/tdf/ 2017 Stage 1 Thread 2

Rain & Crash Edition

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I'm only watching for the bulges

first for Laura

Bardet has serious bulge. Looks like he stuffed a sock down there

C H O K E S O N G

Todays Stage Profile: Short and Wet

/ourwhore/

Lexi is fat now

Keep it all in one thread please
We're here

Good time for Phil Van Wallonistan

if it wasn't raining I could post a pic of my dick

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>676 posts
new thread is needed
I went looking for a thread and couldn't find one because of this you mong

who?

>I can't use the search function in my browser
Please end you'reself already

>Finally tune in
>this fucking weather
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Posting is still possible, it's still in the catalog. It keeps Sup Forums nice and tidy.

It's the /cyc/ way of doing things.

the reason sky is always training on tenerife and canary islands is because they only have 1 airport so they can stick a spotter in the airport and watch for doping control agents to arrive in order to give their riders heads up whilst microdosing EPO and HGH

What if he is wearing a fake mustache?

what happened to Uran

he used to be super good
hes not even that old

implying you can even get hard

There are boats who can move from Cape Verde, Madeira or Morocco to Canaries

Sky of course are the only team that train on Tenerife.

he got /unfit/ for his high beans diet

won't work, because he'll still have to wear his "DRUG TESTER" outfit and hat

lel

Fallverde ;_;

>Valverde

tenerife does have some decent climbs, and it's practically a british colony

Also pretty good weather all year round and extremely good roads for cycling without much traffic.

and, most importantly, altitude.

It's why all the big teams train there.

More like Fallverde

lewd sea sucker commercial

I am offended

u mad?

Valverde confirmed ded

Webm of Valverde pls

fuck team sky and fuck TTs

lmao @ valverde

what a fucking meme

One dopeur less.
Now Froome plz, so Contador can retire after winning this Tour.

>turd de france
youtube.com/watch?v=2gr970HUV74

>marion rousse as a pundit during all the tour

yes

Giro d'India, pibe

>compete in fantasy league
>put roglic on
>he chokes

AND BRITAIN WINS AGAIN

>those hot buckteeth

Today wasn't comfy at all. I demand shots from helicopters of sunshine and right fucking now,

May Germany forever be banned from hosting another stage.

same my man
navidezna dirka sucks sometimes