Arnold rips a guy's heart out

>arnold rips a guy's heart out
>"don't be so heartless"

>arnold tears a guy's head off
>"don't lose your head"

>arnold kills a soup chef
>"I'll see you ladle"

>arnold kills a teacher
>"school's out"

>arnold kills a hockey player
>"it was ice to meet you"

>arnold forces a guy to choke on a pear
>"a-pear-antly, you're dead"

>arnold kills a navy seal
>"looks like his fate was sealed"

>arnold kills a track star
>"he had to run"

>arnold blows up a rice paddy
>"they just weren't very rice"

>arnold kills a conductor
>"he won't be Bach"

He is a republican insider so he got his panties in a twist over Trump. Or at least he was told to.

Lol.

>arnold
>republican

even by california standards he was center left even if he ran as a republican

>arnold kills a guy in China
>"I'm the beast from the east"

>arnold kills a guy in Nevada
>"I'm the best in the west"

>immediately attempt to derail a fun thread with political shitflinging
kill yourself

*rips out your own throat and feeds it to you*
i guess the truth is hard to swallow

>call the Doctor
>looks like you've got missile poisoning

fuck you Mobile Strike. You and you stupid fuckign commercial has nearly ruined muh arnie.

No im just mocking Ahhnold. He also knocked up his cleaning lady. He seems like a shitty person.

>arnold kills Tojo
>"I nipped him in the bud"

>back off ill take you on starts playing

>arnold uppercuts a clown
>there's your punchline

>soup chef

>stick around

wouldn't he just say 'semper fi' upon killing the seal? "looks like his fate was sealed' sounds much more like a david caruso csi miami line.

*steps out of the shadows*
Heh ... not bad, kid.

>arnold asks a guy to put the cookie down over the phone
>put the cookie down now

The guy is a bigger man than 3 regular people combined.
If he wants to fuck his ugly ass maid he does it. Alpha as fuark

>arnold kills a marine
>"semper goodbye"

>Arnold kills a guy holding an inflatable beach ball
>"Looks like it was time ... for him to blow up"

You are a shitty person. People like you are seriously the worst. I'm not even a huge fan, but this guy obviously had an amazing life, you don't get to pick one or two petty little flaws and act like that brings him down to your level. Not even fucking close

He's a "shitty person" because he slept with the woman that cleans his house, fuck off

>arnold freezes a guy solid with liquid nitrogen before shattering him to pieces

>cool off

>arnold murders his boss over a minor disagreement
>you're fired

>Arnold kills a guy with a clock
>"he's late"

>arnold forces himself on some drunk sloot after getting her all liquored up
>I'M CUMMING

>arnold punches a standup comic to death
>sorry I beat you to the punch

>Arnold uses a fire hose to blast a guy's skin off
>"easy come, easy hose."

The cleaning lady was the only one that gave Arnold an actual son.

>arnold eats an enormous meal, enough for 3 people
>i'm full

>arnold clotheslines a toddler running past him
>you need to walk before you can run

...

>Arnold kills a guy by ramming a meat sausage down his throat.
"It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times."

Arnie went to college in my town. My mom says she gave him a beej once. I can honestly say Im not disappointed.

I mentioned this in another thread like this the other day, but I went to sleep immediately after and don't know if anyone replied.
My last name is Bennett, and after my old boss found that out he'd keep saying "Let off some steam, Bennett" in a Schwarzenegger voice basically every time I did anything. Hated that guy.

I want to be your mom

Let off some steam Bennett

That's fucking funny as shit

If he abandoned the kid I would agree, but he made sure he was provided for, and took an interest in his life.

Let off some steam, Bennett

>arnold rips off michael ironside's arms on the elevator
>see you at the party richter

Let off some steam, Bennett

Fuck you all.

El oh el
Cringe memories of everyone on the school bus screaming that until the fat lady stopped the bus and threatened to make us walk home

>Arnold reads your shitpost
>"Let off some steam, Bennett"

L
O
S
S
B

Let me tell you a story all about how

>arnold kills a conductor
>"he won't be Bach"
lol'd
stopped reading there

but that's the end of the post

Am I remembering this wrong because I explicitly remember Arnold calling for a removal of illegal immigrants and strengthening the border and Carlos Mencia stealing someone else's joke about it

...

or

>pull yourself together / dont go to pieces

Half of these were literally done on Conan (pic related) or The Simpsons with McBain.

>arnold kills his taxi driver
>"keep the change"

Arnold is the master of quips.

>It's okay when Arnie does it!

One liners/puns =!= quips

Thanks for the laugh