What's Tom Hanks called at thanksgiving?

What's Tom Hanks called at thanksgiving?

Tom Thanks

What's Tom Hanks called in a prison riot?

LOOK AT ME

A sad and strange little man

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tom shanks

what's tom hanks called if he was in the mummy

Tom Kangz

not bad but the answer was tom ankhs
what do you call tom hanks if he starred in porn films?

tom wanks

Tom Wanks

nigger

What's Tom Hanks called when he's just won the lottery?

tom banks

tom banks

nice, would've also taken tom spanks
what would you call him if he portrayed an alcoholic?

tom dranks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he was a 62 tonne tracked armored fighting vehicle with a 120mm smoothbore cannon and a coaxial machine gun, with a crew of 4 and depleted uranium armor plating

Tom Dranks

at AA meetings he'd just be tom

SHRIMP BOAT CAPTAIN

What do you call Tom Hanks if he was from a british isle?

Tom Tanks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he manoeuvres around the side of the enemy?

Tom Flanks

Tom Flanks

Lord Thomas Hank-Hankington Junior

tom manx

good, that was a lil easy though
what would you call him if he owned the first ford car?

What do you call Tom Hanks if he played practical jokes on unsuspecting people?

tom "mother fucking" pranks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he breaks into a secure system?

What is Tom Hanks called when someone makes a meme about him?

good job

What do you call Tom Hanks if he was a passenger on the titantic?

What is Tom Hanks called when he disciplines an unruly child?

Tom Cranks?

Tom Danks

Tom Danks

Tom Spanks
Tom Hacks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he missed a field goal?

tom sanks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he was a jewish family who hid from the nazis in an attic?

tom sucks

Kek

Tomabraham Hankstein

Tom Frank

What's Tom Hanks called when he can't get a girl pregnant?

Thanks Tom

impotent

tom blanks

Tom Blanks

What's Tom Hanks called when he is arranged in order of greatness alongside other Tom Hanks?

correct
that too

What do you call Tom Hanks if he lived in LA?

tom rank

Tomhammad ibn Al-Hankadi

Kek

What is Tom Hanks called when he is called Hank?

Tom Tanks

Hank Hanks

What is Tom Hanks called when he is 6 foot 8 inches tall?

proper answer is Tom Shanks

Tom Lanky

Tom Henry

Tom Lanks

What is Tom Hanks called when he's trying to improve his core strength?

tom planks

What was Tom Hanks called when he was an emotional teenager?

What is Tom Hanks called when he is not actually Tom Hanks but an Indian actor?

What is Tom Hanks called when he tries to blow up some hot dogs?

tom angst

tom franks?

A pear-nosed cunt

Bomb Franks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he's a canadian goose?

a fucking leaf

Tom "Trail of Tears" Hanks

kek that was a good one
double pun

Tom Honks

yup, nice job

How would you call Tom Hanks if he had french origins?

le tom hanks

Michael shanks

Tom Franks

T. Night Shyamalanks

Tom Hinqs

yes. well done

What do you call a Tom Hanks run over by a plowing machine?

tom banks

What do you call Tom Hanks if he's a weed dealer?

This thread isn't funny.

t. hanks

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Hanksgiving

What does Tom do when he plays MOBAs?

What's Tom Hanks called when playing a Rogue in his favorite MMORPG?

Tom Ganks

What's Tom called after he just finished fucking Angelina Jolie

underrated

You'll have to give me a few minutes for this one

What's Tom Hanks called when he violently pulls something.

the isle of mann is not a british isle

Bomb Hanks