ITT: weird news stories that would make great movies

ITT: weird news stories that would make great movies

disinfo.com/2012/03/female-sperm-hunter-gangs-prey-on-men-in-zimbabwe/

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This is literally, almost word for word, the hentai plot that I've been awaiting for several years

Robots, or monsters (tentacles/no tentacles) or maybe aliens would be a plus

I actually wrote a hentai with a similar idea. But I realised it was so autistic I decided never to tell anybody.

>disinfo.com
hmm really made me thunk

>I wrote a hentai

Fucking why

I couldn't sleep one night and this was back when I used to write porn for /tg/ before I thought "what the fuck am I doing?" and stopped.

>I wrote a hentai

Kek, post it

Now THAT is fucking hot.

>you will never be a sexslave for a gang of ebony chicks

>those girls
>ebony

pick one

I don't have the hentai any more, I deleted that shit out of shame. The porn I wrote for /tg/ ended up being put on /tg/'s own website so it's stuck there forever. Oh and some tickle fetishes website. That was weird.

I can give the jist of it, but it isn't exactly unique or amazing.

It's not exactly hard user.

Aren't you going to post it?

Post any of this.

If you want the porn for /tg/

1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/'s_Smut_Index#The_Provider.27s_fics

any of those

As I said, I deleted it.

It wasn't great. I basically mixed as many ideas as possible into a single show so it'd have something for everybody.

It's cringey thinking about it.

>it's not hard
maybe not for you, but I'm rock hard right now

imagine if they were doing it for child support.

It was a silly time, user.

Hentai was basically

>Two aliens escape death of their planet
>They're dudes
>Can't reproduce
>Inject female protag with something
>she becomes a hyper slut getting fucked by men
>she 'collects' their sperm inside her (she doesn't know)
>the aliens then use the sperm to change it so it's the same genetic shit as their race
>the aliens then make the girl grow a cock (yes yes futa is gay, but this is a popular fetish) and have her go and fuck women impregnating them
>something goes wrong and her lust starts not shutting off on command
>she goes on a rape spree, including sister, mother, older, younger etc
>detective police side of it wanting to catch the rapist (i made some bullshit up about the protag being stronger and difficult to describe)
>aliens release a tentacle monster to catch her because they can't have her being discovered
>usual shit
>protag ends up corrupting the monster to her side
>aliens end up just attacking the tentacle monster to kill it
>woman protag is cured by usual power of friendship bollocks from her friends who find out
>detectives end up deciding they can't release the info of all this as it's insane
>all the impregnated women give birth on the same day and the aliens abduct them and take them away with them to start on a new planet

Etc. Shit like that.

This is so fucked it's actually great

Thanks. Long gone now, that's just what I can remember. It's not like hentai is the height of literature.

This is obviously not the next catcher in the rye but it has enough drama to make a good B movie/porn/whatever

>even with a live snake in one case – given a sexual stimulant and forced into repeated sex before being dumped on the roadside.
YES! Finally I can lose my virginity!

Yeah. Would need to re-write it. It'd also help if I was rich enough to have a animation company make it.

hentai kino right there

how did the thread turn into this?

>even with a live snake in one case

well then i guess it´s true what they say about black men

subarashii

I choose those girls.

KINO

FUND IT.

Hot. Oh well.