BAYWATCH TRAILER IS OUT

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Some anti-white Joke between the Jew and the Hawaiian at the end for fun hehe good goyim.

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She is almost definitely being ravaged by The Rock between filming.

>That soundtrack

no

Dwayne is honorary white so I think that's just dandy.

implying he didn't sign up to get at efrons twink boipucci

WIll she ever be big league guys ?

nah he must just lifted her at best

Not surprised, I knew it was gay all along.

Not watching this shit unless they r8 it 3x
He is a well known homosexual m8

hollywood really is out of ideas

>0:59

Jesus christ Daddario is a goddess. Gonna see this in IMAX just to see her in the highest quality possible.

lol its a movie wtf

thought was a tv show reboot

>Daddario is a goddess

Only reason to get the 1080p Bluray Remux when it gets leaked online.

It's retarded, but any chance to bust a nut to Daddario is a good thing. And she's goona wear tight tops all the time.

Zac has played the exact same character in like 5 movie now

Only Xena is a TV show reboot.

My IQ is not that great already, but watching this flick will make me lose points.

Kino for sho!

Also moonman.

Even the 12 y.o me would be disappointed with this Baywatch.

Well Daddario does looks amazing so I'm game for this

>excuse me sir: do you know where I can find the subway station?

Oh my god it looks more stupid than a capeshit

Literally a god walking amongst men. If this were 10,000 years ago she would be worshiped as a deity's incarnation

Is this trailer for Baywatch for gays or something?

And that fake looking fire and explosion..jesus

That CGI looks fucking awful

holy crap a modern blockbuster movie that actually looks fun

how did this happen

BOOBS

Had me at boobs and biggie.

>that image
Why can't he just admit he's gay?

23 Jump Street is looking so-so.

MOMMY GIMME DAT MILK

1:00 omg
Same.

>Let's turn Baywatch into buddy cop action
Fucking genius.

Legit interested, and not just because of Daddario.
But it's mostly Daddario tho

I am going to download the Bluray remux of this and edit out everything except the scenes with Daddario.

There's no other reason to see this.

Can't wait.

>ctrlf - you
>ctrlf - people
>no results

Oh good God, Jesus save me.

To my man Moonman!

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>dem nips

>the movie is making fun of itself
>multiple mentions of Alexandra's boobs in the first trailer
>moonman backing track on the soundtrack
meme magic has gone too far this time

Me on the left.

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>it's another twitter snark the movie

BECAUSE ITS COOL DAWG

#totallynotaniggeryethereiamappropriatingniggerspeak

what a scary smile

This.
Biggest closet homo in Hollywood

Yes but at least this one is the polar opposite of the PC bullshit we've had to endure lately. Hot busty bimbos being objectified, this is the perfect movie to usher in Trump's America. And when it's a hit it will remind the morons running the studios what sells.

I want to grab her boobs really mean and overfill her tight asshole with my sperm while looking in her beauliful begging eyes. What do?

>Literally a movie who's premise is "Look! Daddario's tits!"

Sounds like a winner to me. Can't punish your meat while watching at the theater so I'll wait till I can pirate.

let me write your post into the movie dialogue

>what a scary... smile
>umm like, scary?
>ooh, i meant scintillating smile
>scinti...what?
>*jonah mound quipping from the background* dude, now is totally not the time to flaunt that vocab app you got on itunes
>*roided manlet distorts his rhetoric into squealing*
>zoom on daddario's hidden tits

>filthy gay anal homosexual pederastic faggot spotted

What the fuck?

I bet she get off by reading that, but in real life you'll get the smile.

I pity the anus of anyone that challenges the gay rock.

You were deceived by hollywood marketing my friend.

I would risk to go prison, but I would touch those boobs in that situation.

That top is smooth and those boobs tight in that top too.

Nice.

I want to rub my cock on her armpit

>that lack of hips

Eww

To be the man that gets to come on those tits. I'd feel like zeus.

Daddario AND Charlotte McKinney? This movie is just Tits: The Motion Picture and I can't wait to see it.

>That pic

Side crotch>cleavage, that's a fact

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Trailer looks self-referential, great idea since original baywatch was a cheeseball farce. Rock was hilarious in Buddy cop movie "The Other Guys' and if this movie has half the personality of that one + Daddario it's well worth it.

Austin please

Same here

I wonder if she loves them, or resents them.

When will she realize she needs my cum all over her juicy tits?

He's a faggot mate, he's probably being wrekt' by Efron.

>Not old enough to drink

That doesn't makes her a sugar mama, it makes her a pedo

GIB

Without them she wouldn't have a carerr, so I'd say loves them.

So it's 21 Jump Street? Lazy faggots.

I agree, and god knows that we had enough capeshit, it's time for hollywood dumbness to be about something else.

No

Alex is /ourgirl/. Our cute autismfu

How do you turn Baywatch into a series movie? It's the smartest thing they could've done.

he might not be gay, but he is 100% a fucking faggot.

a mix between 21 jump street and Pain & Gain

>It's the smartest thing they could've done.
The smartest thing they could have done would have been to not make the fucking movie at all. It looks like garbage.

This.
And if anything, it's not going to Jump Street levels of self-aware, the meta jokes were light as fuck, gonna fly by a lot of people's heads.

Sorry, lady, that's considered a weapon of mass ejaculation, I have to carry that to a safe place.

And that is why you're single.

Not nearly enough Daddario.

>roast beef

>you will never ever even make physical contact with a female with even a minuscule fraction of Daddario's beauty

one of these days im going to kill myself, I just haven't decided when

By casting Alexandra Daddario and Priyanka Chopra

Be nice, until you're done promoting the movie at least.

Would you raise Jamal's baby Sup Forums? You'd get to watch her breastfeed it

>tits that big
>not wearing a bra
Explains why they're disappointingly droopy.

she can breastfeed me for all i care

fake, she's a virgin

Nah, her tits are perfect, you're just a jealous roastie.

So big they overflow her back torso.

kys

kino

My autism wouldn't let me keep that line at the top, sorry

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I wouldn't care for kid, I'd be busy with her boobs.

retard

>they're disappointingly droopy
Spotted some jelous flat bitch here.

really makes you think

>daddario in one piece life guard bikini
>that gap
my dick was not ready