>"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."
What was his endgame?
"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."
Adrian Brooks
Nolan Campbell
To piss the bed he was supposed to share with culkin
Elijah White
Pissing the bed
Jace Evans
To live the American dream.
Grayson Reyes
a piss art installation.
Gavin Perry
He just likes his pepsi. Giving his cousin a golden shower is an added benefit.
Aiden Gomez
Piss the bed with no survivors
Lucas Lee
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Logan Parker
Getting beaten to death in a fit of rage when somebody gets soaked in his piss.
Caleb Butler
Jokes on you, Kevin, he's the number one Watersports Pornographer in the business
Jaxon Young
>Go easy on the Pepsi, the rubber sheets are packed.
I never understood this fucking line.
Anthony Miller
>They were traveling for Christmas.
>Little kid is known to piss the bed a lot.
>Mattress protector - made of rubber - is already packed in their luggage to take with them
>A mattress protector is used to protect a mattress from stains.
>Big family = tight finances
>Makes sense that they'd cover the mattress at the hotel so they could avoid fines.
Juan Jenkins
>Two scoops, sir?
>Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.
What did he mean by this?
Logan Rodriguez
2016 Home Alone reboot
>Kevin is now a black girl named Taquisha
>Black Buzz tells Taquisha that the muslim man salting the sidewalks is a terrorist
>Taquisha gets teased in engineering class for being a girl by her sexist classmates
>Black Buzz eats her pizza, Taquisha pushes him, she gets blamed,
>Family leaves without Taquisha, calls airline people and cops but they wont do anything cuz they're racist
>Marv and Harry are two racist Trump supporters named the "Trump bandits" bc they leave "Make America Great Again" as their calling card in all the homes they rob. It is highlighted that they only rob from wealthy POC
>Taquisha goes grocery shopping but is aggressively questioned by a racist white cashier who supports Trump
>Lebron James cardboard cutout instead of Jordan.
>Taquisha goes to a mosque for comfort, meets the muslim man who's really a nice guy who's estranged from his daughter because she married a kafir.
>Taquisha goes to her house and starts planning all the traps, the movie highlights the fact that she's a black girl who's really good in engineering flashback to the engineering class scene
>Marv and Harry invade the house, taunting Taquisha with racist slurs and talking about how great Trump is and then getting BTFO by her traps.
>Marv and Harry finally catch Taquisha and say they're going to go "George Zimmerman on her nigger ass" when muslim man appears and knocks them both out with a snow shovel.
>comforting Home Alone theme
>Muslim man makes up with his daughter (only pretending so he can honor kill her), Taquisha is smiling then Black Buzz yells "Taquisha! What did you do to my room!!??"
Robert Wilson
I like your thinking....this is....no its impossible! It would be too dangerous to create a CIA- Fuller meme....BUT WE MUST TRY!!!!
Im sorry world.....
IM FULLER, im in control of my bladder.
You dont get to bring friends on the bed! Why would a child piss on a bed after shooting down a can?
PEPSI?
Eli Lopez
Dr.Pepper...im FULLER.
Levi Bailey
Adrian Garcia
holy autism batman.
go back being triggered on redd it you fucking faggot, there are no upvoted here
Julian Edwards
cringe
Benjamin Long
...
Nolan Gutierrez
>youtube humor
Caleb Gray
Were the McAllisters matriarchal jewish?
Chase Sanders
faggot redditor
Aaron Hernandez
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT ~uguu
Grayson Howard
What the fuck was his problem?
Joshua Richardson
...
Isaac Barnes
>adulthood is realizing Kevin is the villain of both Home Alone movies
Jacob Gonzalez
Well his nephew was recording him in the shower
Logan Long
that full mccallister house seems comfy. kevin should have chilled out
Hudson Phillips
Greasy rotten lowlife butthurt thief detected.
I'm gonna booby trap my house to give thieves like you a hard time.
Aaron White
Why was Big Pete staying with the Mcallisters?
Juan Adams
...
Jack Long
>eats entire pizza
What was his end game?
Matthew Clark
lol everything he did is justified
Austin Perez
>Shameless, blatant pepsi commercial right in the middle of the movie
>Not even subtle
Man, the 90's sucked.
Jordan Flores
FUND IT
Tyler Edwards
To be a big guy.
Josiah Jackson
That man was... Rich Piana
David Price
someone print this out and mail it to Paul Feig
Andrew Martin
>Big family = tight finances
The McAllister's are loaded bruh, they live in Winnetka.
chicagotribune.com
Lincoln Russell
>Marv
does he turn up into a skeleton?
Zachary Bailey
Yes
Anthony Russell
autism
Kayden Clark
accomplished
Kayden Ramirez
...
Liam Miller
why doesnt anyone tell him that he looks like an idiot