Mikkelsen crying blood

>Mikkelsen crying blood

Why can't jokima make anything original?

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Because he's a hack who played the victim card well.

By falling for the Mads Mikkelsen meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. The Hunt/ Pusher are a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Mads Mikkelsen is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy, Pratt, Isaac. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.

Mikkelsen is lying to you with his very existence.

Desu, he was one of the few more popular actors i used to respect. Well, atleast he still is in some decent indie movies.

Because movie studios are different.

AAA titles don't face much competition but in the movie business you either market the shit out of your movie in the most obvious way possible or you flunk.

Becuase you can costruct video game trailer as you want. So you can make some mistererious bullshit on 2 minutes. With film you only use footage that you already have

like Suicide Squad


oh wait

I would love to know who drew that image, it's great.

I love how Kojima has shown 2 traliers totaling like 7 minutes, and not one second of it was gameplay.

>gameplay
this is a meme
if you want to 'play' go load up pong on your atari and leave us real gamers to our hobby

Oh look, another pretentious copypasta that will be forgotten in a few months. Whoever wrote this was either trolling or was too retarded to realize that every fucking actor is a sellout whore who ends up pandering to certain demographics.

>comedy movie
>all the good jokes are in the trailer

oh look, a complete and utter fucking newshit that started posting on Sup Forums sometime after the new star wars movie released
watch as he now tries to do damage control

Cool music

Kojima threw in literally every pretentious film school student techniques in that trailer.

Because Kojima didn't go to film school, he watched flicks.

when did the mc commit suicide after downing a bottle of vodka?
oh that's right! he didn't and you're full of shit

He's basically a way better version of Tarantino

It was visually intriguing but I have no idea what the game is about based on viewing it

Name 3

Skeleton soldiers
crying blood
Man with baby in war.

shiny skeleton soldiers and monsters running through sewers

Those aren't film techniques

They aren't even tropes or cliches

I meant cliches, not techniques and those are cliches.

But they do

The problem is that you have flavor of the month meme imdb taste and not actual cinematic intelligence taste

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Oh wow, tacticool outfits, battlefield setting, and a kinda-famous actor playing a bad guy, this is totally not Kawadooteh:Pretentious Edition

>implying I'm gonna trust the chingchong after MGS5

Name three films with skeleton soldiers, crying blood, or man with baby in war

Jeremy Irons uniroincally did nothing wrong

allow me to cut in on this discussion to talk about how cool skeletons are as an adjective

Mads is beautiful

>Becuase you can costruct video game trailer as you want.
MGSV trailers are the KINOEST trailers ever, they were even better than 90% of movies of this year, but the gae was really subpar, worse than all previous MGS games, except the SNES ones.

That's not entirely true though. It used to be more common (not saying it was SUPER common or anything but it happened more often) for movies to have trailers that didn't include footage from the film. Also these days animated films will still sometimes do that if they don't have enough animated yet to put any choice shots so they'll shot a little live action thing.

Are they still just rolling a pre-rendered clip?
I know the first trailer was all CGI even though these fuckers had the gall to claim that it was 'renderd in real time'

What do you think of the films in my image? They were all released recently.

What's that? You haven't seen any of them? Well isn't that a shocker. Now settle down and try to refrain from thinking anybody on this board gives a slightest fuck of what a plebeian like you thinks of an artistic medium.

>as interesting as this
Nothing interesting about that trailer besides Mikkelsen and the OST.

we're getting gameplay tomorrow apparently

>Thinking video games are art
I pity you manchild.

>Del Taco turns around
>nobody recognizes his bloated irrelevant mug
>one random clap from the audience, probably from Kojima

>says nothing is interesting
>names things he found interesting

what's stopping directors from making a mysterious trailer from footage that isn't in the final film?

They actually have to sell the movie
By and large nobody cares about vidya trailers, they're glorified announcements/reminder, so they get more artistic freedom

fucking hollywood, don't their faces get shown enough in tv and movies. am I gonna have to see emilia clarke's fat face in the next elder scrolls

this is the 2nd Death Stranding teaser. it's not even a full trailer yet.

movies can have artistic and minimalistic trailers if they choose to. heck, it's even better that way since you won't get spoiled before going in to watch

His style is nothing like Tarantino
He's more a shitty version of Robert Altman. And I doubt he ever watched a movie from him.

Elder scrolls games actually have a tradition of hiring some big name meme actor to do the opening. Then never appear in the rest of the game ever again because Bethesda would hate to spend money on the actual game when they could put it towards marketing.

>said anonymous on Sup Forums
KYS

trailer was pretty boring desu

What are you doing on a /film/ board if you haven't seen at least 6 of those?

