/heem/: jeremy kimball edition

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News:

>Chiesa formally appeals loss
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-appeals-ufc-fight-night-112-loss-mario-yamasaki-failure

>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered by Khabib after upcoming loss to Floyd Mayweather
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-wants-khabib-nurmagomedov-in-russia-after-floyd-mayweather

>Gohan Saki discusses his signing
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/gokhan-saki-discusses-ufc-signing-will-bring-art-of-kickboxing-to-the-octagon

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twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/880488328575033345
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*GADOOOSH*

Thanks OP, you know just how great these threads make me feel!

Good thread. Thanks for some effort and waiting until the bump limit. Who is your favorite female fighter?

Dustin, Jorge, Hector, Means, Ferguson, Kevin Lee and Marc Diakese tbqh

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>new thread
>Not early
Wtf is going on

Brendan Schaub

absolutely based

For me, it's

So once Joanna mails rose, who will she break ronda's record against? It won't be Claudia (at least not if the UFC can help it) because she is already 0-2 against the queen. If Cynthia gets a couple ranked wins under her belt by then I could see it

and colby

SEE YUU SUN BOI

Colby, Held, RDA and Khabib also

what a QTTTTTTTTTTTT

for me its Karen

>Pancrase is still holding events

For me it's Heather

Tecia maybe. Gadelha is moving to Jackson/wink maybe they'll fix her cardio for jj/clawja 3

>Pancrase

time for my bi-monthly viewing of Bas' House of Heems playlist

youtube.com/watch?v=B-2GpP4VJ0Y&index=15&list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr

Heeminder that if you aren't a fan of Joanna it's because you are a beck beard virgin who can't admit that some women are just as skilled fighters as men

>jj/clawja 3

It's gonna happen if they keep feeding Claudia potential contenders

Honestly clawja probably won't get another shot unless she wins like 3 or 4 more fights against ranked women in a row. Remember how hard the UFC put off Ronda/Meisha 3? They took it away from meisha after specifically saying she would get the next shot when she won like 4 in a row.

UFC 217
Woodley/Thompson 3
JJ/Claudia 3
Cruz/Faber 4
Cain/JDS 4
Chiesa/Lee 2

how many teams Gadelha have changed so far?

She was with nova unio, then independent, now jacksonwink

Do you honestly think she won't? The strawweight division right now is
1. Jj
2. Claudia
POWER GAP
Everyone else
She'll be training at altitude which should help her cardio out

You bail on my girl already?

>>Chiesa formally appeals loss
>mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-appeals-ufc-fight-night-112-loss-mario-yamasaki-failure

When the NC hits, how quickly will Dana rebook the fight?

he won't. Chiesa was outer than a potato gone fry melt

wich program do you use to make this images?

Shit there are too many but I dont think her cardio is the problem.She had a great cardio in the 1st fight but she lost dat cardio in the 2nd.I think her problem is of wrestling.She had too many takedown attempts without success in the 1st fight when her cardio rate was high

I'd like to see to Claudia beat whats-her-face that Joanna just decisionated

There's bound to be a bad matchups for Claudia at SW she just never fucking gets any of them. Karolina for an instance lands on her ass in almost every fight
The chink would be a much worse matchup for Claudia for an instance, or cookie-trollface
And I fucking scream every time Rose gets an easy/favorable fight desu

leave me alone brexit.I kill for her

if you dont realise why Cub Swanson is a nightmare match up for Max you're a casual

Pay debts.

Is it because Max beat him senseless last time and he's developed an immunity to Hawaiians through osmosis?

I can't believe you

OYZO

>twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/880488328575033345
what do you think he means by this?

Be nice to her and show how much u love her everyday

Conor's coming out as gay.

who cares what Luke means by anything

>photoshops babies
>says stuff like this

We all know that Schaub has a problem with the gay community. It's a legitimate concern.

No he does not.

>replying an hour later
get your shit together bro

I'm last minute studying before my test. About to go leave to take it in a bit.

It's well documented that Schaub has a hatred of gay men and women. I'm sorry to break it to you that Schaub is a homophobe.

Whatever you choose to believe that's okay. I know you're lying but whatever.

You know that you want me to be lying, but you know that Schaub hates you and people like you. He'd be ashamed of himself if he knew you were a fan and he'd wonder what he'd done to deserve you in his life, however tangential you might be.

I'm not gay though and I've given Schaub plenty of money buying shirts and tickets. Schaub and I would be decent pals if he knew me beyond surface level. If he were ever in South Florida again I'm sure we'd hang out.

Schaub and Tiger are gunna get roasted while you're gone, don't let that affect your concentration ;^)

Oh it won't, that fantasy exists in your head not mine.

Imagine her face when he slides it in.

Tugger is gonna get much more if Tony comes by, if you know what I mean

I really hope you don't believe this.

Is Binja Turtlepenn a good fighter?

Does ananas belong on a pizza ?

lol Krakowiewicz

>pineapple banana pizza

This is a thing, right?

Did I just invent a thing?

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Literally nauseous just imagining it.

That surname doesn't work, it has the right parts but too many, like a soup with 4 onions

>This is the LW GOAT

Only bad loss on there is siver

16-11


JUST
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Ok im calling u Grabowski from now on

Objectively speaking, who is the greatest TUF finalist to heem Cro Cop and launch a successful podcast?

Ask Prediction Doggo anything MMA related

Whittaker or romero?

Lads why did Markos decide to dye her hair that God awful shade of red? She looked much better as a brunette

Whittaker

I want Markos to sit on my face

That's an odd way to spell Tate

*rapes tiger*

She'll be riding my dick while Markos rides my face

Good answer, you picked the right one for future offspring

you rang?

Agreed but you didn't answer the question

*attempts to intervene*

*restrains big brown*

Can someone explain this new meme of Ferguson raping Tiger?

H8rs are depraved. They are literally spending their summer imagining babies being raped. What a prank...

>meme

You didn't hear about Tony explaining how he got his nickname?

Ferguson just taking out the trash as usual

Nah' just hear about his John Wick fuckery. What I miss?

>Fight a cross dressing kickboxer
>Run away during the kickboxing round
>Immediately get kod in the mma round
Lol baka

>multiboying in the same division
horrendous

Having more than one boy is horrendous

>leave joanna to me

Ghosty gonna getcha

Well he said he raped Tiger and he let out a big brown

Tune in for more while watching The Rapist and The Kid

when is she back? she is a beast my man.

>So once Joanna mails rose
>mails rose

1-800-flowers?

no woman on the planet can beat me in a fight, they would all literally die, therefore no woman is skilled

What if they have a gun?

He's never going to retire is he?......

Fart is his heart.