Tfw just met Rich Evans

>tfw just met Rich Evans
Can't even describe how ecstatic I am.

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Did that queer shave his eyebrows

Why does Alex look so bloated, why is his head so huge? Does he take HGH?

Joss Whedon?

>When you you have to be at the studio in time to receive secret instructions from your CIA handler but some kid makes you late by asking for a photo-op.

H-he's buff!

My names not Alex and I'm not bloated

It's called being obese you dummy. Did you forget being fat takes a toll?

You mean Joe Sweden

Does anyone else unironically love Alex Jones despite the fact that he's a snake oil salesman?

he's bulking up for the final anime battle

Did he start screaming at you about "the globalists"?

Google "young alex jones". He used to be shredded in his youth.

I literally shouted "Rich Evans!" when I saw him lol.

He doesn't look fat, he looks bloated and his head is huge. It really does appear like HGH abuse. Not blaming him but you don't grow old to look like that, especially if you compare his head form to when he was younger.

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of course

When's he gonna do a Plinkett review of 9/11?

his head isn't that big, the kid he's with is just a turbomanlet twink

he got a tan?

He's hilarious. I wish the "buy muh filters" video still existed.

Yeah, I love him. I'm not sure how much he actually believes, probably most of it, but he's such an animal that I can't help but respect him. Whenever you see someone try to back him into a corner, he has an answer for everything. He lives conspiracies 24/7.

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>YOU POP THEM OPEN

Plinkett review of 9/11 sounds like a good idea actually.

>That's not how you open a can of pickles.
Of course it isn't Alex. That's how you open a jar of them.

One of my close friends is a retired competitive powerlifter. He told me he met Alex through his ex wife, when they were still married.

Alex used to head into the powerlifting gym, that was in an old empty rented out industrial unit.

Apparently he was / is strong as hell. They nicknamed him Ox, because he would throw around huge weights for fun.

He apparently also had some sort of health issue, I believe it was thyroid that resulted in him piling the weight on.

That's why he got into the whole supplement business at first, because he was researching it all anyway to improve his own health.

This sounds like some bullshit an MMA fighter would say after being tested positive.

To be fair, that wasn't much of a conspiracy there. People made fun of Alex for overanalyzing it as if there was an actual science to opening a pickle jar. But I think everyone with half a working brain could tell Hillary did in fact get a pre-opened jar from Jimmy.

Definitely, I'm with him on it.

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:3

why is alex touching that tranny?

HGH has actually been used to treat thyroid conditions, that;s what I was getting at in that regard.

My fault for not being more clear.

>:3
Faggot

>He doesn't think Alex is adorable when he gets worked up.
Get out of here, hetero.

I loe how Assange just looks a bit embarassed through all that.

So you be saying he does take HGH?

>He doesn't look fat
Even in a touched up image sucking in his gut like that he is clearly fat. Doesn't be a HAES motherfucker.

He might be a little chubby but he isn't obese. He looks pretty healthy for 35 year old in terms of his body. His head looks like he's pushing 60 though.

na he's not fat at all

>healthy for 35 year old
Holy shit are you sure he's not 45? Are you fucking with me? What the hell he looks terrible from top to bottom.

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stop making this thread on every board, reddit

Nah, he's about 35.

He's 42

Or that's what they want you to think.

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>muh thyroids

every time

Post that pic of him raising his champagne glass full of liberal tears after Trump won. It triggers all the Sup Forums numales

How can anyone take this guy seriously?
Him being the goof he is discredits the actual true conspiracies and anyone who believes them.
It's like being lumped in with flat earthers when you talk about the Hillary emails.
Since some of the shit he talks about is more or less true, then he goes on a rant about fish people.

DAMN

James Gandolfini looks LIKE THAT?!

ALEX JONES IS LOVE
ALEX JONES IS LIFE
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are you a boy or a girl?

mmmm kino af

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>Aj hugging on thinks
So did the Satan worshipping lizard people get to him?

Post Alex kino

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Tainted Tap Water

Dayum bra, mirin

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you think Super Male Vitality is a joke? it's real

"I used to look good. No really guys. I was beautiful."

Then you turned 30 and started gaining weight. Who cares what you were in your early 20s?

where did everything go so wrong

Alex doubled down on the cerebral fight and neglected his corporeal form. When his time comes that muscular man will emerge from the dying shell and take his place among the stars

not enough flouride

look like bill hicks had botox and died his hair

This should be paired in one of those "greatest transformations in anime" memes

What a truly beautiful man. What the hell happened?

It's a background video. That was the stream they said they were gonna announce a big leak on Hillary, couple days before the election

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leave goblinkino to me

wow that guy is jacked and tan

Damn that guy reminds me a lot of my late italian grandpa

Chemtrails

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>Evolutioned into Pepe.
Nice and hot.

I don't know who's worse. The twink boy on the left or the JUST water filter salesman on the right.

Comes off as a world peace sketch. Kino as fug

Looks like Bill Hicks standing next to Ruby Rose.

I've seen this before, what anime OP is it parodying?

I feel like most of the clips people use to say Alex Jones is an idiot are out-of-context jokes. Picklegate was a one-time joke.

Same with the famous Goblins video.

BUT BUT BUT BUT LISTEN

He's on cocaine not HGH.

Fucking this

I unironically believe he is one of the funniest men on this planet

I just have to watch everything he does, somehow this shit just gets funnier and funnier every time

That was beautiful.

Yeah hes unbelievably entertaining, and I cant believe he was right about the satanic pedo shit.

he is way older than 35. hewas on the exposing miltary conspiracies in the 90s

that's what happens when your water isn't loaded with the estrogen they pump into it

>I cant believe he was right about the satanic pedo shit

the intel wasn't a hundred percent

He is 99% right about all of it.

If I went from that to i'd blame the Jews too

clearly a strongfat physique

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>humble water filter salesman prevails against Armenian holocaust denier

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CARNATINE

He took the red pill

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STOP
BEING
WEAK
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