
Yeah
forgot he ever even bowled desu, paul collingwood is the goat middle order pie chucker
It's not cliched or a meme sport in australia
boo hoo ball is injured for the first test, no way he should be playing anyway
I think she is holding in a fart.
Good news for England
What do you reckon it would smell like
You mean a left armer of course
how can a man of such intellect captain a test side
what makes it even more shocking is that EVERYONE in Australia knows Bob Hawke. He's easily one of the top 3 most recognisable Prime Ministers we've had.
there's another one of those videos that I've been trying to track down where somone (Tim Paine?) straight up calls Smith stupid and says that it takes him ages to understand anything
jesus christ what in the fuck
Alien>Aliens
he's even more recognisable if you watch cricket
he's literally there at every single SCG test sculling beer
Big Johnny H loved his cricket too
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Forgot the link
Wish Channel 9 brought back the gimmick where Lee bowled at celebrities
yeah resurrect the meme mate
>it's fucking hot lads
Like a Supergiant's
recommend "Edge of Tomorrow"
wasnt impressed, started off alright but soon became a messy turd
harmer should be in the fucking SA test side
hate politics within parties
yeah I'd agree that it fell apart towards the end but I think it was generally good
even if maharaj over harmer isn't necessarily a quota pick (although i suspect it is), it's occurred to me that 6 players 'of colour' could mean literally any colour except white. so an indian could be picked over a white man, which is totally bullshit and it should be about black participation if anything. so not only is the quota system racist it's actually just explicitly anti-white
the "of colour" thing is so you can separate coloured played like the Cock, Philander, Peidt etc from 100% blacks like Rabada and Bavuma
id have enjoyed it more if it watched it at the cinema i guess, more of a cinema film
so does maharaj doesnt count as 'of colour'?
nah asians do
what fucking bullshit
'of colour' is so hard to define anyway, is a greek of colour
ennit
what movie shoulD i WATCH TONIGHT LADS
is Hamidullah Qadri elite?
arlington road
ama re: cricket
don't be afraid of my vast intellect, I'm here to share
the offer has expired
whos the worst cricketer ever?
this kid called Simon that played in my u10s but batted at 3 and opened the bowling since his dad was coach
Tell me about Steve
could he swing the new ball both ways?
couldn't even swing the bat
do they have the boundaries moved in in womens cricket?
yes
t. unironically went to watch a women's game
>yes
sad!
the fact that there's only 12 nations that can play test cricket really is the greatest tragedy of our age
it is pretty gay
Nicole Bolton is a goober qt! I also enjoyed Meg Lanning making that Shit Lankan batting record look like an easy get.
better than the times englel allowed 22 players to bat on touring games because they were that much better
nah yeah I get that I'm just saying I'd love it if more countries watched and were good at cricket
it really is too good of a game to be restricted to 12 nations
i even googled
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wtf
>all those posts replying seriously
>ameritards
wtf
I think it might have been serious mate
>bonzai
the tree?