>/film/
There's your problem senpai

Man, you aren't even trying. Just more mindless vitriol that doesn't have any logic or reason.

kojimakino

>filmakers themselves admitted that vidya is naturally superior form of art now
Sup Forums BTFO

Name two(2) good Guillermo Del Toro movies

actually /lit/ reject from Sup Forums, del toro is widely regarded as a moviemaker while the other two ameigos are considered filmmakers

Pan's Labirinth, Blade 2.

>Del Toro
>literally made one good film in his entire career

at least guillermo is a fan of kaili blues

Do you fucking job, mods

Wrong.

>Pan's Labyrinth
>both Hellboys
>Pacific Fucking Rim
That's at least four, user.

both of these trailers sucks though.

>tfw Refn will become the same kind of laughingstock because of cuckjima's collaborations soon enough

>They literally show the entire plot nowadays.
This. I always tried to arrive at the cinema on time to not miss any single trailer. Recently, I've started to arrive late on purpose, so that I don't see the synopsis of ten different unreleased movies in less than a half of an hour.

>Pacific Fucking Rim

Don't let the door hit you

At least the harry potter one is funny

>>Pacific Fucking Rim
>and then he said i'm a bit of a film buff

>hating on pacific rim
>hating fun

>Implying Pacific Rim wasn't the greatest blockbuster of this decade.

Kojima hasn't made a good game since 2004 and everybody expects this to be good because his name is attached to it?

Lol.

>Kojima didn't get to defile Silent Hill with his 'artistry'

Where were you when DelTaco stole Thom Yorke's clone?

Pacific Rim was enjoyable. I left the theater feeling like I probably spent my time better than I would have if I'd stayed at home.

>plays videogames
>thinks del taco is a quote unquote "good director"
>says buzzwords like fun
bahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

You faggots will stop shilling BASED MADS in a few months?

>same tracking shot as MGSV trailer, or the first DS trailer
>basically the same aesthetic as MGSV, plus some babbys
>same spoopy red devil face as MGSV trailer
>same random slow-mo moments with whoooosh sound as MGSV trailers
This faggot is running on fumes

It was pure robotkino

Pacific Rim was dogshit.

Pan's Labyrinth was good,

Hellboy I have no idea.

You basically listed maybe 2 movies that he's directed yet almost all the others are shit, Like Blade 2, Crimson Peak, and Mimic.

>and then he said i'm a bit of a film buff
Nobody here says that though. It's ok I know you're just fishing for replies.

so is this going to be more or less of a convoluted mess than metal gear solid?

Del Toro made Cronos, The Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth and Crimson Peak, which are all comfy supernatural kinos.

You can go suck a fuck.

>MGS V - Skull Unit led by a mysterious man
>DS - Skull Unit led by a mysterious man

Fucking hack.

Have you seen the latest teasers? It looks like it's trying to be far more cryptic than MGS. I would expect it to be far more convoluted.

>MGS V - Skull Unit led by a mysterious man
>DS - Skull Unit led by a mysterious Mads

>Fucking genius
ftfy

actors and the director of a movie can come together and make a promo for the movie without actual footage from the movie itself you fucking retard. This requires actual passion for your jobs and ambition though so I guess that happens rarely.

>comfy
>kino
Holy shit this just keeps getting funnier and funnier. I'm gonna fucking burst if he says "entertainment" next

>MGSV - Skull Unit led by a mysterious madman
>DS - Skull Unit led by a mysterious Madsman

I'm still butthurt over losing Silent Hills.

>le spoopy ghost mansion
>Silent Hill
Thanks God this generic fps shit was canceled.

del Taco wishes he looked as tidy and dapper as that

That's because you don't read books and they know it.

It's just ideas reworked into his stories for flavor and "depth" there's no intellectual merit other than the embarassing hamfistedness of it if you were just a literate person and not a weeb.

It's not like any of these ideas are actually his or haven't been explored and explained far, far better already.

It still is completely recycled shit peddled to the masses, but at least it presents itself as intelligent. Unless you mean to say that MGS is political or something, cause I mean it's a video game, it's just a goddamn product.

And the writing level is still embarrassing japanese anime fiction.

Based Mads.

No shit Sherlock.
>he said that while being on Sup Forums board
Kekidikek.

the demo was fucking amazing though, and in the end who gets out of the house, which would have been the start of the main game

By this logic Episode 2 is a good movie because it had some nice shots.

>implying the ''hamfistedness'' isn't intentional

Kojima is a genius and it's hilarious seeing all these plebs not get his art

Thats the second time you've posted that
Why are you here everyday if you're not willing to advance your cinematic intelligence?

Mind you that you do not need to explain why you're not on /lit/ as we all know what happens when try this there and don't have "back up" ;^)

So what? Being in there on purpose doesn't mean it isn't bad.

>Kojima is a genius

AHAHAHAHA

>Thats the second time you've posted that
Where's your proofs? Not him btw.

I don't shill Mads. I've only seen him in Casino Royale and Valhalla Rising and I don't love either of those films.