Prostitute's

>prostitute's

is this /mexican beisbol/?

pusy

>tfw when I disgust the hooker

That can't be, you're in charge there.

went to a brasilian one yesterday, came in like 10 seconds.

refuse to blow me until I washed my dick, after I just had a shower bitbaporently it still smelled (it didn't)

>The stripper sits on your lap but then leaves when she feels you're shaking and stuttering

I see a lot of Mexican autism posts lately but I thought Mexicans were alpha

>small dick manlets
>alpha
pick one

I'm Americanized, live on the border, rock music made me like this

>escorts

>be high on coke and drunk as a fish
>call an escort I found online to come over
>we fuck for an hour and do some blow
>time to pay her + tip
>tell her to get lost, her payment was some coke lines
>snort the rest of my coke because I know she'll call the cops that I have it
>cops come over and I explain to them I've just been drinking all night
>get free sex from an 8/10

not worried about her pimp killing you?

I want to say bull shit but these bitches are pretty dumb

Her pimp would beat the money out of you if this happened

There is no border, just a slow gradient from Monterrey to Dallas

>I'm Americanized,
aka cuck

>escort
>pimp
Note how these posts are only coming from foreigners.

Yeah I mean escorts are pretty much prostitutes

escorts surely must have some sort of handler or governing body or else they would never get paid

Negative. Seeking Arrangement for instance empowered whores to go independent

>mexican prostitutes

t. cuck then

No lads. You're conflating hoes with escorts. "Escort" connotes a girl who operates independently under the thin guise that she isn't a prostitute, or at the very least under a legal, regulated firm

faggot get out

>implying everything you do on a daily basis isn't akin of something on america

even the way you eastern european niggers thirst over crappy german shitboxes is drawn from america

akin of something from america*

>czech prostitutes

cucksayswhat?

touched the soft spot didn't I? think of that the next time you cream yourself over an x6 you stupid cuck

>le brilliant tricky ruseman meme
no you didn't, cuck.

>this triggered because I called out his cuck habits

do Sup Forums mods still ban for the stupidest shit?

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Yes. Specially for any sex related topic for the obvious reasons.

>triggered
>touched the soft spot
m8 I don't give a shit about german cars or german anything but keep projecting your socio-economic memes like a tryhard. what else did Joe Rogan say this week?

if you post chicks with dicks he just deletes it

if you post a girl (even a dressed one) you get a ban

I'm just saying it was ironic to call the mexican a cuck when you live in eastern europe aka america's forward operation base

>aka america's forward operation base

>legit neither us nor poland could have a decent infrastructure until america needed to transport military
>bunch of them squatting all over the place placing shields n sheet
>not absolute fact that we're just a ''''''''''self'''''''''' governing 5xth state

...

w-where can i find an 8+ escort?
and how much for sex?
>tfw have gf and can get grills on the side but always curious about how much better a pro does it
asking for a m8

also serbia is legit supposed to be an anti US country with ties to moscow and they're letting them transport troops on their territory and are gonna join the infrastructure project

just stop

*bans you*

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

why

>match with qt on badoo
>convo going well
>eventually she confesses she is a prostitute but plans to stop soon (she was like 28 so time was running down anyways)
>says she doesnt really have many friends and would like to text and hang out from time to time
>go with it hoping for maybe a Fwb thing with a girl who gets paid to fuck
>had previously a few years early gave my number to some fake porno site and got everyone on family plan spamed with porn shit
>at&t fucking snitches and gives them tge site and number so get good awkward talking too
>fast forward back to texting prozie
>mom sees different area code on phone bill and decides to Google search it cuz spam thing
>sees all prozies ads
>freaks out on me
>w-we were just gonna be friends >mom goes off saying shes a prosititue she's just using you your gonna get caught up in drugs and trafficking and end up in prison >have to text prozie and say I can't text anymore
>she ask why mutiple timw so finally tell her truth
>she freaks out feels bad gets scared and offended then don't hear from her again
Fuck that shit was the worst. Took me like 2 years before I stoped feeling awkward around my parents

B-but the woll.

your mom is great :) she really cares about you

Fucking maximum sheltering and privacy invading. I hadent even lived at home for over 2 years when thus happend if I want to befriend some prosititue I'm a grown man and should have the right to privately do so. She just watches to much news and tv dramas