>arnold rips a guy's heart out >"don't be so heartless"
>arnold tears a guy's head off >"don't lose your head"
>arnold kills a soup chef >"I'll see you ladle"
>arnold kills a teacher >"school's out"
>arnold kills a hockey player >"it was ice to meet you"
>arnold forces a guy to choke on a pear >"a-pear-antly, you're dead"
>arnold kills a navy seal >"looks like his fate was sealed"
>arnold kills a track star >"he had to run"
>arnold blows up a rice paddy >"they just weren't very rice"
>arnold kills a conductor >"he won't be Bach"
Jackson Roberts
He is a republican insider so he got his panties in a twist over Trump. Or at least he was told to.
Lol.
Kayden Jones
>arnold >republican
even by california standards he was center left even if he ran as a republican
Robert Baker
>arnold kills a guy in China >"I'm the beast from the east"
>arnold kills a guy in Nevada >"I'm the best in the west"
Asher Miller
>immediately attempt to derail a fun thread with political shitflinging kill yourself
Logan Taylor
*rips out your own throat and feeds it to you* i guess the truth is hard to swallow
Oliver Parker
>call the Doctor >looks like you've got missile poisoning
fuck you Mobile Strike. You and you stupid fuckign commercial has nearly ruined muh arnie.
Aaron Thomas
No im just mocking Ahhnold. He also knocked up his cleaning lady. He seems like a shitty person.
Aiden Ross
>arnold kills Tojo >"I nipped him in the bud"
Cooper Brooks
>back off ill take you on starts playing
Jason Jackson
>arnold uppercuts a clown >there's your punchline
Liam Ross
>soup chef
Cameron Rogers
>stick around
Nathan Cook
wouldn't he just say 'semper fi' upon killing the seal? "looks like his fate was sealed' sounds much more like a david caruso csi miami line.
Grayson Collins
*steps out of the shadows* Heh ... not bad, kid.
Julian Morris
>arnold asks a guy to put the cookie down over the phone >put the cookie down now
Grayson Wood
The guy is a bigger man than 3 regular people combined. If he wants to fuck his ugly ass maid he does it. Alpha as fuark
Gavin Torres
>arnold kills a marine >"semper goodbye"
Evan Smith
>Arnold kills a guy holding an inflatable beach ball >"Looks like it was time ... for him to blow up"
Elijah Bell
You are a shitty person. People like you are seriously the worst. I'm not even a huge fan, but this guy obviously had an amazing life, you don't get to pick one or two petty little flaws and act like that brings him down to your level. Not even fucking close
He's a "shitty person" because he slept with the woman that cleans his house, fuck off
Michael Price
>arnold freezes a guy solid with liquid nitrogen before shattering him to pieces
>cool off
Henry Evans
>arnold murders his boss over a minor disagreement >you're fired
Luis Moore
>Arnold kills a guy with a clock >"he's late"
Aaron Butler
>arnold forces himself on some drunk sloot after getting her all liquored up >I'M CUMMING
Luke Sanchez
>arnold punches a standup comic to death >sorry I beat you to the punch
Oliver Flores
>Arnold uses a fire hose to blast a guy's skin off >"easy come, easy hose."
Hudson Wilson
The cleaning lady was the only one that gave Arnold an actual son.
Noah Price
>arnold eats an enormous meal, enough for 3 people >i'm full
Isaac Baker
>arnold clotheslines a toddler running past him >you need to walk before you can run
Lincoln Martinez
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Jason Brown
>Arnold kills a guy by ramming a meat sausage down his throat. "It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times."
Blake Watson
Arnie went to college in my town. My mom says she gave him a beej once. I can honestly say Im not disappointed.
Zachary Torres
I mentioned this in another thread like this the other day, but I went to sleep immediately after and don't know if anyone replied. My last name is Bennett, and after my old boss found that out he'd keep saying "Let off some steam, Bennett" in a Schwarzenegger voice basically every time I did anything. Hated that guy.
Gabriel Jackson
I want to be your mom
Josiah Ward
Let off some steam Bennett
James James
That's fucking funny as shit
Aiden Williams
If he abandoned the kid I would agree, but he made sure he was provided for, and took an interest in his life.
Gabriel Watson
Let off some steam, Bennett
Levi Cooper
>arnold rips off michael ironside's arms on the elevator >see you at the party richter
Isaiah Richardson
Let off some steam, Bennett
Xavier Martin
Fuck you all.
William Sanchez
El oh el Cringe memories of everyone on the school bus screaming that until the fat lady stopped the bus and threatened to make us walk home
Gavin James
>Arnold reads your shitpost >"Let off some steam, Bennett"
Ryder Price
L O S S B
Brody James
Let me tell you a story all about how
Samuel Kelly
>arnold kills a conductor >"he won't be Bach" lol'd stopped reading there
Carson Reyes
but that's the end of the post
Isaiah Fisher
Am I remembering this wrong because I explicitly remember Arnold calling for a removal of illegal immigrants and strengthening the border and Carlos Mencia stealing someone else's joke about it
Kevin Jackson
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Charles Cruz
or
>pull yourself together / dont go to pieces
Carson Ross
Half of these were literally done on Conan (pic related) or The Simpsons with McBain.