Where's my gf

>tfw no gf

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>Where's my gf

I had sex last night ITT u mad

How'd you have sex I a thread that didn't even exist yet?

>I had sex last night in this thread

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Mods hate us and want us to die

Yes, I want a mommy gf to have sex with

>tfw haven't been able to get hard enough to have sex in 2 years
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Nothing worse then having a girl all wet litteraly begging for your dick and you can't get hard enough to give It to her. Cost me 3 relationships and just stoped even trying to get with girls at this point. I wish I was dead already lads

Explain why 86% of Sup Forums dissaprove of janitors or your future gf will die in her sleep before you meet her.

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Have you tried nofap?

I'm on SSRI's and do nofap and can still get hard

Should I date a fat girl Sup Forums?

Just take viagra once and your woes will be cured.

You can easily buy online drom India for cheap.

They give good head desu, is she cute and nice??

>You can easily buy online drom India for cheap.
link?

No, fat "people" are not people.

It's only good head until she has trouble breathing, no oxygen goes to her brain and she thinks your penis is a hot pockets. Happened to me tbqh

those statements are mostly fair, before the election we were easily the worst non-Sup Forums forum

She has a really cute face but she needs to lose like 15-20lbs

>actual worst job in the world

I did successfully for like 3 months didn't really tell a difference but didn't really have a chance at sex then either been telling myslef to give it another go so may start july 1
I've done searches a few times but hard to really trust anything I've found

Just hopping years of frequent masturbating porn and death grip fucked me up for life

>woman
>losing 15-20lbs
It's only going to happen is you are her sweet prince and you found a way to mentally abuse her into losing that weight, but she'll likely end up with a little flabby belly and she could aswell go look for somebody else.

Whoops backspaced the 2

Fuck her as much as possible, if you date her, might help her lose weight

I'd try nofap again, I hope it helps you this time

Have the hotpockets given up?

Source

I'd rather have that than taking forever to cum

No you don't

Then not being able to get hard at all?
Shits the worst. 3 girl friends and ~5 hook ups or so in the last 2 years ans everytime having a girl there all wet naked and begging for my cock and i just sitting there trying jerk it hard as i can to be able to atleast hard enough to force myself in and failing. Then have to be like ohh i-im a little tired or stressed out. The usually within a week or two the relationship break off and never hear from the hook ups again.

Fucking sucks how was I supposed to know when I was in jr high and highshcool that if I was jerking off with death grip watching porn 6 times a day of have ed by 22

>Fucking sucks how was I supposed to know when I was in jr high and highshcool that if I was jerking off with death grip watching porn 6 times a day of have ed by 22

You're probably right but damn man I was fucking this 17 year old hottie and I couldn't bust even though she let me do whatever I wanted to her. She would beg for me to cum in her and even after four hours I still couldn't bust. It's always been this way no matter what. I've never cum from sex. Shit at least if my dick didn't work I'd have an excuse

damn man i feel so bad for you, must suck going to high schools to pick up 17 year old whores with daddy issues because you cant get a girl your own age

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>You Never ever gonna have a qt petite gf who loves you and like the time she spends with you

I feel so angry watching this webm

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>tfw want to go out this weekend
>none of the 5 girls I'm talking to can go
>headache
>this chileANO faggot comes here and post this

Jannies boo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kek

This kind of idealized romance only exists in fiction, real life relationships are a pain in the ass.

no lie i hate asians

why are you quoting me
retard

macaco

why

They are either stuck up, or incredibly dull.
it is very rare to meet a interesting asian

t. basement monkey without friends posting on a anonymous sports anime image board
kek

KEK

K E K

but i agree kek

used to have yellow fever pretty bad then spent 6 months in hawaii in the military now hate them too. I feel like they all have the same wierd taste when kissing them lol

>having a girl there all wet naked and begging for my cock
Why do you type like that. Shit is cringe to read

maybe because youre not white hue bro. Im hispanic an asian girls dont like me too. In highschool their was this chink girl who would look at me but give me weird looks. I wanted to punch her fucking face!!

quick story
>was trying to fuck some chink girl
>hangout with her alot because i guess i was the only BETA she was talking too
>tried fucking her but would always say no
>ask her if i can eat her butthole instead
>she says yes
>all summer all i got to do was eat her ass
>eat her ass one time when she was coming home from the gym
>a week later cuts contact with me
>try calling her, texts, no respond
>i literaly worried about the bitch
>later she calls me and tells me she has a bf
>creep on her facebook 2 months later
>its some white guy with blond hair and blue eyes

i tell you this chink women really crave white dick

nice full lad

You would think since americans love socialism in sports so much that you would be entered in a draft when you are ugly and no gf and intentionally get more ugly and undesirable so that you can attain a more attractive gf for being the biggest loser

just download tinder you sad cunts

>maybe because youre not white hue bro. Im hispanic an asian girls dont like me too. In highschool their was this chink girl who would look at me but give me weird looks. I wanted to punch her fucking face!!

i think this is the most retarded thing i read on a "tfw no gf" thread, speak volumes about american posters

wth are you so angry my dude. relax

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Is an gf an sport?

