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Week Who Gives A Shit

This week our contestants somehow fuck up selling Gin

Who will win?
Who is fired?

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>No JD
>No Karthik
>No Big Dick Paul
>No Sofiane
Why should I watch?

Courntey's Angles tiem.

Grainne wins btw

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Alana lad

anyone else constantly diamonds with all these hot women on this show?

rolling for JD

JD get

SIT ON MY FACE ALANA

ATTRACTIVE APPRENTICE CANDIDATES POWER RANKINGS

1. Liz (S6)
2. Kate (S5)
3. Luisa (S9)
4. Frances (S12)
5. Lauren (S10)

---POWER GAP---

6. Grainne (S12)
7. Vana (S11)
8. Leah (S9)
9. Roisin (S10)
10. Sandeesh (S6)
11. Michelle (S2)
12. Yasmina (S5)
13. Alana (S12)
14. Ella (S10)

---POWER GAP---

15. Laura (S6)
16. Uzma (S9)
17. Natasha (S7)
18. Joanna (S6)
19. Jemma (S10)
20. Jessica (S12)
21. Paloma (S6)
22. Stella (S6)
23. Naomi (S3)
24. Melody (S7)

---POWER GAP---

9001. Selina (S11)
90001. Trishna (S12)

900001. Melissa (S6)


9000001. Edna (S7)
90000001. Gerri (S3)
Infinity: Ruth Badger

>inb4 are you autistic
>inb4 roisinfags
>inb4 cant remember most of them fags

>first two weeks Team Women got absolutely BTFO
>now 5 women and 1 guy left

Reeeeeaaaaaally makes you think.

whoever 2-3 is, that is the winner........screencap this.

Autism Speaks.

>tfw I've been missing these Sup Forums threads

Have these been every week? This is the first time I've watched the series in about five years, been watching with a friend and it's been a fucking train wreck every week.

Karthik was /ourguy/ but at least he went down in a beautiful disaster and took the black guy who did literally nothing with him.

Angry man Paul was our favourite after that because I figured he was going to kill someone sooner or later, but now he's gone. I thought for sure gay Irishman was going after sticking himself in the show, but we had to wait another week for him to get taken out with clueless Sofiane.

It's been a fucking RIDE.

Rolling, I'm happy with anyone but Jess, because she does my fucking head in, or Trishna because come on. Please Karthik.

>Alan Sugar walks in to candidates
>"Sup Forums is worth $4 nationwide"
>"I want you to shitpost on Sup Forums with a power ranking comment you spent too much time on"

in the boardroom

>"power rankings? more like power wankings"
Karensmirk.jpg
>"you won tho, now you're going rock climbing as a treat or some shit idk"

Thanks lad, I'd forgotten, just taking a poo

What a fucking idiot

Grainne wins, Alan Sugar already posted on his twitter because he's an idiot.

karthik would win without trying

>Luisa THAT far up

WEW LAD, she may have jizz-worthy tits but her face is literal fucking Reptilian. And fuckface Uzma has no business being above 9000.

Wouldn't surprise me. She's the only one that's been shown to be half-competent at all.

Karthik won the series even if he's gone.

"I was present at the conception of my son"

What a guy

>no helen milligan at all in the list

you're a cunt mate

Karthik was a cuck

Whos this pig talking about slaves on BBC 1

> Slave become slave owner
> Carried on with the slave trade

sjws on suicide watch

''I project managed my son's conception. I know the exact date, time and hotel room, how many other people can say that?''

Karthik is the best salesman in the fucking universe, did you not hear him on his soundbite?

ARE NIGE on QT tonight.

Reminder that Grainne has a 14 year old son.

Lads, it's time. Lads. Lads-lads-lads-lads-lads-lads...
LADS!!!!


I hope Jessica goes today she annoys the hell out of me, still would tho.

What's for din dins lads

that was at time of recording, possibly 15 now.

missed the last 2 episodes

anything good happen?

ur mum

the tasty old tart

Still would

y u do dis

she just needs a cock in her mouth.

Where's the Roisin poster??

Apparently Sugs tweeted out the winner by accident lel.

>all these people I don't even remember
>roisin 9th
yeah ok

Alana pls

Lads

>those eyes

F

>Age 31

Damn she started early. Good lass.

Reminder that jess is a slag with 3 kids

>it's a chicken kiev episode

Rolling for Alanafu

fucking forgot about the space badger

she was literally a fucking stripper m8

Daily reminder that this is what Sofian designed

it was that he was only following one of the contestants from this series, who everyone presumed to be the winner

No.

All aboard the Frances train.

Me too

Why not

Why not

More? haven't seen this one before

pls

>Sofiane ... you might as well start that pilgrimage to Mecca now son ... you're fired

How did he get away with this?

Luisa is sex. She needs my cum

Mate she's pretty average. She'd rank about number 35.

inb4'd it lad. autism wins

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> Look at me, I'm posting from 2 devices

Fuck off.

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Fuck's sake I don't know which one was me

Proper sort but snaky bitch.

courtney fucked francis

Nice

Was this before or after those miss whayever-it-was show? She looked pretty gypsy in them


>it's a Courtney is still in the competition episode

Courtneys about to get btfo

Sorry I'm late

I've been following with the archived thread most weeks because I've been busy Thursday nights. The bants has been some next level shit

OFFICIAL APPRENTICE QT POWER RANKINGS

1) Frances
2) Jessica
3) Grainne
4) Courtney
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901) Alana
9001) Trishna

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About a year late on the gin meme Al

Rolling

> Gin

That's for poofs.

Who /rum/ here?

Every time they show up at a landmark and there's no people

Janitor walks past
>"We're not open yet, get outta here!"

those itty bitty titties are cu-

>married to a sCUNThorpe player
dropped

Gin is wank

Every time they show up at a landmark and there's no people

Janitor walks past
>"We're not open yet, get outta here!"

MUH READY MEALS

>people actually defended this last week

Courtney is based

Curly haired hint was worse than Badger.

>pretending to be me
Why?

Alana, once again, shoved to the side

need a webm of that frances wink

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF ALANA FFS!

>o-ok Alana you can be project manager if you sit on my face

Just fuck you Courtney you twunt.

is courtney /ourguy/?

>Kraken

You have great taste, user.

JUST

Friendly reminder that Jess chose Courtney because they have been bonking.

lad he's the opposite of based. he's a fucking drip.

>dat franfran wink

I hope this gin meme dies soon.

>jd1.png

Got any other JDs?

Agree

>gin is for poofs
>posts his 'drink' of choice that's shaped like a cock

ahh yes

>People actually rate Alana over Courtney

fucking plebs

Gin is for toff wankers

>alana