What would his last words be if Citizen Kane was made today?

What would his last words be if Citizen Kane was made today?

four chan

Vag Badger

my wife's son

Bane?

>The Patriarchy....

Martha

I deserve to die because I'm a fucking white male

Came here to post this.

It actually works, if you assume the guy's a world famous CIA agent, mercenary, and airline pilot who only got into his rough and tumble life because of Baneposting.

wrong

theyre ****ing with the wrong people!!!!

Men, am I rite?

"Obey the law and be a good citizen, Kane"

Film literally wouldn't exist if Citizen Kane hadn't been made

iwantIdrisElbatoplaymeintheinevitablebiopic

a fucking white male

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pee pee

this

hillary for prison

muahaaah the french...champagne

Nintendo 64. Not saying that to be wacky.

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Rosebud my shit up, familia

lel

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

The jews did this to me. BvS is capekino

Oy vey

kill yourself

"Get me a nice ice-cold Coca-Cola TM"

...

>Gameboy...

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Everyone saying trump-themed things hilariously missed the point of the movie

cuck

or it's clearly a completely non-serious joke thread and you're the only autist trying to turn it into a film school 101 discussion.

>trying to turn this into a film school 101 discussion
nice projecting

Nigga that doesn't even make sense.

you seem frustrated, friend

>projecting
I don't think that word means what you think it means

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hugh mungus

>film school
>projection

more like pottery 101

finally I have become citizen kane

"Poop poop" LMAO

We must secure the existence of our people, and a future for white children.

>Damn, this looks like a frame from a Kurosawa film

INFINITY STONE
*after credits sequence*

A caped figure walks through the cemetery exactly one year after his death, uses magic to levitate the coffin out of the ground, and opens it only to find it empty except for a note, taunting him saying better luck next time

Then the caped figure looks up and we only see his eyes, but the incredible stare could only be coming from one actor: Orson Welles!

"all white heterosexual males must be killed and their women's wombs inseminated by a BBC"

9/10 thread, bad anons

>at last, I finally understand what it means to be... the Citizen Kane...

Fucking really george orwell?

your a big guy.

"Rosebud" was a sled from his youth.

So if he was an old man in 2016, it'd probably be something like "NES"

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>Delete... my... *cough* browser... history...
>written by Seth Rogen

For You

yolo

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lit-

SKI-BI DIBBY DIB YO DA DUB DUB
YO DA DUB DUB
SKI-BI DIBBY DIB YO DA DUB DUB
YO DA DUB DUB
I'M THE SCATMAN

>GT Snow Racer

Fuuurrby

Hastag awkward
Hashtag worstdeathever

"And that's when I truly became... Citizen Kane..."

"Martha"

kek

Finally, after all these years l have become Citizen Kane.

Hasbro.

Butler: Any final wishes, sir?
Kane: Haz, bro.
Butler: Haz, sir?
Kane: Haz, bro... *dies*

A two hour journey ensues through Kane's life as reporters and investigative journalists try to decipher "Haz". Is it a man? An acronym? Perhaps his pet name for a lover from his youth? Who or what is "Haz"?

And then the film ends with his possessions being burnt, his Hasbro-branded Transformers action-figures and Battleship game alongside them, nobody ever being the wiser.

#YOLO

Dat David Guttetta track was well lit mate rah man I would tots download that shit and play it, aw fuck it rah pay thiz at me Funeral, which it gonna be around the bend if I don't get up soon LOL

>he thinks I've seen this movie

I like this awswer best

P U S S A Y

Cunny

i heard spoken language owes a lot to Citizen Kane as well

Not bad actually.

Frozen Penis

MUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHH THE FRENSH

Monde de merde

Bane.

>Finally... I have become citizen Kane

"Roast beef".
The art of tactful subtlety is dead.

If it were written by Nolan, probably something really obvious, like, "When you become rich in power, you face the prospect of becoming poor in friends"

cuck-old

Based true president

>Rosebud...I mean schwing!

;,.

i kekkled

CHYNA

>record scratch

"Wait, he said what?"

putang ina gago pakshet

rim...job

Nintendo left the console business lol

fuck off

I'd probably say your dad, because that's what I used to ride all day.

pizza gate

"Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people"

BOSCO!

somebody get this hothead outta here

the game