How to make women's football draw in as many fans as men's football: make them play bare footed

How to make women's football draw in as many fans as men's football: make them play bare footed.

Would you watch it?

>make them play bare footed.
>Would you watch it?
no
i don't get the foots fetish shit,feet aren't erotic at all

allow teams to play three extra players on the field, but those three must play naked.

the fuck is wrong with you

they do nothing for me

That's the sign you are likely to have no mental illnesses.

The players of the team that loses have to suck the dick of random fans of the opposing team.

im into feet but football feet? shits gonna be so veiny and buniony pass.

make her take her cleets shoes off and i can touch her feet

Just do what based sepp said

>playing with a lighter ball
kek is this true

i had no idea

Swap the field for a large bed and make it a 3 a side pillow fight in their underwear. If you get knocked off the bed you return to the bed naked and covered in baby oil.

Multiball.

this, unironically, should become its own sport, if not a show sport of some kind.

god no, that's why it was such a big deal

instead of playing football make them have sex with me and i decide the winner

reminds me of this
>the city of female-allocated seats

You feetfags disgust me.

i think they're all gay, even if they haven't accepted it. they keep talking about licking/sucking feet. look at the big toe, its literally the most penis-shaped part of the woman. coincidence?

>mfw I don`t know who are the last women WC winners

no, but would watch if they dressed like sand voleyball players

Make them play in hotpants like in volleyball

what if we light the ball on fire and we make them play naked

you sexist pigs
every one of you is a virgin i'm sure
women's soccer is as valid a sport as men's soccer no matter what uniform

I'm 53, still a virgin and I hate myself. I've watched every US international womens soccer game since 1999.

that's an accomplishment.

why are beach volleyball players so masculine but indoor are amazon goddesses?

Fuck off, I'm not gay. You're gay.

it's just two of them, and they have to play in sand, so it's tough. guess muscles are more important, and easier to get with their regimen.

>I'm not gay
this is the "not accepted" part. my theory is that you're wired to be attracted to female, but also certain male features (or simply the penis) but not the rest, so you're sort of mostly-straight semi-gay.

>bare footed
You're into dirty feet? You disgusting scumbag.

they should all have a feminine penis

>give teams an identity
>gather lesbians
>give the most attractive ones free vodka and tickets
>give other alpha lesbians free vodka or tickets
>make players and managers talk shit on the media
>???
>profit

The first problem with women's sports is that women are the first who are not interested.

they do

>Make them play in hotpants like in volleyball

This plus bare feet and suddenly women's soccer becomes my favorite sports and I hate both women's sports and soccer. Those delicious soccer thighs would look amazing with bare feet and tight spandex shorts.

>tfw wasn't a footfag before but now the idea of pretty soccer girls and their soft bare feet has me rock hard

dear god what is going on

Nope.
Look, womens soccer ia never going to attract more people as neither will males u20s, u17s, etc. The reason? Quality. The same reason why nobody gives two shits about the bolivian premier league. They can still play it, for sure, but will never make the ammount of money male stars make simply over quality of players. Why do they think they should have more viewers or be paid more is beyond me. I would like to have millions of people watch me play, and make millions too. Why dont i? Because im not a top quality athlete.

Yup, it's true. Makes sense too since women generally are physically weaker.
On the other hand I am pretty sure that elite female players have stronger legs than your average Sunday-league male who do play with the heavier ball.
Would probably gather more attention, sure. But would also work against womens football being taken serious. That whole sex objects vs. athletes.

I'm already watching it. Got my WEURO ticket ready.

penis penis

>The first problem with women's sports is that women are the first who are not interested
This. There was a talk on an Australian show, where they were discussing the difference in pay, and all of the women going on about 'It's so unfair how the women get paid less than the men boohoo' admitted that they didn't watch the women, or could even name a player from the Australian team. Then the guy ended up blowing them the fuck out with facts.

Somehow the onus is apparently on men to make women's football popular enough for the players to deserve equal wages.

Like this?

Which game are you going to? I also have a ticket for one of the games.

No. Still boring as fuck.

But there are more goals in the male Uxx because they make more errors. I'd say male Uxx football is interesting to watch because of this. Dunno about women, they are way less fast and powerful

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>make them play bare footed.
what about us, the non-mentally ill?

make it so every game some lucky attendees in the stadium are selected to attend an hour long foot worship session immediately following the game

hell i'd buy season tickets

that could work!

once a team scores other team must take of boots, shirts, shorts

I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

what's wrong with feet?

Have the women's national team win and the men's national team lose. I honestly watch for that reason.

Just fyi krautfriend I already claimed her she's my waifu

Why is she so perfect bros?

Denmark vs Belgium in Doetinchem

Aww. I'm going to the game here at the Sparta stadium.

I thought about it but just started a new job and rather not ask a day off already. Also I support Denmark but I don't hate NL so supporting them against the Dutch is a bit too edgy

>perfect
>tits aren't at least huge 38K and sagging

i don't understand people that don't have my cow tit fesish

I'm really curious about the atmosphere at the game to be honest. I've never been to a women's game. I only go to the regular competition games here.
I probably shouldn't get my hopes up too much. It would be fun if there were lots of women in the stands too.

Only if they play in mud

It will probably be a lot of kids and girl football teams. At the Dutch matches it will be packed but I'm not expecting much from the Denmark matches. DBU website states 800 people from Denmark are making the trip tho, that sounds hopeful.

I'm sure it would totally work but of course it will never happen because of how degrading it is.

It wouldn't be a problem if it had some kind of traditional/cultural background (see tennis), though. Women want to look sexy but they always need some kind of excuse for it.

Just fyi donaldo she's into womyn

They'd get heavily calloused and even scarred probably. They'd be very dirty after a few minutes too probably. Not very nice

Also is beach soccer played barefoot?

this
also this
>The first problem with women's sports is that women are the first who are not interested.
and this. They always bitch around but never do the most effective way to boost its popularity: go to the stadium themselves.
this. The only audience they really appeal to are locals who don't have a high class male team and feminists who just bitch around but never attend any matches.
>Women want to look sexy but they always need some kind of excuse for it
this

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>elite female players have stronger legs than your average Sunday-league male who do play with the heavier ball
Is this why "elite female players" constantly get destroyed by teenage boys?

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>Is this why "elite female players" constantly get destroyed by teenage boys?

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Are there pictures of the prototype??????

the tight shorts is like the half the reason i'm watching Handball

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I want to lick a girl's feet