Tfw to dumb too watch art films

>tfw to dumb too watch art films

U two?

me tow

>tfw too smart to watch movies

No, man, it's the watching it that counts for everything.

>tfw just dumb enough too enjoy capekino

>tfw I didn't understand inception or interstellar

What a thread. My neurons are expanding as we speak.

does is now a frasier thread faggots

One time I read the My Dinner With Andre wikipedia page and argued with some loser about it for about 30 posts before he started to catch on. Then I just conceded the argument and left. I'm dumb as a rock but I thought that was pretty funny shit.

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>tfw to intelligent to watch boring movies that critics think are good

Did you ever see the movie?

How's it feel to know that your betters are getting keks and feels you'll never be able to understand because you're a microbrain?

bags of sand

Yeah.

>tfw tried watching Seven Samurai on my iPhone on the train to work but gave up after 20 minutes because it was so boring

>too
dumbass

you tried to watch it on your iphone? you must really be very stupid

>tfw to depressed to watch any film at all
Why bother when I won't feel anything anyway? It's just a waste of my time.

Not feeling anything sounds amazing and I'm always confused when people say that. I would give anything to not feel anything.

... that includes happiness, often argued to be the point of life.

stop being edgy.

>make myself watch a worldwide critically acclaimed arthouse film
>manually processing everything I see trying to piece it together
>"I don't understand a single thing that is happening"
>push through the whole movie
>don't even remember the character names, let alone what happened
>shamefully google "thismovie explanation" and scroll through some teenage circejerk analysis on yahoo.answers.com
>read a bit till I think I grasped atleast one bit of the movie
>"yeah I saw it, it was okay" when anybody asks me about the movie

All that just to be a part of the secret patrician cinema club right.

Why? Do you really want to watch some of the greatest films of our time, recognize the depth of the visuals, the themes and the humanity of the film and yet realize it's all pointless as the time those things could make an impression on you is long gone and you're struggling not to stop watching midway to take a nap?

> tfw too intelligent to interpret differences in pixel hue across a two dimensional surface as "moving" images

I'm really not trying to be edgy at all, sorry.

I also experience no happiness. It's either pointless misery or tedium. So not feeling sounds like an upgrade.

These edits are getting really good.

At least you're not autistic.

not having the ability to want to do anything because you know you'll fail because you are a brainless cunt and then crying at the fact you think like that sure is sweet

No joke, kill yourself. It sounds like exactly what you want.

Why? It's convenient, what's the difference?

>watch films to not feel plebeian

>tried to watch tarkovsky's stalker
>had to take a nap every 15 minutes

>tfw to smart too get dubs

I recommend Satantango to you my kinofriend. It's an especial great watch in a dark room with a blanket, eye covers and the monitor shut off.

>tfw so stupid you always get dubs

tfw to intelligent for dubs

tfw to intelligent to waste my whole day shitposting on Sup Forums

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Fair enough. For me, a low-mood/depression wasn't really sadness; I was just unable to find things fun.

Hope it gets better for you man.

how does one enhance his movie watching abilities?

best way I can give a mental image of depression is like:
if a bus was coming at your direction in the middle of the street you wouldn't really make effort to escape, you're too lethargic for it
not that you'd jump in front of it

luckily I got out of that state largely thanks to my family