Has this already been posted I don't feel like reading these shitposts

he's had an attitude all day with american posters

look everyone, autism patrol is here!

what would we do without out, autism senpai? thank you for always keeping spee safe from not sports discussion and full of generals

Fuck you, Varg. I'll watch all the porn I want.

>thought I wanted a gf
>got /fit/
>turns out I just wanted validation from females in the form of sexual activity

nah mate it was fucking retarded.
like hispanic is not a fucking race, and there is no racial stigma in brazil, no one goes around weird looking black people, there is xenophoby, not racism.

and me hating asians have nothing to do with them being asians, is just that most of them are raised in the same way, specially in the university circle.It is like saying i don't like bolivians, because they are usually rhe same, they are shut in manlets, i am pretty sure not every bolivian is like that, but bolivians in São Paulo are raised like that, and so they are similar.

and even more retarded is he saying a chink would hate someone IN BRAZIL because he is not white, like, 60 % of the population are not white, including the chink.

and because every american thinks they know everything about the whole world, you can't post on a single thread without some american showing up with their uneducated retarded opinion, talking about MLS or whatever. i don't go on /nba/ to post my retarded opinion

This, god forbid something besides generals gets posted

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please learn english

you never wanted a gf in the first place

>womeme
You guys will figure out its not worth the trouble someday

>tfw i lift so an ex can notice me

yeah go for it, but don't give up on the first days.Tinder is not a consistent thing.

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>download tinder
>immediately see girls i went to high school with
>wtf
>remember i was(am) a creepy loser
>delete tinder

>tfw to intelligent for sex

Does anyone else go to backpage to check out t-girl escorts

>tfw stopped lifting regularly a year ago
Wish I never quit I was in a good routine then went on summer vacay a few weeks and just couldn't into it anymore really regret quiting always say I'm gonna start up again but it never lasts

yeah I realize that now but two years ago it was so different for me

kek @ canadians

I've hooked up with at least 20 ts/cds from Craigslist mostly but a few from tinder. I fucking hate myself. AMA

What if I want a gf and not just sex?

didnt read lol

>why yes instead resuming practice and stop procrastinating I will just complain about it on an anime image board
KEK

I would do this but I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself

if you don't know anyone just download tinder and meet someone, talk a lot.

yeah it is harder but is actually possible

Do you lift?

female looking? or manly? whats cds?

I wouldn't do it then if I were you

I wouldn't. I hate myself for it so much but just to weak willed once I get horny especially since I moved into a big city a year ago and there always someone. Some have been super hot most okay/decent and like 3 times I just 360 spin and left kek but no matter how hot and enjoyable it is at the tome after I get off I hate myself

I do practice exercises, yes, regularly for over a year

but I stopped it on May, circumstances such like yours. Resumed this month

Are you able to look yourself in the mirror afterwards? I can't even do that right after fapping to traps.

You're basically tainted, no matter what happens in life, if you marry a pretty girl and have a kid or whatever you're going to be hiding the fact that you fucking a tranny

Not that guy

You're all losers.

Fuck off dude

y-you t-too

Wow so you're actually addicted to lads in skirts

hows it feel to fuck a tranny? did you fuck the ones that look lady like? are tranny always looking for dick?

Great start.

Some have been really hot most are passable the times Ice showed up and there not i just say no thanks and leave kek
cd is crossdresser so normie word for trap
Just after I get off otherwise geberally not on my mind
And chances are she fucked tons of Chads and niggers that I probably won't know about either

I'm a 24y/o KHV. Would it be a good idea to put that in my bio so only girls that would be ok with that add me and avoid disappontments from both sides?

>I had a gf
>we were in love
>I left her and move away
>never felt that much love again
wew lads, after almost 10 years I still remember her to this day

>It's only good head until she has trouble breathing, no oxygen goes to her brain and she thinks your penis is a hot pockets. Happened to me tbqh
I'm starting to think Brazilians might actually be monkeys.