OFFICIAL BALTIMORE ORIOLES @ TORONTO BLUE JAYS GAMETHREAD

Retro Jays Shop edition

Ubaldo Jimenez vs J.A. Happ

>lineups

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>justin smoak is unironically our best player and going to be an all-star

what a world lads

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oh baby

>Ubaldo at Rogers Centrere for first time since October

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I hope he isnt still mad about that :^/

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Eh you dont need to worry, we saw Cleveland last week.

>Ubaldo perfecto thru 1

ITS HAPPENING

Here we go boyos

happ pls

>muhchewdough

people actually like this "player"?

>Jays gonna get 0 hits 0 walks against a 7 ERA pitcher
>A 7 ERA pitcher is going to get a perfect complete game shutout

thank you based gogo

is it just me or does his swing look a lot like jose reyes's?

We know this feel all too well.
Welcome to the basement blues

>Ubaldo scoreless through 3

wew pretty fast game

rather the Jays get BTFO in a quick game than in a long drawn out one

It took this long for UBBBBBBBBaldo to walk a batter.

Even the Jays.

>risp

this is a good meme

Imagine in 20 years explaining Ubaldo Jimenez to someone who never saw him

SUPERJEW

Would one have to explain the Rockies in the same conversation?

Ubaldo was very good in Cleveland

12 beers, maybe 15

We talking real beers or you pussy Molsons?

Best bait I've seen in a while, 7/10

>jewbaldo inmenjiz

Im sorry, i only drink elder god tier beer, not your Northern swill

Did it come with a free fidget spinner?

Idk what a free fidget spinner is, is that a Canadian thing like bagged milk and calling industrial sludge like crown royal "whiskey"

Pillar is obviously concussed

Did Ubaldo just go 8 innings of shut out ball?

real Canadians are never seen without a rum & coke in hand

Rum and cokes are for liberal arts freshmen, your real man's man drinks John Daly's

>Donaldson crying like a bitch about that strike

What a faggot

>3 shutout series

WIN COLUMN

gg Jays, not a bad series. Keep the light on please, we'll probably be back under .500 soon.

Can't wait to be 3.5 games in first come September