Is the McChicken fastfood kino?

Is the McChicken fastfood kino?

>not frying up fresh chicken in your skillet at home
fat american bastard detected

Rude

No, the McGriddle is. Sausage or egg n bacon, it doesn't matter as long as it has the syrup pancake

Yep. I usually order 4 plain one.

Dubs say yes, I say take this shit back to /ck/
Now post meals to eat with a movie.

For me it's gotta be the McChicken, with that nice hot juicy middle, the home style breadcrumbs around the chicken, the lettuce slices, a nice swab of mayonnaise and the finest two buns layered upon the top and the bottom of the steaming chicken patty makes for the finest of the fast food sandwiches.

Chinese food 2bh

>He doesn't Create His Taste™

>eating rat donalds

McRoo is true outback kino

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

I have never seen the video. Anyone got a link or a webbum?

Thanks much,
Not-Reddit

>eating trash

Last time i had one of these i just felt like shit for hours.

fucking never again.

Is this animal abuse/murder? I stopped watching pretty quickly because I assume it is.

post more pls

It's just a tied up doggo getting a blowtorch in the face, user.

It's actually not bad

Certainly worth a buck or whatever they sell for

This is one of those times I'd be fine with a dude just punching out a bitch.

Chinks are subhuman

Why would anyone eat a chicken "hamburger"?

You have actual, red bleeding meat at your disposal but you'd rather eat chicken? If that's not the most numale thing ever, I don't know what is.

>these faggot whiteknights would unironically take a smelly mongrel that does nothing but eat, shit, and piss over an asian qt

I don't understand why anyone would do this.

Pussy

Its just a dog lmao

That's because you have a properly calibrated moral compass user.

>actual, red bleeding meat
not at McD's, it's brown and dry

Torture is unnecessary cruelty and a sign of psychopathy
>qt
>mfw

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Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid

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I'd call you a hypocrite but then I remembered mcds is actually worm meat

I like chicken and beef so I eat both

MODS BAN THIS CUNT

because it tastes good you dumb fuck

>he doesn't want a psychopath gf

DELETE THIS

Doesn't taste good as a McChicken or is it as cheap, and tons longer to make.

>liking chicken "meat" over actual meat

go take care of your hairlines

whats the point of spamming your shitty dog torture webms on Sup Forums?

lol

This
Clean cut or don't bother

Chicken's better for you than beef.

>Doesn't taste as good as a McChicken
Maybe if you're retarded and can't cook.

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>I go to Mcdonalds to eat healthy

why does it have to be "over" red meat? Why cant people enjoy a variety of meat? also we both know youre an ugly virgin so your shaming tactics are silly

Nothin' like a good old fashioned backyard goat sacrifice, I love America.

Nowhere in my post was that inferred, you mental defective.

No he has a point, breading a chicken takes time and it's pretty fucking hard to pan-fry a breaded thing and do it well if you're a noob.

Cooking is great and all, but expecting everyone to do it all the time is fucking retarded. Aint no one got time for that shit.

>why do I have to like women? Can't I suck cock too? What's wrong with that?

I watch fucking TV and movies, I don't waste my time learning how to cook.

obviously youre flabby numale yourself or you'd realize relying on red meat for the bulk of your protein instead of lean meats like chicken and fish is disastrous for health. yet another internet tough guy whos a total mong

Stupid, but merciful

Ehh, the time it takes for me to drive out and get fast food, I could have cooked something.
It's the procuring and cleaning aspect nobody enjoys.

it's
>shovel on more dogs!
but...real.

I don't need to go to the gym 5 times a week and eat egged chicken milk all day to look good, first because I'm not a faggot, second because I actually use my body during work and I don't eat shit.

But of course your little faggy, skinny trap body has to fill itself with whey and other garbage to actually grow muscle. Thank god you won't reproduce.

>to autistic too make tendies without memaw

Oh throw it in the fucking oven for the time at certain temperature
I'm taking about the original post of cooking FRESH chicken compared to a fucking McChicken.
Not fucking chicken tenders.
Cooking chicken in the oven is different than cooking fresh chicken.

I don't want fresh fucking chicken, rather get a dollar McChicken.

I found a pic of you, user.

Why would you put meat that is crumbed with bread crumbs inside a bread roll?

That's probably why you weigh 5 hundred pounds

>it's a /ck/ visits Sup Forums episode

Fun, give crab leg recipes.

I'M THE TRASHMAN

>Sup Forums takes over Sup Forums
>Sup Forums takes over /ck/
>/ck/ shitposts on Sup Forums

what a time to be alive.

Not really.
I don't eat fresh chicken or McChicken.
I actually eat healthy.

My point is if I want a fucking McChicken, I'd rather spend a dollar rather than go to the store, purchase the fresh chicken, breading, and go home and better it up and cook that shit.
Nah, fuck that.
I'd cheat of I want a McChicken but I ain't gonna fresh cook one.

Now if I wanna boil fresh chicken and lose all the fat and eat it plain, sure.
That cuts all the bullshit of making it a McChicken.

reeee

>I don't eat fresh chicken
>I actually eat healthy

what's unhealthy about fresh chicken?

Actually its just cancerous Sup Forumsedditors trying to get their facebook culture on whatever board they can

Is Guy Fieri a daring synthesis between Sup Forums and /ck/ memery

>being too poor to have all of your ingredients ready for you to use in your kitchen

You miss the point.
My argument was cooking fresh chicken is the same as ordering a McChicken.
It isn't.
I literally said if I want fresh chicken I'd boil it and eat it plain.
That is healthy.
That's not a McChicken though.

>cows bred for slaughter and humanely killed
>dogs beaten with a stick and bled out
Do us all a favor and slip onto a knife

So you actually think the quality of meat plays no part in how shit chicken is for you?

Why do animal rights groups do nothing about halal meat, which requires animals to be bled out naturally rather than killed 'humanely'?

No, this is a fucking McChicken thread.
I'm not gonna spend all this time to making a fucking homemade McChicken for extra money when I could buy one for a dollar in minutes.
Of course the quality matters.
If I'm gonna waste all that time I'm not making a goddamn McChicken.

>They all immediately pull out their phones to brag about killing a goat

This is basically high level fedora-ing. Like maybe if they posted the food they made from the goat, but this is just bragging to make themselves look hardcore

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

zinger burger, chips, coke

the food of kings

Fuck you. Fuck Chinks. Fucking souless savage cunts that should be destroyed.

can this really be considered torture? the animal had a quick death, it's body moving after the head had been severed was just reflex. if I had to ritualistically sacrifice a goat in order to get a qt jap gf I would do it gladly.

>he still defends his snot-filled chicken sandwich from mcdonalds