How's this piece of shit holding up? Never watched. Is it OK for a 5-yearl-old? Heard it's a bit too violent.
How's this piece of shit holding up? Never watched. Is it OK for a 5-yearl-old? Heard it's a bit too violent
it's a kid's movie
>too violent
still a classic
>humans get hit by heavy metal objects
>TOO violent
Home Alone 2 is literally kino.
why does Marv turn into a skeleton?
Don't be silly. Skeleton turns into Marv.
It's Presidential Kino
Empire Strikes Back of the series.
Why was he scared of the old man? Even as a kid I never saw anything particularly scary about the old man.
If the 5yo is not a female or faggot, it's alright.
Smh, childhood ruined. I can't believe they put literally Hitler in Home Alone 2. I literally can't even.
Big brother filling his head with urban legends
because the scary music played when he was near him duhh
Nah its a perfect movie fpr a kid that age.
>Kevin runs up hotel bill at Trump tower in HA2
>It's $600
>Dad freaks out
Remember when $600 was a lot of money?
He apparently killed his family or something
It's still the greatest home invasion horror ever
>it still is a lot of money to me
>man gets hit in head by paint can
>trevor, mild-mannered milquetoast five year old sees violence for the first time
>rich suburban yuppie parents give him to a shrink at $600/session
>Home Alone
>never watched
>Worry... He cleans some butt
It was actually more like $967
It was $967 I watched the movie yesterday.
>that scene from the extended version where Kevin ties down the two goons and tortures them for three hours straight
If Home Alone came out today you'd all be saying how Reddit it is.
The sequel is unnecessary
He was also in Little Rascals
Home alone 3 is better
>Heard it's a bit too violent.
Every generation of parents becomes more sheltered than the last.
It was $967 and the joke was the Plaza is such a jew-hole they itemized the sprinkles. When Buzz is reading it, it practically charges him by the color.
lend us a quid
It honestly was.
even funnier with books. I venture special snowflake students of today would get a heart attack if they have to read ivanhoe or similar books
thats a steal for all he got
This
Fucking Kevin McAllister was dealng with two bumbling goons
The kid in 3 took down a squad of terrorists looking for a munitions chip. Kid had to fake a gun to save some old bitch. HE STARED DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN FOR SOMEONE HE DIDNT EVEN LIKE AND WASNT INTEGRAL TO THE PLOT
True plus that probably includes all the rubbish he rented on pay-per-view.
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$48 dollars for bananas? In the 90s? WTF?
Greatest goat soundtrack of all time
That movie is one of the few movies that still holds up. At 30, I enjoy it more than at 10.
Thats $48 for 6 custard flans
Half of these falls really aren't that bad.
Home Alone 2 is the greatest christmas movie of all time. The first one is good too, but HA2 kicks it up a notch.
>comfiest movie straight out of the comfiest era of mankind
>piece of shit
au contraire, dear reader(s). 20 years on, it depicts an era that, with current knowledge, was our collective peak. take it for what it is, user - a masterpiece of popular art and comedy from an Better Time.
omg wow is any movie safe from drumpf. Thanks Donald Hitler you ruined my childhood, literally s haki ng right now.