Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

Take dick out. Stand in front whilst stroking said dick then say "It's not going to suck itself".

finger their snatches

I guess I'll just have to rape room then.

i think left needs her pusy licked

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>you will never fuck a fresh 13 year old girl

There's no point in living

When people say the long for an apocalypse, it's always secretly because of this.

Always.

Don't sit down and awkwardly stand in the corner with my arms crossed thinking "fuck these cunts, I hope they get in a car accident"

Turn around and "BRAAAAAP"

>rape a 13yo
>kill yourself before they catch you

pick a spot and tell them to scoot the fuck over before shit gets real, literally.

kys

t. roastie in her late 20s

#btfo

Sure there is that arm rest is free

Sit down. I can squeeze myself down between or beside them easily.

I don't give a fuck about your personal space bubble.

hehehehe maybe one of you fine gals could sit on my face instead of the sofa ehehehhhhehhh

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

My new fav meme

I'll roast you, faggot.

what's braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp

back to Sup Forums, redditor

my pet goat, i was taking her to the dentist to get a goat filling.

A sound when you cut the cheese my man

wat does braaapppppppppp mean

the sound of a badass dirtbike

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(you)

Shove them all off the couch because I have new found confidence since they did not call me a faggot.

i honestly have never heard this before