Are they really going to do it? Are they going to bludgeon a toddler to death on cable TV?

Are they really going to do it? Are they going to bludgeon a toddler to death on cable TV?

rip in peaces

In an attempt to kill Negan, Rosita accidentally shoots her similar to how she died in the comic. Rick will get angry because it won't be Negan's fault, not to mention it gives him more reason to get pissed at the rest of the community.

Wot, no rapee?

why didn't Carl just shoot Negan?

huh?

negan won't harm a full grown female let alone a toddler

Because Carl is a cuck

No and you're stupid for thinking that.

if you haven't caught on by now Carl was peacocking. it's consistent to his character.

>negan won't harm a full grown female
He was going to kill Olivia for sucking at her job. Negan cuts Alpha's head off and delivers it to Rick in hopes of impressing him.

>Wife sees Negan holding a baby
>Proceeds to pause tv and go into bathroom to pleasure herself
What do?

just let it happen user
she's Negan's now

Next time Negan does something horrible start pleasuring yourself, don't even leave the couch to do it.

But he killed two people.

So? After he got out of the truck he realized "awww shit I don't actually want to die plz don't kill me Negan!"

He would prolly ridicule rick for getting cucked by shane if he knew it was his daughter lel

Here's what I don't get

>I'm here for Negan
>Gets clear shot on Negan
>Doesn't take shot
>Gets subdued

Why do shows do this?

Also, Negan officially is the best character period and saved this show from such HORRIBLE actor and actresses.

>this is lucy...
>and these are my balls
Then he fucks the baby

Because he wanted his D, years surrounded by ugly blokes and his dad he finally found someone to pound his boipucci

this show fucking sucks lol

also, keep eye contact with her, tell her this:
This is me now, deal with it, or help with it.

TODDLER PORN

Negan gonna go balls deep while Ric watches.

why is his character so fucking horrible. he behaves like fucking cartman but they want us to believe he is tuco salamanca.

Judith, my dear, your new name shall be POOP BALLS!
*blows raspberry*
POOP BALLS!
*leans back*
POOP
*leans forward*
BALLS!

don't you have a BLACKED thread to post, kid?

UNCLE NEGAN IS HERE TO JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD, TO CLEANSE OUR BODIES WITH HIS CREAMY LOVE SYRUP

im not sure why i laughed

Negan is best crazy uncle

Kill Jeffrey Dean Morgan and give his head to your wife, that should show her who's in charge here.

Fuck I read this out loud. I think my dad heard me. -_-

She's supposed to be dead already, so they might kill her like they did with Abraham who was also supposed to be dead already

Start leaning back and sucking in air through your teeth while smiling

yeah, i heard you, son.

That would be the ultimate heel turn 2bh

The Glenn murder is wearing thin already, and no-one even remembers Abe died as well.

I'm more disappointed at how slow the arc has gone, so far, but I can't say I didn't expect it considering the absolute state of the show. A part of me thought and hoped we were getting AOW in the second 8 episodes but we're nowhere near it, and Ricks character is nowhere near far along enough for the Negan beat down after Carl runs away.

you've been quite past 15 minutes, son. what are you doing in there?

Stop. I get paranoid easily.

>A part of me thought and hoped we were getting AOW in the second 8 episodes but we're nowhere near it

Are you fucking retarded? AOW starts after Negan's second visit.

don't worry, user, i'm just playing/joking with you. i'll stop. :-)

AOW starts a good while after they attempt to murder Negan which is the third time he visits, which judging by how we're only getting his second visit near the mid season break, isn't happening at all this season. Episode 14 will be the power move.

That's wrong. It's the second visit.

You're wrong m8

The "power move" is after the second visit, which fails.

All Out War is a long time after that.

I would love to be Carl and ask Negan if he ever considered being gay. Carl looks like a girl so why not experiment? I would tell Negan I've never done anything gay before but for him I'd like to try. Then I would suck his cock like a good sissy.

Go read the comics, then come say that to my face pussy. It's the second visit. HOWEVER a third visit which triggers AOW might happen in the show. As the in this version the Alexandrians are already aware of the Saviors' guns, which they weren't at this point in the comics. Carl was returned to Rick on the road inbetween the Sanctuary and ASZ. The most likely cause however is that Rick hasn't met Ezekiel on the show yet, by this point in the comics he had and Dwight had revealed himself as a traitor. You're still wrong. The last thing that happens in Vol 19 is the Spencer gutting and attempted assassination during Negan's SECOND visit. Hint: Vol 20 is All Out War Part 1.

Kill yourself homosexual pedophile

Didn't Judith die in the comics? What was the point of keeping it around on the show?

How does sucking an adult's delicious salami make me a pedo? I fantasize about looking feminine and being a servant to cock. Got a problem? Take it up with God for making me this way.

y'all wrong

this is the same show that will gladly show a person's head being smashed in by a bat but if there's a bra strap showing it gets blurred out. There's no rhyme or reason to what they do at this point

Because Carl having a sister to protect is interesting. Stop being autistic.

Being gay is against both the divine creation plan and nature

Kill yourself

How is cock hitting my palatine uvula like a punching bag unnatural?

Negan the pedo. Wow Sup Forums I guess he really is /ourguy/!

Negan should grow a pompadour. With his clean face it'd look slick.

Why doesn't Carl spike his hair? Why doesn't Negan spike his hair?

when you're busy trying to survive and scavenging for food, hairgel is very low on your list of priorities. haven't you survived a zombie apocalypse before?

I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! AND I WILL ENJOY IT!

