Baywatch teasers are out
why would they not put yuge tits scary mouf on the poster?
Oh wow they got HER in it. gong to be some nice webms
Sweet Mammario goodness
>a teaser for a movie trailer
seriously?
and is DaDDario autistic?
Trailers for trailers meanwhile I still don't know if it's a movie or a TV show
A whole scene about a chad looking at a girl's chest.
How triggered is this going to make the internet?
I honestly can't wait.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is already on the hit HBO original series Ballers so I'm going to say no.
DaDDario KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also moonman
Ballers is fucking garbage though.
Is it true that Zac Efron creampied titcow and the rock ate the creampie?
Yet more people watch it then Numale Valley.
>those steroid veins
>hit
>poor mans entourage
wtf why did they use the moonman song
Dumb animeposter.
People don't tend to sperg out over R-rated comedies like you do.
>a "my face is up here" scene is the best the writer could come up with on how to comment on the fact that boobs was one the reasons people watched the show
this is going to be awful isn't it
What boobs?
>dude boobs lmao
seriously tho whoever is in charge of wardrobe for this needs to be shot, thick bathing suits with a zipper WHAT THE FUCK
>moonman music
>women being objectified
Is it, dare I say it, /ourfilm/?
Trust The Rock
It's obviously a movie
They are giving it a 21 jumpstreet spin.
I love it
what the fuck happened to zac efron
Well in hindsight Baywatch was a dead-serious show back then lol. There were no jokes like ever. Except for maybe some banter between Mitch and black beach cop after a job done.
I remember those 3 minute musical montages which were like every episode, so bad lmao.
she has scary eyes
1% body fat
Holy shit efron looks like shit.
WHY ARE HER EYES SO NICE
I remember a random episode of baywatch where hoff was scolding one of his boytoy lifeguards for not having enough bodyfat to be a lifeguard , wanting to look ripped as fuark instead. after 15 minutes of buxom women prancing around on the beach in slow motion, boytoy has to go save some schmuck and you guess it, because of the excessively low amount of bodyfat he practically drowns rescuing a person and in turn has to be saved by the hoff in all his hairy chest 12% bodyfat glory himself, like the emasculated vain little dilettante he is.
Moral of the story, look like hasselhoff or drown
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>because of the excessively low amount of bodyfat he practically drowns
what? why?
I am unironically more attracted to her eyes than her boobs.
I'd call you gay but so am I
Fat is buoyant while muscle sinks. Fat is .9 g/ml while muscle is 1.1 g/ml.
As cinematic television adaptions go, if the tone and feel of this movie ends up like the Jump Street movies I will be fucking pleased.