ZOMBIEEEEEEE APOCALYPSEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Negan has a crate of hair gel and spray. Why doesn't he spike his hair? Why doesn't he make Carl spike his long flowing locks like Static X and show his eyesocket permanently? That would look badass and if Carl The Girly Boy doesn't like it then it'll be a great punishment too.

Is this the first baby Negan has seen in this world?

They fucking better.

I pay too much for cable and it still has ads. I want kids crying and blood flying.

can you sick fuckers stay on yer own damn containment board .....please?


do we go on yer board and talk about our sex lives to you?

no we don't so fuck off please.

Stop overrating this pathetic fucking character.

>NO ONE DEFIES ME, IF YOU DO YOU'RE DEAD, THERE R RULES

>Daryl defies him
>Rosita defies him
>Carl defies him
>Pantry lady defies him
>he never does shit

What a weak faggot.

Every thread on this board talks about all kinds of sex. Admit you're just triggered he's gay.

discipline is a dish best served cold

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
No.

>even normies are picking plotholes on the show now

This is beautiful.

>irrenmann: WHY THE HELL didn't Carl just use Lucille to bash Negan's head in when Negan was walking down the stairs in front of him??? He had a rifle pointed at Negan earlier and didn't shoot him fast enough, and later, Negan HANDS CARL A BAT AND TURNS HIS BACK ON HIM. You can't have stuff like this happen in front of our eyes and expect us not to question it, show, especially when you delight in the practice of "informed characteristics" and have someone telling us how Carl is a badass killer the entire time. No, he isn't; he visibly spared Negan. Twice. And Negan visibly spared Carl. And Daryl. Y'all are a mutual admiration society. This is getting frustrating.

because carl can't kill negan, he knows saviors will go burn alexandria to the gronud if he does

Negan doesn't want to kill carl

here goes your epic "plothole" user, AKA "I'm autistic and I don't know what the fuck is going on in a zombie show"

have you ever trained a dog?

Nice quads
Checkd

>because carl can't kill negan, he knows saviors will go burn alexandria to the gronud if he does

Except he literally already threw that out of the window by riding the truck and killing two of Negan's men, so if Alexandria was gonna be fucked, it was fucked anyway at that point.

There goes your epic "dickriding" user AKA "I secretly feel ashamed for liking this shit show so I must defend it with my life"

>1212
omgmindblown.gif

>1234
Jesus Christ

1 2 4 8 uuuuuuuuh hatchet?

Because carl is a retarded teenager that makes dumb decisions my dude

>I secretly feel ashamed for liking this shit show so I must defend it with my life

No, i don't feel ashamed that I like this show


are you secretly ashamed that you took this post from reddit

1 2 4 8
that's what i appreciate.

>hatchet
?

i started this with my 1111 quad post, wat do? buy lottery ticket?

>1248
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8

My mind is blown

>ITS BECAUSE HE'S DUMB MAN

>literally trying to justify shit writing by LITERALLY saying the character is dumb

You lost hard. You might as well just bend over and suck my dick at this point.

Negan's speech about killing Rick and Carl and moving into their house raising Judith was KINOGRAPHIC

also he literally tried to shoot negan , pay attention

>bend over

*leans back*

WHAT'S GOING ON?

He's just looking to bicker. Carl hesitating out of actually killing Negan was fully in character. Everyone who payed attention to Carl in Service and all the episodes prior understands that.

SUMMER LOVIN HAPPENED SO FAST. I KILLED A GINGER AND A GOOK WITH MY BAAAAT.

He could've gunned down everyone there within a second with that weapon he had. It just doesn't make any sense. This is what pisses me off with this show.

If it was competent at all he would've come up, gone on a bit of a rampage whilst Negan is hidden inside, then we could have a bit of an action sequence and some "FUCK YEA" moments before he's beaten down and Negan comes to get him, which would make more sense than him simply not shooting Negan. But they are so lazy they simply couldn't be bothered. THIS is what I fucking hate.

Tara's actress had 5 months to drop weight after pregnancy and couldn't be bothered, so her character actually became fatter after starving on a supply run somehow. Jeffrey Dean Morgan outright stated in an interview that he couldn't be bothered getting strong for Negan because he's "too old" to work out. And they couldn't even be bothered to put a decent action scene after a two-week buildup.

It's such unbelievably lazy work by everyone involved.

Sorry I triggered you.

...

>1337

Holy fucken shit

>If it was competent

he's not


> gone on a bit of a rampage whilst Negan is hidden inside, then we could have a bit of an action sequence and some "FUCK YEA" moments before he's beaten down and Negan comes to get him, which would make more sense than him simply not shooting Negan. But they are so lazy they simply couldn't be bothered. THIS is what I fucking hate.

what the fuck am I reading

I need to buy a lotto ticket

If the show was competent, you fucking retard.

>what the fuck am I reading

Very little, I can tell you're almost illiterate.

nice dubs. We are all Negan in this thread

I'm glad you're not in charge of this show

>FUCK YEA

lmao kill yourself my dude

are you joking/trolling over the 1337? numbers seems familiar though. what's the significance? i'm the user who made the 1111 quad post btw. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???

It's incredibly pathetic that this is your best argument about everything I've said. I can tell you're a really insecure guy.

Did I trigger you, my little porcelain doll?

1337
Leet speak new fag

>user talking about buying lotto ticket gets dubs

fookingmindblown.jpg

you said the word "trigger" twice now, you should be aware that doesn't make you any smarter

It's literally the 2016 version of u mad

>my little porcelain doll

oh yeah! leet/l337! um, what's leet?

>FUCK YEA

reddit

You've said the word "reddit" once now, you should be aware it makes you a fucking tryhard retard.

You've failed to reply to me about a hundred times now, you should be aware it makes you my bitch.